What do you think are the chances we will get cashier Carl one day?

The idea is certainly not too far fetched the entity seems to be able to take already dead people into it's realm take bill for example in left 4 dead 2 you can literally find his dead body so on that note do you guys think cashier Carl will make an appearance sometime in the future? And if so what do you think his perks will be?
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Discount: After completing a gen, the next gen you touch is half fixed.
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although yes possible and somewhat unique I think its more likely he'd be a costume for someone like Jake or Dwight
if he is his own person with his own quirks Id like to imagine
Self-Checkout: slows helping team but speeds up actions on his own
Markup: by increasing the price of his wares (hehehe) he ups the quality of currently held item (brown toolbox acts as yellow) or something along those lines
Inventory: choose to put an item back inside of an item box and it will gradually regain charges?
idk I was just going with puns on store lingo
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Flip-a-Coin:
You get either 5% additional repair speed or 5% additional vaulting speed for the duration of the trial.
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Very slim. The devs have basically confirmed, on several occasions I believe, that he will most likely not be added to the game. It's less the fact that he's dead and more the fact that the Entity simply didn't choose him as far as we know. Nothing is absolutely certain, though.
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Chances are definitely 50/50.
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