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The second constitutional wholesome republic of the fog Meetup
Greetings members of the government,People of the fog,devs and Michael Myers lovers. I, J from the government shall announce our second meetup. Anyone who doesn't belong on the government can join or just chill in order to read everything that will be discussed in this forum. Let's proceed.
The Chosen of the government are;
Guardian of The Constitution: @AAAAA
Supreme Leader: @Cornpopers_Evan
Minister of Trees: @GrootDude
Minister of Compromise: @Fibijean
Governor of Haddonfield: @ShrekIsHot
Minister of The Swamps: @ShrekIsHot
Minister of Irrelevant Issues: @Skarkio
Speaker of The Senate: @Boosted_Dwight
Arch-Sherriff: @Masantonio
Minister of Lore: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Guardian of Dwights: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Lover of Myers: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Guardian of Janes: @Bigbootiejudy666
Minister of the Environment: @KillermainBTWm8
Chief of the Department of Sanitation: @pootis_Bear
Executive Rework Consultant and Announcer: @thefallenloser
Advisor of Killers: @Bigbootiejudy666
Head of Maintenance: @Spooky13 @Spooky
We gathered here to discuss three major incidents that happen and will happen in the near future.
First. Both killers and survivors continue to disturb crows and the pig is getting many pallets dropped to her head. This is unacceptable behavior and must be punished since the wildlife of the fog is still in danger!
Second. The influence of the government rises each day,we shall set some rules in order for our communication with behavior to be more accurate,effective and interesting.
Third. The "ruin wars" are close to the end. The law should be altered in order to punish the ones who are trying to start a new one.
People of the government,people of the fog,Oinkers,memers and camping leatherfaces, we must work together to effectively dispose the problem.
Sincerely
J from the government.
Edit: two new members
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Also Amanda's birthday is on Monday,so we must prepare an oink party.
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wut in tarnation
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I would like to bring up another raging issue, We still need a Playboy Bunny outfit for Jane and Kate
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Indeed,this goes to the "devs and communication" section.
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Pig needs all the pallets dropped on her head. She makes the cutest stun noises out of any killer 🐽
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Don't forget to meet at the regular place...
Also, some of you haven't been paying your dues. Some are way overdue. Interest will be tacked on soon.
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Where are you guys? I started living there 2 years ago...still waiting for u
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But then,the pig gets injured. Imagine all the sad hours that the pig spends,bandaging her head while crying. Horrific!!!!!!!!
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What about shirtless Clown and Myers? And Demo needs a shirt or a sweater or something, poor thing is freezing this time of year.
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*Sad snorting noises* 🐷😥
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This gave me a good chuckle.
I believe another issue is that we still do not have shirtless myers.
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Omg yessssss my wig would literally disintegrate
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Uhm,uhm what is this forum xD
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To amend the first issue I suggest giving the crows the ability to become empowered by the entity where the crows will then instant down survivors and carry them to hooks or for killers stun them for 5 minutes when they get spooked! The pig shall now have their cute oink as their dash sound so people will not slam her head! However if you still insist on dropping a pallet on the pig Bubba will join the chat and subject you to basement face camping. Do the rest of you find this acceptable? (Also why in tar nation is this in general discussion LOL)
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We made a government. Here is the official post. Wanna join?
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I would also like to request to make my position in government as the ¨Adviser of Killer Mains
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It is unfortunate that I didn't put it on off topic. Really unfortunate since I forgot. I have to say tho,your ideas are excellent. The only thing missing is that after they disturb a crow they lose 100.000 bloodpoints for each crow.
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I'd defo wanna join :D
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Face Camping is joke punishment. I think we should object them to watching 2 girls 1 cup while having to listen to Baby by Justin Biber for 90 hours straight
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No,we must execute order 66 on the 4th dimension and make them spend eternity by falling into nothingness for all eternity
Also,do you also want to keep your main job as the protector of Janes?
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@AAAAA can put people in and out since they owe the forum. Ask him in his forum;
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As Governor and Minister of my special homes, I rule that in addition to my work for these places, I now put in the minds of my people of this:
The Clown but in a Big Chungus suit.
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Her, actually. But yes, please join!
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I put they cuz I didn't know if ur male or female 😂
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Also I thank the mod that put this to off topics. It was in general discussions and I did mention I did it by mistake. Thanks!
BTW that means that mods and maybe devs watch these xd
Love it
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It says "ask him in his forum" but it's all good :)
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Whoops. In my other one i said they. Mb gerl
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They know...
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No worries <3
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wait a second, Are firing me or was about the question about me changing my position to Adviser of Killer mains?
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I'm asking if you wanna keep that position AND have the adviser of killers OR do you prefer JUST the adviser of killers -_-
Ur fire
Ding dong
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Yes I would like to keep my position and be the adviser of killer mains lol
I´m such a dumb #########
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You are forgiven cuz of ur big bootie
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*Phases into existence*
Am I late?
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Arch-sherif,no you are not. How would you punish players for disturbing crows?
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Severe disturbance of the crows results in accumulated "pecks". When enough pecks are accumulated, death by crows shall bestow those who are unlucky enough to do so.
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You are your serif tho,you must keep an eye or two for those who disobey the law.
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I pledge to.
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I have found this and will now proceed to stalk again.
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