The REAL plot hole with the Clown's existence.
People often comment about a particular break in reality involving the Clown: the fact that he, a morbidly obese middle-aged man in a stifling suit who literally cannot breathe regularly, can power-walk faster than Meg Thomas, a star student track athlete, can run.
Now, I would like to combat this by saying: He eats their fingers. The Survs are literally food for him. You ever seen a fat bastard run for food? Just watch me when my school's lunch bell rings; I could beat Usain Bolt any day of the week.
But what I DON'T condone...
... Is the fact that out of all the Killers they could have given it to, they gave the Perk that lets you climb through windows faster to the most absolute unit in the game.
This lore is simply unaccaptable. Devs, please nerf the unit's thicc booty cheeks so he can truly B A M B O O Z L E .
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I thought the perk was called bamboozle because it bamboozles me how he can vault through the window so fast and fit through it without breaking it at the same time6
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Never thought of it this way. It makes sense tbhPhantomMask20763 said:I thought the perk was called bamboozle because it bamboozles me how he can vault through the window so fast and fit through it without breaking it at the same time0 -
Did I BAMBOOZLE you?xxaggieboyxx said:
Never thought of it this way. It makes sense tbhPhantomMask20763 said:I thought the perk was called bamboozle because it bamboozles me how he can vault through the window so fast and fit through it without breaking it at the same time0 -
Imagine if instead of Bamboozle blocking the window he vaults 15/10/5% slower, but he breaks the window after he vaults.
The new quote could easily be:
", Look at the size of the lad, A B S O L U T E U N I T."1 -
@Peasant said:
Imagine if instead of Bamboozle blocking the window he vaults 15/10/5% slower, but he breaks the window after he vaults.
The new quote could easily be:
", Look at the size of the lad, A B S O L U T E U N I T."I like this buff, but what if Freddy uses it? Look at him he's such a small fellow.
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@PhantomMask20763 said:
@Peasant said:
Imagine if instead of Bamboozle blocking the window he vaults 15/10/5% slower, but he breaks the window after he vaults.
The new quote could easily be:
", Look at the size of the lad, A B S O L U T E U N I T."I like this buff, but what if Freddy uses it? Look at him he's such a small fellow.
He crushes it with his massive hat
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@No_Mither_No_Problem said:
@PhantomMask20763 said:
@Peasant said:
Imagine if instead of Bamboozle blocking the window he vaults 15/10/5% slower, but he breaks the window after he vaults.
The new quote could easily be:
", Look at the size of the lad, A B S O L U T E U N I T."I like this buff, but what if Freddy uses it? Look at him he's such a small fellow.
He crushes it with his massive hat
But he needs to put it to sleep first.
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@PhantomMask20763 said:
I thought the perk was called bamboozle because it bamboozles me how he can vault through the window so fast and fit through it without breaking it at the same timeIt would be hilarious if the Clown would leave behind a Clown-shaped hole in the wall.
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@No_Mither_No_Problem New skin coming up for clown I hear: one where he's sitting in a scooter, like your typical obese Walmart customer.
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@No_Mither_No_Problem said:
People often comment about a particular break in reality involving the Clown: the fact that he, a morbidly obese middle-aged man in a stifling suit who literally cannot breathe regularly, can power-walk faster than Meg Thomas, a star student track athlete, can run.Now, I would like to combat this by saying: He eats their fingers. The Survs are literally food for him. You ever seen a fat bastard run for food? Just watch me when my school's lunch bell rings; I could beat Usain Bolt any day of the week.
But what I DON'T condone...
... Is the fact that out of all the Killers they could have given it to, they gave the Perk that lets you climb through windows faster to the most absolute unit in the game.
This lore is simply unaccaptable. Devs, please nerf the unit's thicc booty cheeks so he can truly B A M B O O Z L E .
the thing that bamboozles me is he runs faster than meg thomas, 15% faster and this man is a A B S O L U T E U N I T
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@George_Soros said:
@No_Mither_No_Problem New skin coming up for clown I hear: one where he's sitting in a scooter, like your typical obese Walmart customer.
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That must be one fast AF scooter thenGeorge_Soros said:@No_Mither_No_Problem New skin coming up for clown I hear: one where he's sitting in a scooter, like your typical obese Walmart customer.
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