We know players encountered different issues when playing the Black Banquet Event, and we wouldn't want you to leave the feast still hungry. We'll be providing 5M Bloodpoints to all players, redeemable in your in-game inbox. Thank you for your patience as we worked on these issues, and we hope to see you in The Fog!
The entity's hangout (we have a discord now! all are welcome)
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glad to see you joined us were all friends here
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I brought toilet paper since everyone's talking about wiping there ass
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Wrong brand, it has to be torque branded, so when used it explodes
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is that by chance a borderlands reference?
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Is it odd that I just now noticed that these type of threads exist.
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Sorry
It was on sale
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hello glad you joined our little club where all friends here and all are excepted if you want you can even join our discord
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HELLO MOTHER [BEEPING NOISE!]!!!!
TRY OUT OUR NEW TORGUE BRAND TODAY! THE BADASS TOILET PAPER THAT MOTHER [BEEPING NOISE!] EXPLODES MOTHER [BEEPING NOISE!]!! YOU CAN'T GET MORE BADASS THEN THAT!
NOW ON SALE FOR ONLY A DOLLAR PLUS A HUG!
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- I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN! DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF ALL LIVING THINGS ON PANDORA AREN'T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW? THAT'S BULLSH*T, BUY TORGUE!" THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!"
- "Before you can enter the tournament, you must digitally sign our legal waiver."
- "Just kidding! F*CK THE LEGAL WAIVER! You're in TORGUE LAND now, sucker!"
- "Right now, you're ranked fifty in the badass leaderboards, which puts you behind my grandma but ahead of a guy she gummed to death. IT TOOK SEVERAL HOURS."
- "Also, you need a sponsor for MOTHAF*CKIN' LEGAL REASONS!"
- "You may have noticed that everyone here is trying to kill you, Torgue personnel included. YOU'RE WELCOME. I didn't want you to get bored so I was like, F*ck it, give everybody guns! We lost like half our workforce in three days, but who gives a F*CK!?"
- "I probably shoulda set you up with a sponsor beforehand but I am F*CKIN' DISORGANIZED AS SH*T and was busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie when I should have been setting up sponsors. You may ask, "Who was wearing the bolo tie, you or the shark?" Answer: YES."
- "IS IT JUST ME OR DOES IT SEEM LIKE HE'S GONNA BETRAY THE F*CK OUTTA YOU!?"
- "Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like our next combatant has arrived! Does the Vault Hunter have what it takes to survive the Appetite for Destruction round? I think we all know the answer: MAAAAAAAYBEEEE!"
- "Also, you should treat Moxxi nice! NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!"
some of my favorite qoutes of his
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some more
- "If you're still alive, grab some ammo. If you're not, THIS MESSAGE IS IRRELEVANT!"
- "The Vault Hunter is going through bandits faster than a fat kid in a cookie store! NOW I WANT COOKIES!"
- "KIDS THESE DAYS AND THEIR CRAZY LANGUAGE AM I RIGHT!?"
- "IT'S TIME FOR A LOOOOOT-SPLOSION!"
- "THIS IS MISTER TORGUE SAYING THAT I AM REALLY HUNGRY. SOMEBODY BRING ME A SANDWICH! ... END OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT."
- "This fight reminds me of my dad! ALCOHOLISM DESTROYS FAMILIES!"
- "A LOT OF PEOPLE BEEN ASKING ME WHY MY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE F*CKIN TIME. THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITH A DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SH*T, C*CK, OR P*SSY F*CKIN' D*CKBALLS! THATS HALF MY F*CKIN' VOCABULARY, IT'S GODDAMN BULLSH*T!"
- "BIG DEAL. I CAN USE INNUENDO TOO. TONIGHT'S FIGHT IS BETWEEN FLYBOY AND THE VAULT HUNTER...BLOWJOBS!"
- BY REGISTERING IN THE BADASS TOURNAMENT, YOU LEGALLY FORFEIT YOUR RIGHT TO CRY, EAT TOFU, OR WATCH MOVIES WHERE PEOPLE, KISS IN THE RAIN AND SH*T.
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Is it bad that I read all that in his voice?
Also not ENOUGH UPPERCASE MOTHER [BEEPING NOISE!]!
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i love him
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My favorite Mister Torque quote is
"A referee?, WHAT THE F*CK IS A REFEREE!"
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"Wait... Mr. Torgue is your first name? What's your last name?"
"FLEXIIIGGGTOONNN!"
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i take were all excited for borderlands 3
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@friendlykillermain Of course I am
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i am so pumped i beat borderlands 2 100% no joke all badass ranks all missions and yes all drops thats why my years 2013 to 2015 are undocumented
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@friendlykillermain Idid not beat it 100%, but completed the game at the wrong level, all I am going to say is I struggled on the vault
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im going out on a limb here but let me guess you avoided most side missions and speedrun saw tooth?😉
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i know
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@friendlykillermain you know me too well. The one I play had (I think it was nine toes or something else). I just rushed the main quest.
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I like how everyone has turned vote downs into a joke. XD
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yup thats the revolution the downvote is out catalyst
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what ever gets you through the game are amazing
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Yup, and I only used torgue weapons too, it was fun
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swordsplosion best gun
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vote downs are better upvotes.
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yeah
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Deus vult 2.0
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hell yeah
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oh yeah work is over
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Thinks i need something stronger then wine down here lol
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Here you go!
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We need no wine, we're drunk on life
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I’ve got a bone to pick with you
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Help😂
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You won’t get any help not at this hour now tell me
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@LCGaster tell me
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*megalovania plays*
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First time I drank something alcoholic I was six 😱
But it was by accident
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That’s not what I want to know
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What do you want to know 😰
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Why do you look 5 years older than me!?!
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No idea my man
😂😂😂
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Genetics I guess
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I was looking at your pictures you posted and you look like your the 24 year old
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When I was 15 someone thought I was 18😂
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i could get high on life....so many people around here are smoking weed...i just need to inhale.....
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I could probably go into a bar and no one would ask for my ID
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