Interested in volunteering to help moderate for the Forums? Please fill out an application here: https://dbd.game/moderator-application
Kill Switch update: We have temporarily Kill Switched the Forgotten Ruins Map due to an issue that causes players to become stuck in place. The Map will remain out of rotation until this is resolved.

http://dbd.game/killswitch

To all you Pig mains out there: Bacon!

yobuddd
yobuddd Member Posts: 2,259
edited January 2020 in Off-topic

That’s right! I said it!

Let it be known that any time a Pig is hunting me, I’m verbally calling it every food name that applies!

  • ”Get your ham hocks off of me!”
  • ”That’s right, crouch away like the bacon bit you are!”
  • ”What kind of attack was that? You missed me with your — pork chop!”
  • ”Hard to see in the tall grass? Well, that’s what you think, ya sausage link!”
  • ”Don’t put that thing on my head or I’ll stuff an apple into yours!”
  • ”What’s with the bloodpoint grind ya pork rind?”
  • ”Pallet + pig = ‘ground’ sausage patty!”
  • “Go away! I’m in this locker for a reason! I’m IRL trying to take another bite of your cousin!”

Ahhhhhh. That was low, but I feel better. Now let’s see if we can all just get along throughout the holiday season. Your favorite time of year, eh Pigs? .............. (ahem, honey-glazed!)

Post edited by yobuddd on

Comments