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Well that's was a thing

Kirakux
Kirakux Member Posts: 36
in General Discussions

So I had the shortest match of my life that ended with me being reported.

Let me set the scene:

Its hillbilly, me and ash spawned inside of the killer shack, oh look basement is here too. I started the gen, Ash went downstairs, but oh whats that? Is that the sounds of a chainsaw approaching?

So I urban evade my ass into the basement to stealth it out as he searches upstairs.

SCHHH SCHH CLUNK CLUNK

Ash are you-- are you seriously going through the chest right now?

Oh hi there mister hillbill-- hooked

Oh there goes ash too hooked

and the rank 20? hooked

that other random oof

Game lasted maybe all of 3 minutes.

And who does Ash blame? Me. The Feng Min, cause I happened to urban evade my ass into the basement while he sifted through that loud as hell chest. And I was reported for "bringing the killer to him"

a'ight fam.

it was fun tho, lol.

Comments

  • Kirakux
    Kirakux Member Posts: 36

    To be honest I think we all screwed up there, lol. Tho I kinda was laughing when we all got downed so fast.

  • Venoxxie
    Venoxxie Member Posts: 300

    Jokes on the Ash, BHVR is gonna tell his butt "Thanks for your concern but this is not a punishable offense."

    Especially since:

    A) You didn't bring the killer, you stealthed away before he saw you.

    B) Even if you had went outside and hid behind a wall, you're right, the chest is loud as hell. Any normal killer woulda been like "Lemme just creep down here... oh hai ash!"


    It's sad when people know nothing about the game and proceed to blame everyone but themselves.

  • Kirakux
    Kirakux Member Posts: 36
    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/847441#Comment_847441

    Yeah! Me and Ash "hung" out!

  • Kirakux
    Kirakux Member Posts: 36
    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/847433#Comment_847433

    IT was funny cause at the end he's like "everyone report the feng"

    and someone who wasn't even there was like "well feng did get downed first..." (the other teamates spawned on the otherside of the map)

    Like yes... I did get downed first, after I made the mistake of going down the stairs to evade the killer only to hear the chest being opened and as I tried to leave, ran head first into a hillbilly.

  • Spirez
    Spirez Member Posts: 674

    I had a game that lasted less than a minute. Apple addon with plauge and infectious fright. Survivors spawned together. I spawned close to my corrupt fountain. Got one with corrupt purge and it dominoed to the rest