Killer Date Material?
Excluding the Human killers that just have a bad attitude or mental illness (Legion, Pig, Michael Myers, Ghost face, Clown, Bubba), which killer would be easiest to Date? Like actually go out to a Restaurant and commit to a Date.
I'd allow Huntress to be considered since she's almost a feral animal herself :p
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I would choose the demogorgon, it seems to be someone who imposes respect, besides it is not known if he is a boy or a girl so, meh?.
I hope I won't be the demogorgon's dinner
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Hmm. Well, I think that the spirit still has her genitalia intact, which can't be said for The Nurse or The Plague. I also am attracted to fierce women, so she would match pretty well. We may have to work past the daddy issues. Oh and the ice cold corpse grasp she has may prove to be an issue too
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I'm so proud of this community
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Demi Logorgon.
* A very good Boi/Gril
* Cute mouth weebles
* Won't spend whole evening talking about self
* Near instant teleportation home
* Will murder muggers and attackers
* Loves head pats and tummy rubs
* Best hugs
*Sloppy Kisses
Where was I going with this again ..... oh yeah.
Demi Logorgon best waifu/husbando don't @ me
(After Feng Min and Amanda of course but still don't @ me)
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WRAITH!!!!!
WRAITH!!!!!!!!!!
WRAIIIIIIIIIITHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
@Volfawott The Demidigorgonborgon is a close second
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Why can't it be said? Nothing in Nurse's lore says anything 'happened', and Plague is no different than a leper.
That being said, Adiris or Amanda.
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The nurse has many chunks of flesh of her body missing. From the way it looks in the WW1 outfit and the outfit where you can see the cavity where her heart used to be, it seems that most of her torso is gone.
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The Doctor, since he seems the type who enjoys some BDSM stuff.
The Oni also seems like a good candidate. Have you seen his muscles?
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well Demogorgon resembles a male more and is called "bad man" in the show a lot. you could make a female version of Demogorgon (boobs hips legs on and on) with a noticeable difference but if you made a male version it would look exactly the same
also Demogorgon was a "prince" in d&d. though its an alien evidence says its safe to call it he
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Nurse litterally has 2 gorgeous looking wedding dresses.
If that isn't date material, then I don't know anymore.
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Wraith seems like a chill and sweet dude. Too bad Nurse already has him. If not Wraith then probably Pig.
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Huntress if you commit to her wild lifestyle!
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Not sure if Huntress even knows how to speak and I'm not an outdoorsy person.
With the more "normal" killers excluded, that really only leaves me with Nurse or Spirit, and I don't want to get murdered by Wraith.
So, Spirit it is.
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You're telling me you don't want a man who:
gives you endless attention, always watches you.
isn't annoying, doesn't talk.
literally can lift a man into the air with one hand.
can drive just cause he watched someone do it.
who's in uniform π€π€π€
who's 6 foot 7 inches, every girl's dream.
doesn't need guns, he already got a nice gain doe π³
has hands the size of your head.
has a handsome idle stance, turns his head, so sexy.
has an intimidating mask to hide is pitch perfect face.
would kill for you and kill you π
What's not to love? Perfect man? I think so.
Don't forget, he loves children.
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Huntress make snu snu until you die from it. Death by snu snu.
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*Switches back and forth from terrified look to happy look.*
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I feel like when Rin isn't hunting she is a perfectly normal ghost. she used to be a struggling college student so she is already super relatable. if you can just get past the floating detached limbs and super raspy voice she would be a 10/10 date.
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And her furious episodes
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Demogorgon he just seems like he would be a great cooker
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Ghostface would be the easiest probably.
He's the only one of the Killers I see as likely to ever go on a date with someone. Half of the roster probably wouldn't be allowed in a nice restaurant, while the others probably wouldn't want to go.
Ghosty would definitely though, if he ever met a sleek fellow psychopath that he found himself attracted to.
I personally would prefer to hang out, just hang out, with the Legion though.
We could loiter around by the highway, listen to punk rock, toss pebbles onto the road, and grumble about how unfair things are. Sounds like a good time to me.
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Adiris because she's not evil and would appreciate being treated with some respect.
Also after she throws up you can threaten to sue the restaurant for serving bad food and probably get the meal comped.
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Stab janitors, steal sketchbooks, dip our knives in... Grime, and... Stab more people too!
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Don't forget watching Frank eat dirt!
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Amanda. She was pretty in the SAW movies.
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Yβall be ignoring the best one... BUBBA. He gotta BIG heart.
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Is Meyers still considered as "human"?
I am not so much into Halloween lore, but I had always assume, that some dark power sticks in him, because of his strength sometimes and also his ability to ignore pain (so I have not see him as a "pure" human for a long time).
Sorry for hijacking your thread, but since it seems to matter for this thread if something is human, or not... :)
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this is lore not deviantart.
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