Your Job, Described Badly
As the title suggests. What is your job? What is it that pays your bills and covers your addictions whenever a new DLC comes out?
The catch. You can only describe it badly.
For me, I make a living selling a variety of exotic poisons varying in strength to a wide variety of people every day as part of one of, if not the, biggest suppliers of these poisons Down Under. My job is to ensure that all the poison is on display, helping people find specific ones and inform the ignorant on how to best poison themselves and others.
One of my brothers works for a global mega-corporation, curing people's midnight munchies from behind a sliding window.
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I cannot help but think for your job you tell people "Greetings Traveler, would you like to buy my wares?"
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Nah. It's more "Whaddaya buyin' stranga?"
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There's a settlement that needs your help. Here, ill mark it on your map.
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I do stuff with people who can't do stuff. Sometimes, stuff can be done, but stuff is still needed doing. My stuff helps do their stuff, but doesn't do their stuff always. My stuff stops them from being stuffed.
I think that sums it up nicely!
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I wouldn't consider what I do to be a job, more of a hobby
I do things with a computer on my lap on occasion, however I tend to just throw something together
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"HEHEHE THank U!"
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What is it you do? "Button. Press the button. There is only Button."
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I have to explain to mostly stupid and aggressive people what they can and can´t do, where they can and can´t go, watch over grown adults as if they were children, argue a lot and "help" them to the floor or to the door when they´re stubborn.
Man, I appreciate nice people xD
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I dead ass thought you were a grocery store cashier till you said you "help people to the floor or to the door" lmao.
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Sounds like my job too.
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Yours are great to read, too^^ PMCs is so elaborate, SCPs shines through sheer simplicity :D
Btw @PigMainClaudette I legit had a suspicion you were middle eastern given your respectful attitude and some comments you made regarding alcohol laws. I stand corrected.
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Nah. I'm just normally quite crude and vulgar, something I'm working on. It's just that Aus liquor is super strict too.
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Fair enough. IIRC you also mentioned that you have never seen snow IRL a while ago, this fed into my suspicion.
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