Please ban me

The saltiest player I've ever found was on ps4. I was playing billy and down him. Put him on the hook, they hook rush him, he tries to bait a borrowed time hit, I wait then down him, I pick him up (since I could afford a ds at the time) he misses, then ragequits. Now, since at the time I had messages blocked, he kept following and unfollowing my account just to try bothering me (because there's a pop up coming out), he did it for 15 minutes.

My dad is Nintendo Miyamoto, and he can get your dad fired from video games.

I had a Dwight try and ban me for "not doing anything or trying to save him" Now heres how the game went: We all spawn together and there's a 3 man gen that I hop on. Me, being a sucker for Dwights, I get off and point to the gen and let him have it instead. I end up working on a different gen before theirs goes off and I get chased and hooked by a Trapper. I don't like Trapper bc I'm a trap magnet and it's pretty funny to watch me screech my head off about how many traps there are. Trapper isn't camping bc someone steps in a trap and another Meg comes to the rescue. I leave and Dwight gets hooked, Nea steps in a trap so I save. Dwight gets unhooked and for the next 2 gens (I worked on btw) I'm safe. I end up getting hooked because of stepping in a trap (no surprise there) and Dwight saves me but gets hooked soon after. Trapper is camping and I have BT but I know I'm not gonna get out of there with both of our lives but I had a plan. I was gonna lead the Trapper to me and use balanced (down the hole in Badham Preschool) and go back up to save if nobody did so already. Nea ended up ruining my plan by blocking my way, Dwight died on hook and I died 5 minutes later. Dwight then proceeds to say I did absolutely nothing the whole game and didn't try and save him (disregarding the fact I saved him the first time, he said it didn't matter that I saved him the first time because I didn't do it again).

I get alot of reports for basement camping with Bubba, because nothing made me happier than getting salt from people who cant move on to the next one.

Had a guy tell me I was the "meanst" toxic killer and rejected my GG. When I asked what I did that was toxic, he said I was green rank (rank 11), and that, as clown, I was throwing bottles everywhere. Like, what? That's literally all the clown gets. I had a +2 bottles add-on and tattoos middle finger (intoxicated survivors aura shown for 6 seconds.

Good thing to do with those people is to report them for "false reporting/flagging" so that they just get ignored whenever they report.

Not sure if it works, but I like to have a little hope that it'll actually make a difference.