HAPPY POST
I just simply wanted to say Hi to my fellow DBD players and maybe lower the toxicness in these forums! I also wanted to wish you all luck in your games and hope you kill them little hookers if you are a killer or escape from the little poop killer if you are a survivor.
If you have any funny stories to share about the game please go ahead and share.
I will share one:
I was playing legion and the perk whispers was going off so I knew a little hooker was around. Well I could not find them for the life of me well I did not know she was sitting right next to me in the grass. Sneaky Claudette of course and made me poo myself because she scared me. lol I ended up letting her escape because I thought it was funny and she thanked me at the end but it was certainly funny being the killer and getting scared myself.
Then as survivor I was playing Jane and was doing a gen and thought okay I have spine chill I will be safe. I was so wrong and Mister Michael scared me so much I yelled and my husband laughed at me. I kept looking around but somehow he sneaked in on me and was being his creepy self standing there looking at me and licking his lips. Well maybe everything but the lip part but yeah he scared me bad. lol
Anyway thanks for reading my post and I hope this made you laugh and feel free to share with us.
Live long and prosper! NANO NANO! May the odd be ever in your favor!
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"I was playing legion and the perk whispers was going off so I knew a little hooker was around."
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Rofl Glad that made you laugh.....I call them the hookers because they get put on hooks lol
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We love a nice and humble thread around here.
I actually have quite a lot of funny moments from the game, but I also find the way certain survivors get downed / the noises they make hilarious, so there’s never a dull moment for me lol.
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I once faced a lobby with four Dwelfes. I decided to have a little fun with them and went with Santa Clown. It was hillarious because they pulled off some crazy locker shannigans, emotings and stuff :D
Great after game chat
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After I’ve had a match farming with survivors I love doing this whilst they’re in the exit...
Moonwalking Myers is the best. 😂
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We need more people like you in these pessimistic forums, you're really funny and optimistic :)
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Micheal Jackson Myers 😆
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Glad I'm not the only one that deemed them Hookers
(Or at times Hookie)
"Let's play Hookie!" *hooks survivor*
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Thank you =) I try my best to counter the toxic behavior. This is a game meant to be fun and honestly sure I have my moments where it urks me but I have way more funny moments.
Oh another story I confused a killer by chasing him. I went looking for the killer and he was confused when I went running at him. He actually left me alone and every time he looked back there I was like, HI. ROFL
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i wish I could moonwalk but have not learned how to. lol I find that funny as heck.
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It’s easy as killer as you literally just walk backwards lol. I can’t do it as a survivor though as I’m on console and it doesn’t work.
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Not really a single funny story, but a collection of hilarious moments:
I run Surveillance a lot, and I sincerely believe that is SUCH an underrated perk.
Whenever I know that a killer is using it, and I have the chance, I'll activate it and wait nearby, in a different spot each time. I also have Spine Chill so that makes this WAY easier. Watch the killer return multiple times, search a different spot each time and get increasingly frustrated.
Did this^ to another Pig once and they DC'd after finding me and getting spun.
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Always like those who give props win or lose. Lot of people hate my p3 Freddy but a few new and old survivors give me props even call me really good.
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For me it's when I play killer. Anytime at least one Meg is a survivor, I know I'm going to find her in a locker. Happens everytime. I've thought of starting a montage.
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It's always nice to see somithing new on forums
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Lol she is like a Jack in the box =) That would be a funny video =)
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And here I was thinking that DWIGHT was the one who was always in a locker!
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