Describe yourself but you must do it in the way Yoshikage Kira does it in JJBA DIU
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here's the clip for you (i assume very few) who haven't seen it (in English)
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I'll need a moment, cause Kira's monologue is so long
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I'm one of the few who didn't even know who this guy is, but sheesh! He goes on! I'll give it a shot though:
"My name is Marc_Go_Solo. My age doesn't concern you, but to satisfy your curiosity I am years beyond what you'd expect. Every morning, I wake up and descend to the kitchen to make bran flakes with dried fruit, milk and a cup of coffee, which I stir 6 times for each individual component. This keeps me spry and ready to take on whatever challenges the world has. I then ascend to the bathroom, where I clean my teeth in small, circular rotations, floss and gargle mouthwash for 30 seconds straight, ending with a gargle before I spit it out. My shower is kept at an exact 38.3 degrees Celsius, whilst I lather my body in various soaps, gels and shampoo from head to toe. Always shampoo-face-conditioner-body. I boldly stride out feeling fresh, clean and my body sparkles like a hundred stars. This may be difficult for you to understand, but this routine makes me the best I can be. Of course, I don't brag, but if I did my bragging would far exceed your or anyone else's feeble attempts, and even then I would just brag using my eyebrows, which I brush and cut to an exact 4mm".
I have no idea whether this is completely like him, but it's my take.
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I approve :)
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"My name is Troy ###########, you can call me CheeseAnton. I'm still just a student at school. Not that you care, but I in a small town on a dirt road. In order to make a living I let my dad borrow my money, don't know why but he ususally gives interest when the money's returned leading to small income. After the school day is done I return home no later than 3:30 PM. I don't like smoking or drinking, but I do enjoy a nice slice of cheese. I'm always in bed by 11 PM, and I make it a point to get no less than 8 hours of sleep each night. Before bed I always enjoy a nice cold cup of water, followed by 20 minutes of YouTube because I swear this'll be the last video. I then wake up as refreshed and recharged as a man who woke up from a hangover, barely able to take on the days challenges. And After my last checkup I still had Autism (I hope they can remove it soon, lazy hospitals wouldn't treat me after I had it for years)"
"Hey, what's the big idea, Cheeser, why're are you telling me this crap?"
"For as long as I can remember I tried living an okay life that allowed me no inner peace. I try my hardest not to concern myself with winning or losing, life's struggles, or enemies who bring sleepless nights, that is how I cope with t..." yeah, I don't know how to add on, or what to do. Just know my stand's name probably be the famous rapper, Biggie Cheese, and the localization name would be Ginormous Dairy.
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Very creative post, but I'll need a moment for this. lol
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