The Constitutional Wholesome Republic of the Fog
Given the continued toxicity in the Dead by Daylight community, the Ruin Wars, and the widespread discontent with the developers' regime, I, AAAAA, declare that Dead by Daylight belongs to The Players, whose rule shall be codified in this post.
Article 0
This is a coup. Please do not resist.
Article I
This post shall be updated by and maintained regularly by The Guardian of the Constitution.
Article II
Any proposed amendments to The Constitution or applications to join The Government of the Fog shall be submitted by commenting on this thread. Applications must include your preferred position in the government, and why you wish to join.
Article III
Current positions in The Government are as follows:
Guardian of The Constitution: @AAAAA
Supreme Leader: @Cornpopers_Evan
Minister of Trees: @GrootDude
Minister of Compromise: @Fibijean
Governor of Haddonfield: @ShrekIsHot
Minister of The Swamps: @ShrekIsHot
Minister of Irrelevant Issues: @Skarkio
Speaker of The Senate: @Boosted_Dwight
Arch-Sherriff: @Masantonio
Minister of Lore: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Guardian of Dwights: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Lover of Myers: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Guardian of Janes: @Bigbootiejudy666 (Currently banned)
Acting Guardian of Janes: @Watery
Minister of the Environment: @KillermainBTWm8
Chief of the Department of Sanitation: @pootis_Bear
Executive Rework Consultant and Announcer: @thefallenloser
Advisor of Killers: @Bigbootiejudy666
Head of Maintenance: @Spooky13 @Spooky
Minister of Communications: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Minister of Teabags, Tea Leaves, and Other Tea Making Materials: @Seltas0208
Article IV
All legislation shall be passed through The Senate. All players form their own senatorial constituency and may elect a Senator from the constituency to cast a vote in The Senate. Until further notice, The Senate shall convene in the polls section.
Article V
Assassination is right out. So is stealing. And bullying. And bigotry. Just follow the golden rule: if it would make Bob Ross, Steve Irwin, or Mr. Roger's sad, don't so it.
Comments
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Lol, "Minster of Compromise". I'll take it 😆
Although I must say, "Supreme Leader" doesn't sound very democratic.
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Maybe we'll hold an election in polls if The Players will it.
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As the minister of trees, I vote to plant Cherry Blossoms in the courtyard. (My favorite tree)
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It shall be as you say! Once we get a courtyard... or a building... which map should we declare our capital?
Ironworks of Misery is a classic and has lots of room, but the god window might be triggering for some killers. Family Residence is nice, but too dark for anyone to find their way there. Lery's is currently under renovation. The Game is full of trip hazards and rotting meat. I GOT IT! THE THOMPSON HOUSE!
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We can all have a house on Lampkin Lane. :)
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Nah that'll be Embassy Row. Where we'll keep diplomatic delegations from liscenced franchises and prisoners from the BHVR regime.
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What is going on here?
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We're overthrowing BHVR! Wanna join?
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Nah I'm good
*Its starting*
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Thompson house then?
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Heck yeah!
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It’s been decided then!
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You're supreme leader(apparently) has arrived! So, what good news do you, @GrootDude and @Fibijean bring? Are you still trying to spread the word of the WH?
Seriously though please nothing about Suzi. XD
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We have agreed that we will plant cherry blossoms in the courtyard.
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oh I can´t wait to become the mistress of @GrootDude. Just image the scandal
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This a good first step, keep it up people!
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I’m gay so not happening. : P
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So am I
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I’m also 15 😅
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Me too. I´m a 10th grader
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Minister of the trees? More like Eater of the totems.
I'm still waiting for my Inner Strength to proc.
*Gangnam Style into the Harlem Shake*.
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I’m homeschooled, started homeschooling in fifth grade.
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I’ll make sure to cleanse the totems when we play. :P
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You just wait, one of these days I'll just Dead Hard right to the totem and steal that baby fresh from you and give you a good t-bag for that.
Cause that's what friends do. :)
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Also if I'm being asked for a position, anything Shrek or Michael Myers related is good for me.
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I already used sprint burst to get there.
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But I'm Jeff so you'll never ever get there and fit in, I knocked you over with my big dad body.
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Don’t make me play Jane
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It shall be done!
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Governor of Haddonfield and Minister of The Swamps sound good?
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Can I be a Senate of this Republic? :P
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Ooh, yeah, we need a legislative body, let's write that in!
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Well it does not matter, I´m only using you to get to the top of the republic so I can assassinate @Cornpopers_Evan and become Leader
Post edited by Bigbootiejudy666 on0 -
I request to form the constituency of Sheriff Jake.
If possible I would like to have the position of Top Sheriff Jake.
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Oh great AAAAA,I would like to join. As an active member of the dbd community I consider myself....helpful.
I am so nice that I always spare Dwights.
You can't say no to me now >:D
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I would like to be whatever you like,I'm perfect for all jobs. Just don't declare me as claudetteinabush only,add a j there just for fun :3
With justice,with honor,with Myer's legz
-J
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First of all, @Cornpopers_Evan is supreme leader. Second, I'm changing the constitution to prohibit assassination.
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No space for me huh? :((((
I thought we were friends I feel betrayed.....
I'm committing the worst crime in the fog.
I'm going
To
Injure a Dwight
Jk if I do that I'll commit mass genocide to myself xd
Post edited by CLAUDETTEINABUSH on1 -
You can´t do that if I become the guardian of Constitution☺️
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:0
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Perfect, sir, glad to serve.
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You're the lover of Myers?! HOW DARE YOU.
Insulted, my nomination?!
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Oh. Are you approaching me?
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How about I make you two co-Lovers of Myers?
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Wait, I'm trying to be assassinated, I can't believe this. =O
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What am I witnessing right here.
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better watch out mama. I WILL control the republic if it the last thing I do
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I prefer not. How about a q&a Myers style,like his favorite color,condom etc. The best will take the role
Do you agree? Dio?
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While The CWRF acknowledges, and indeed supports, your right to have a Myers Sex Quiz, I would have to ask that you create a separate thread so that people who are here for official government business are not forced to sort through material that a small but vocal minority may find unsavory.
That said, if/when such a thread is created, make sure to tag me so I can decide the winner.
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Ok,join the first Meetup tho. Your opinion is important.
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