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New Chapter: Everyday... is a Monday...

Mrrgle_the_Mediocre
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Sometimes, it just isn't your day. Sometimes, you come across the most dark and painful moments on a day you would suspect to be completely normal. However, this is just normal life for Garf, who suspects one day per week to be utterly horrible beyond adjectives, except for the adjective horrible which seems to fit just right. And in the Entity's realm, well... everyday, is in fact, a Monday.

New Survivor
Garf Fields
Garf Fields has lives a relatively average life, eating random Italian food and what not, however, one specific day would change his whole life. Coincidentally, this day was a Monday, which is probably unrelated. But you see, Garf woke up in his bed and said
"Man, it's a frickin' Monday, I frickin' hate Mondays, I'm going to go eat some non-specific Italian food now."
Garf went downstairs, however, to his horror, there was a scary, monster... thing, eating all his ravioli.
"Maternal Shagger, I'll make you eat an alarm clock you freakin'..." Garf was interrupted by his own shock when the big, black, hairy monster which was sort of shaped like a cylinder turned around, and Garf saw what was on his forehead. Stamped in white ink, it read: Monday. Garf knew he was fricked now.

Garf's Perks
Dab: Press the action button to finna bouta hit a dab. While dabbing, your aura is revealed to the killer and it blares air horns at them, deafening them. The longer you dab, the spicier it becomes, revealing the aura of Generators, Totems, Survivors, the Killer, Pallets, Vaults, Items, Hooks, Chests, Exit Gates, Traps, and anything else I was too lazy to mention in a 2m radius, which slowly expands at a rate of 3m per second. Once you're done dabbing, you immediately fall into the Dying state.

"There's only one thing that can make a Monday better... " -Garf

No Mondays Allowed: Press the action button to die and give no points to the killer. It's quicker than Disconnecting, you get your points, and it's the perfect perk for any Rank 1 Survivor.

"If it were any other day, maybe this would be bearable. But on a Monday..." -Garf

Ravioli Fingers: Your fingers are gross, and they have ravioli and other non-specific Italian food crap on them. Whenever you repair a generator, when the killer breaks it it gets all over they're shoes/feet/hand/katana and they feel all sad because, like, ew, and the killer will instantly die.

"I don't know what you're talking about, being unfair. I have to haul my fat ass all the way over to a Generator and like, hold down a button... That's crazy! I definitely deserve a win after that." -Garf

New Killer
The Monday
It's mfing Monday, female dawg, and it's here to make you mildly upset. His backstory is that he is Monday. And he likes to ruin people's lives. By being Monday. Any questions?

Power: Everlasting Monday
Monday makes people sad. Whenever a Survivor sees you for the first time, they gain a stack of Depression. Depression does nothing except decrease how many Bloodpoints Survivors get at the end of the match by 25%. Every 5 times they see you after that, apply another stack of Depression.

Monday's Perks
MFing Monday: All Survivors do everything 100000% slower.

"This game is so unfair, Survivors always Gen Rush me, that's not how you play, why can't you just walk up to me, head bob, and get Mori'd like a good little Survivor." -Salty Killer Main

53 Mondays in a Year: The crippling pain of having 53 Mondays is really, like, heavy. Every 5 seconds, Survivors spontaneously start crying loud and revealing their position. This happens 53 times in one match.
Grr, Twitch Streamers sdgfoidng >:(: If a Survivor has ".ttv" in their username, they instantly die in the beginning of the match.

Memento Mori
The Monday just kind of stands there as the Survivor starts crying loudly, until they spontaneously die.

New Map
The Great Depression.
This map allows you to play in a big empty dusty field which coincidentally is on a Monday. There's some tunnels, and like, a Tornado that you can enter to instantly die. It's basically the best map in the game, really.

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