The Most Boosted Game of My Life/Fix the ranking system.
This is a true story. The worst part of this is that I brought a purple flashlight with odd bulb. That might also be the funniest. Anyways, I spawn in. I am a P2 bill btw. Me and a Steve finish the first gen of the match. The Nurse comes straight for it like a drug addict to a rusty syringe. She spots me and mess up the loop thinking she was going to blink. I do the same thing again and get downed. She puts me on the hook and face camps me.
The Steve and a Nancy rush over. The Steve foolishly tries to unhook me and gets yoinked, keep in mind the Nancy is right in front of me. As the Steve is grabbed Nancy, instead of unhooking me, stands there like she is doped out on crack. I am telling you she is as useless as Anne Frank's god damn drum kit. Nancy runs away and the Nurse drops Steve.
The Feng and Nancy are doing gens as I die. The Steve crawls away and gets picked up. I die and the Steve gets picked up. The Steve starts running around the map aimlessly. (I swear to god it's like I accidentally turned on Special Ed game mode or something.) The Steve gets downed and is face camped and basement hooked (keep in mind he has kindred on).
The last gen is finished. They open the gate. The Nancy knowing he is getting FACE CAMPED in the BASEMENT runs down there. She gets yoinked off the Steve and hooked! Feng sits in front of the shack pondering what she should do.
She decides to go down there. The Nurse goes off for her Nightly stroll. The Feng goes down there. Then Feng realized her mistake. It was a trick, a bamboozle, a ploy, a ruse! She books in for the exit. Nancy dies and unfortunately, Feng doesn't make it in time. The Nurse has NOED because, she's just really boosted.
The Nurse brought a mori too! Apparently at one point Feng was hooked. Because Nurse uses her Ivory Mori and Feng gets strangled. The killer was the most boosted killer I have EVER seen.
I want you all to reflect. She face camped all of her sacrifices, she had to use NOED, and the icing on top, brought a mori. Not that these survivors were any better.
The Nancy sat in front of me while Steve was getting yoinked, The Steve was getting face camped in the basement and he had kindred and the Nancy still went down there, The Feng was so stupid that she went down in the basement while the gate was open and didn't realize that it was trap. The Steve couldn't even loop the killer correctly and this Nurse was terrible at looping. The only reason I got killed is because I overestimated her skills to loop/ I mind gamed myself.
I thought I should tell you all that these people were purple ranks! They should all be yellow ranks and that's being generous. I now need to go rip my hair out. Good day, everyone!
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