The entity's hangout (we have a discord now! all are welcome)
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glad to see you joined us were all friends here
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I brought toilet paper since everyone's talking about wiping there ass
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Wrong brand, it has to be torque branded, so when used it explodes
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is that by chance a borderlands reference?
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Is it odd that I just now noticed that these type of threads exist.
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Sorry
It was on sale
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hello glad you joined our little club where all friends here and all are excepted if you want you can even join our discord
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HELLO MOTHER [BEEPING NOISE!]!!!!
TRY OUT OUR NEW TORGUE BRAND TODAY! THE BADASS TOILET PAPER THAT MOTHER [BEEPING NOISE!] EXPLODES MOTHER [BEEPING NOISE!]!! YOU CAN'T GET MORE BADASS THEN THAT!
NOW ON SALE FOR ONLY A DOLLAR PLUS A HUG!
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- I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN! DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF ALL LIVING THINGS ON PANDORA AREN'T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW? THAT'S BULLSH*T, BUY TORGUE!" THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!"
- "Before you can enter the tournament, you must digitally sign our legal waiver."
- "Just kidding! F*CK THE LEGAL WAIVER! You're in TORGUE LAND now, sucker!"
- "Right now, you're ranked fifty in the badass leaderboards, which puts you behind my grandma but ahead of a guy she gummed to death. IT TOOK SEVERAL HOURS."
- "Also, you need a sponsor for MOTHAF*CKIN' LEGAL REASONS!"
- "You may have noticed that everyone here is trying to kill you, Torgue personnel included. YOU'RE WELCOME. I didn't want you to get bored so I was like, F*ck it, give everybody guns! We lost like half our workforce in three days, but who gives a F*CK!?"
- "I probably shoulda set you up with a sponsor beforehand but I am F*CKIN' DISORGANIZED AS SH*T and was busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie when I should have been setting up sponsors. You may ask, "Who was wearing the bolo tie, you or the shark?" Answer: YES."
- "IS IT JUST ME OR DOES IT SEEM LIKE HE'S GONNA BETRAY THE F*CK OUTTA YOU!?"
- "Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like our next combatant has arrived! Does the Vault Hunter have what it takes to survive the Appetite for Destruction round? I think we all know the answer: MAAAAAAAYBEEEE!"
- "Also, you should treat Moxxi nice! NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!"
some of my favorite qoutes of his
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some more
- "If you're still alive, grab some ammo. If you're not, THIS MESSAGE IS IRRELEVANT!"
- "The Vault Hunter is going through bandits faster than a fat kid in a cookie store! NOW I WANT COOKIES!"
- "KIDS THESE DAYS AND THEIR CRAZY LANGUAGE AM I RIGHT!?"
- "IT'S TIME FOR A LOOOOOT-SPLOSION!"
- "THIS IS MISTER TORGUE SAYING THAT I AM REALLY HUNGRY. SOMEBODY BRING ME A SANDWICH! ... END OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT."
- "This fight reminds me of my dad! ALCOHOLISM DESTROYS FAMILIES!"
- "A LOT OF PEOPLE BEEN ASKING ME WHY MY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE F*CKIN TIME. THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITH A DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SH*T, C*CK, OR P*SSY F*CKIN' D*CKBALLS! THATS HALF MY F*CKIN' VOCABULARY, IT'S GODDAMN BULLSH*T!"
- "BIG DEAL. I CAN USE INNUENDO TOO. TONIGHT'S FIGHT IS BETWEEN FLYBOY AND THE VAULT HUNTER...BLOWJOBS!"
- BY REGISTERING IN THE BADASS TOURNAMENT, YOU LEGALLY FORFEIT YOUR RIGHT TO CRY, EAT TOFU, OR WATCH MOVIES WHERE PEOPLE, KISS IN THE RAIN AND SH*T.
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Is it bad that I read all that in his voice?
Also not ENOUGH UPPERCASE MOTHER [BEEPING NOISE!]!
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i love him
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My favorite Mister Torque quote is
"A referee?, WHAT THE F*CK IS A REFEREE!"
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"Wait... Mr. Torgue is your first name? What's your last name?"
"FLEXIIIGGGTOONNN!"
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i take were all excited for borderlands 3
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@friendlykillermain Of course I am
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i am so pumped i beat borderlands 2 100% no joke all badass ranks all missions and yes all drops thats why my years 2013 to 2015 are undocumented
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@friendlykillermain Idid not beat it 100%, but completed the game at the wrong level, all I am going to say is I struggled on the vault
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im going out on a limb here but let me guess you avoided most side missions and speedrun saw tooth?😉
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i know
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@friendlykillermain you know me too well. The one I play had (I think it was nine toes or something else). I just rushed the main quest.
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I like how everyone has turned vote downs into a joke. XD
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yup thats the revolution the downvote is out catalyst
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what ever gets you through the game are amazing
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Yup, and I only used torgue weapons too, it was fun
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swordsplosion best gun
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vote downs are better upvotes.
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yeah
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Deus vult 2.0
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hell yeah
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oh yeah work is over
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Thinks i need something stronger then wine down here lol
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Here you go!
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We need no wine, we're drunk on life
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I’ve got a bone to pick with you
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Help😂
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You won’t get any help not at this hour now tell me
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@LCGaster tell me
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*megalovania plays*
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First time I drank something alcoholic I was six 😱
But it was by accident
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That’s not what I want to know
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What do you want to know 😰
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Why do you look 5 years older than me!?!
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No idea my man
😂😂😂
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Genetics I guess
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I was looking at your pictures you posted and you look like your the 24 year old
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When I was 15 someone thought I was 18😂
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i could get high on life....so many people around here are smoking weed...i just need to inhale.....
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I could probably go into a bar and no one would ask for my ID
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