I sexually identify as a Doc main
Ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of running though the cornfields of Coldwind Farm passing hot sticky electricity on disgusting survivors. People say to me that a person being a Doc main is impossible and I'm ######### ######### but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install metal wire frames, electric wires, and power transformers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "DA DOCTA" and respect my right to tunnel and face camp needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a doctaphobe and need to check your entitled killer privilege.
Thank you for being so understanding.
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Would it be offensive to refer to you as a Sparkhead?
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Yus. Check your killer privilege
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Well then
I sexually identify as a hot pocket
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I sexually identify as a Demogorgon get on my level.
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I sexually identify as Daddy Michaels shower sponge.
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I sexually identify as a Hillbilly main. As a child locked in a small dark room I had the feeling of murdering the people who tortured me. They say I'm toxic for using Insta chainsaw. I don't care, I am beautiful. I have neck hairs, a little raccoon fur cap on my head and dead rabbits around my waist. You should now respect my responsibility to be sniper Billy and chainsaw all of your pallets.
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this thread confuses me greatly
I love it
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So do I
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I don't sexually identify.
Take that The Man! You can't put me in a box!
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Anybody here SEXUALLY IDENTIFY as a legion main????
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