To all you Pig mains out there: Bacon!
That’s right! I said it!
Let it be known that any time a Pig is hunting me, I’m verbally calling it every food name that applies!
- ”Get your ham hocks off of me!”
- ”That’s right, crouch away like the bacon bit you are!”
- ”What kind of attack was that? You missed me with your — pork chop!”
- ”Hard to see in the tall grass? Well, that’s what you think, ya sausage link!”
- ”Don’t put that thing on my head or I’ll stuff an apple into yours!”
- ”What’s with the bloodpoint grind ya pork rind?”
- ”Pallet + pig = ‘ground’ sausage patty!”
- “Go away! I’m in this locker for a reason! I’m IRL trying to take another bite of your cousin!”
Ahhhhhh. That was low, but I feel better. Now let’s see if we can all just get along throughout the holiday season. Your favorite time of year, eh Pigs? .............. (ahem, honey-glazed!)
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You're making me hungry! As a Pig second-in-command I'll keep these lines in mind when chasing survivors 😄
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Hehe. This Pig: vicious but delicious!
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I was in a SWF once and one of my friends DS'ed the pig and said, and I quote, "Get off me you soggy ham lookin a**!"
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Wow! He was being chased by rump roasted pork loin! Lmao!
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Omg! To the tenderloin who just chased me away from each puzzle box until my head popped, just know I’ve got a charcoal briquette with your name on it!
Baby back ribs indeed!
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Just once, can we see The Pig hanging from one of those meat hooks?! Right up there where it belongs!
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I'm gonna mori all of you.
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I'm never playing against a pig again, so I'll never have to worry lol.
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Unless you're on Xbox, you'll be fine. I also save them for particular nuicances.
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