Tell me your best joke
I am pretty bored right now so i want to read some nice jokes, also i want to see what will this communit post
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The devs balance team.
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I would get banned instantly, :/ sorry
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Matchmaking
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Hex: Ruin
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Spine chill and Claudette walked into a bar
Spine chill told claudette "I have a funny joke"
Claudette was surprised a perk talked so asked what
Spine chill said, "Sorry, I forgot, cat has my tongue"
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2 Killers are going next to each other and the one in the middle ######### dies.
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The Nurse rework...
That was a terrible joke, you got Bamboozled!
Let me Surge for some more puns.
Please Endure these, i'm Saving The Best For Last.
So, any of you got any jokes?
I'm All Ears!
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Old dad jokes:
1: A rope walks into a bar, the bartender says "Sorry pal we don't serve rope here".
The rope turns around and walks outside, he then splits his hair apart and twists himself up before walking back in.
The bartender says "Hey aren't you that rope I just kicked out?"
No sir, says the rope. I'm a frayed knot.
2: The rear view mirror in my car fell off the other day. Its been a pain adjusting to this but ever since that day I've never looked back.
3: The other day I was playing with Saran wrap making little figures out of the rolled up plastic. It dawned on me that I was technically a Wrap artist.
To solidify this idea I decided to get my friend Alven (we call him Al) to allow me to make a plastic molding of his bum with the saran wrap. After much effort I finished my first piece.
When my other friend asked how my career as a Wrap Artist was going I told him "Great I just released my first Al Bum".
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Old dad facts:
1: A Blue Whale is so large that if you were to spread it across a football field, the game would be cancelled.
2: They say that when the Titanic sank there was so much pressure that many of the tables (cutlery/glasses) actually stayed mostly upright and set in place. Its actually one of the reasons it was so frightening for the original divers who explored the wreck.
However another interesting fact not often mentioned, is that the swimming pool on the Titanic is still full of water.
3: A slice of pie in Jamaica cost $2.50
A slice of Pie in the Bahamas cost $3.50
Just a little fact about the Pie-rates of the Caribbean.
4: If you were to take all the Elephants on Earth and stack them one on top of the other heading towards the moon, they wouldn't like it very much.
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One trial due to a bug there were four piggys in the match as killer and one survivor, the survivor had four options:
- Disconnect
- Die on first hook
- Look for the hatch
- Loop the four killrs who followed him in a line, never thinking to co-ordinate their approach.
Which one would you do?
And the generators have the new ruin on them too...
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The buffed Ruin and it made it a very strong late game perk!!!
That will show dem survivors. 😎
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BHVR
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