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  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @A_Crow said:
    Kano, Liu Kang, Raiden, Johnny Cage, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Sonya...

    MORTAL KOMBAT!

    DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUN!

    MORTAL KOMBAT!

    duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duhd uh

    now what

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    I would do cringy pick up lines, but that's already in another thread.

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    this threads has been alive since october lets keep around for the years to come!

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    i like fire trucks and moster trucks

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @friendlykillermain said:
    i like fire trucks and moster trucks

    walter

  • Rebel_Raven
    Rebel_Raven Member Posts: 1,775
    I like trains.
  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Rebel_Raven said:
    I like trains.

    i like eggs

  • A_Crow
    A_Crow Member Posts: 193

    I'm just gonna leave this here.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g53PBMslVjs&t=36s

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    I like my weapons like I like my baby steak cakes.

    Rare

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @A_Crow said:
    I'm just gonna leave this here.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g53PBMslVjs&t=36s

    i dont know how to respond to this

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Shad03 said:

    We're putting songs now? I gotcha homie!

    Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
    I was a drab little crab once
    Now I know I can be happy as a clam
    Because I'm beautiful, baby
    Did your granny say listen to your heart
    Be who you are on the inside
    I need three words to tear her argument apart
    Your granny lied!
    I'd rather be
    Shiny
    Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
    Scrub the deck and make it look
    Shiny
    I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
    Just a sec!
    Don't you know
    Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
    They chase anything that glitters (beginners!)
    Oh, and here they come, come, come
    To the brightest thing that glitters
    Mmm, fish dinners
    I just love free food
    And you look like seafood (seafood)

    (After Maui comes in)

    Well, well, well
    Little Maui's having trouble with his look
    You little semi-demi-mini-god
    Ouch! What a terrible performance
    Get the hook (get it?)
    You don't swing it like you used to, man
    Yet I have to give you credit for my start
    And your tattoos on the outside
    For just like you I made myself a work of art
    I'll never hide; I can't, I'm too
    Shiny
    Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough
    Strut my stuff; my stuff is so
    Shiny
    Send your armies but they'll never be enough
    My shell's too tough
    Maui man, you could try, try, try
    But you can't expect a demi-god
    To beat a decapod (give it up)
    You will die, die, die
    Now it's time for me to take apart
    Your aching heart
    Far from the ones who abandoned you
    Chasing the love of these humans
    Who made you feel wanted
    You tried to be tough
    But your armour's just not hard enough
    Maui
    Now it's time to kick your
    Hiney
    Ever seen someone so
    Shiny
    Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see
    C'est la vie mon ami
    I'm so
    Shiny
    Now I'll eat you, so prepare your final plea
    Just for me
    You'll never be quite as
    Shiny
    You wish you were nice and
    Shiny

    I can beat that!!!

    I never thought hyenas essential
    They're crude and unspeakably plain
    But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
    If allied to my vision and brain
    I know that your powers of retention
    Are as wet as a warthog's backside
    But thick as you are, pay attention
    My words are a matter of pride
    It's clear from your vacant expressions
    The lights are not all on upstairs
    But we're talking kings and successions
    Even you can't be caught unawares
    So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
    Be prepared for sensational news
    A shining new era
    Is tiptoeing nearer
    And where do we feature?
    Just listen to teacher
    I know it sounds sordid
    But you'll be rewarded
    When at last I am given my dues
    And injustice deliciously squared
    Be prepared!
    It's great that we'll soon be connected
    With a king who'll be all-time adored
    Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
    To take certain duties on board
    The future is littered with prizes
    And though I'm the main addressee
    The point that I must emphasize is
    You won't get a sniff without me!
    So prepare for the coup of the century
    Be prepared for the murkiest scam
    Meticulous planning
    Tenacity spanning
    Decades of denial
    Is simply why I'll
    Be king undisputed
    Respected, saluted
    And seen for the wonder I am
    Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
    Be prepared!
    Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared -
    Be prepared!
  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Shad03 said:

    We're putting songs now? I gotcha homie!

    Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam

    I was a drab little crab once

    Now I know I can be happy as a clam

    Because I'm beautiful, baby

    Did your granny say listen to your heart

    Be who you are on the inside

    I need three words to tear her argument apart

    Your granny lied!

    I'd rather be

    Shiny

    Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck

    Scrub the deck and make it look

    Shiny

    I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck

    Just a sec!

    Don't you know

    Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb

    They chase anything that glitters (beginners!)

    Oh, and here they come, come, come

    To the brightest thing that glitters

    Mmm, fish dinners

    I just love free food

    And you look like seafood (seafood)

    (After Maui comes in)

    Well, well, well

    Little Maui's having trouble with his look

    You little semi-demi-mini-god

    Ouch! What a terrible performance

    Get the hook (get it?)

    You don't swing it like you used to, man

    Yet I have to give you credit for my start

    And your tattoos on the outside

    For just like you I made myself a work of art

    I'll never hide; I can't, I'm too

    Shiny

    Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough

    Strut my stuff; my stuff is so

    Shiny

    Send your armies but they'll never be enough

    My shell's too tough

    Maui man, you could try, try, try

    But you can't expect a demi-god

    To beat a decapod (give it up)

    You will die, die, die

    Now it's time for me to take apart

    Your aching heart

    Far from the ones who abandoned you

    Chasing the love of these humans

    Who made you feel wanted

    You tried to be tough

    But your armour's just not hard enough

    Maui

    Now it's time to kick your

    Hiney

    Ever seen someone so

    Shiny

    Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see

    C'est la vie mon ami

    I'm so

    Shiny

    Now I'll eat you, so prepare your final plea

    Just for me

    You'll never be quite as

    Shiny

    You wish you were nice and

    Shiny

    I can beat that!!!

    I never thought hyenas essential
    They're crude and unspeakably plain
    But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
    If allied to my vision and brain

    I know that your powers of retention
    Are as wet as a warthog's backside
    But thick as you are, pay attention
    My words are a matter of pride

    It's clear from your vacant expressions
    The lights are not all on upstairs
    But we're talking kings and successions
    Even you can't be caught unawares

    So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
    Be prepared for sensational news
    A shining new era
    Is tiptoeing nearer
    And where do we feature?
    Just listen to teacher

    I know it sounds sordid
    But you'll be rewarded
    When at last I am given my dues
    And injustice deliciously squared
    Be prepared!

    It's great that we'll soon be connected
    With a king who'll be all-time adored

    Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
    To take certain duties on board
    The future is littered with prizes
    And though I'm the main addressee
    The point that I must emphasize is
    You won't get a sniff without me!

    So prepare for the coup of the century
    Be prepared for the murkiest scam
    Meticulous planning
    Tenacity spanning
    Decades of denial
    Is simply why I'll
    Be king undisputed
    Respected, saluted
    And seen for the wonder I am
    Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
    Be prepared!

    Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared -
    Be prepared!

    yes best villain song 100% agree

  • Rebel_Raven
    Rebel_Raven Member Posts: 1,775
    friendlykillermain said:

    @Rebel_Raven said:
    I like trains.

    i like eggs

    I like trains!

    https://youtu.be/hHkKJfcBXcw
  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Rebel_Raven said:
    friendlykillermain said:

    @Rebel_Raven said:

    I like trains.

    i like eggs

    I like trains!

    I LIKE EGGSS!

  • A_Crow
    A_Crow Member Posts: 193
    friendlykillermain said:

    @Rebel_Raven said:
    friendlykillermain said:

    @Rebel_Raven said:

    I like trains.

    i like eggs

    I like trains!

    I LIKE EGGSS!

    I like turtles!
  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @A_Crow said:
    friendlykillermain said:

    @Rebel_Raven said:

    friendlykillermain said:

    @Rebel_Raven said:

I like trains.



i like eggs

    I like trains!

    I LIKE EGGSS!

    I like turtles!

    EEEEEEGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @A_Crow said:
    friendlykillermain said:

    @Rebel_Raven said:

    friendlykillermain said:

    @Rebel_Raven said:

I like trains.



i like eggs

    I like trains!

    I LIKE EGGSS!

    I like turtles!

    EEEEEEGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    eggs

  • Rebel_Raven
    Rebel_Raven Member Posts: 1,775
    Breaking news! The spirit just got new custom chase music!
    https://youtu.be/H4hd6YKFTzQ
    Jk
  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    @Rebel_Raven said:
    Breaking news! The spirit just got new custom chase music!

    Jk

    You broke my heart.

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    @KiraElijah said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @KiraElijah said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @KiraElijah said:
    I won’t let you die!

    Edit: this thread hosts my 666th comment

    Aww man. I wish I could have congratulated you.

    Make sure your 666th goes on my wall :wink:

    Wall comments count?

    I believe so

    Wall comments do not count. But this thread also contains my 666th post. I'll call this 666 jr.

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Shad03 said:

    @KiraElijah said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @KiraElijah said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @KiraElijah said:
    I won’t let you die!

    Edit: this thread hosts my 666th comment

    Aww man. I wish I could have congratulated you.

    Make sure your 666th goes on my wall :wink:

    Wall comments count?

    I believe so

    Wall comments do not count. But this thread also contains my 666th post. I'll call this 666 jr.

    hmm were missing something some element that has not yet been added but what?

  • mewbusi
    mewbusi Member Posts: 5

    Humm.....

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    Let's see, there is already a meme thread, a pickup thread, toxic comments thread, this whole forum is basically "Nerf x or y", uhhh... [Bad Word] dunno.

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    hmmmmmmm

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    Crossover ideas?

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Shad03 said:
    Crossover ideas?

    we can ask @Peasant if he wants to combine this with the meme dump.

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    The pages. Oh dear god.

  • Peasant
    Peasant Member Posts: 4,104
    friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:
    Crossover ideas?

    we can ask @Peasant if he wants to combine this with the meme dump.

    I am going to have to say no on that one.
  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Peasant said:
    friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:

    Crossover ideas?

    we can ask @Peasant if he wants to combine this with the meme dump.

    I am going to have to say no on that one.

    alright

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    back to the top i command it!

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    On it good sir.

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Shad03 said:
    On it good sir.

    lets start with bad jokes

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    Unfengunately I don't know much. Is that aldwight?

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    i have none

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Shad03 said:
    Unfengunately I don't know much. Is that aldwight?

  • I_am_Negan
    I_am_Negan Member Posts: 3,756

    Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

    Cause it got stuck in a crack.

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    @I_am_Negan said:
    Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

    Cause it got stuck in a crack.

    I laughed. That is all.

  • I_am_Negan
    I_am_Negan Member Posts: 3,756

    @Shad03 said:

    @I_am_Negan said:
    Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

    Cause it got stuck in a crack.

    I laughed. That is all.

    I'm thinking, but yeah that's all I have right know

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    Time to whip out my Titanfall 2 puns.

    Ion enjoying this thread, I'm scorched up just thinking about how to proceed with this legion of thoughts.
    Do not make a monarchy of me, cause I will show you my fist of the northstar. Okay, maybe I need to tone down.
    Else I will ronin you all out of here.

  • I_am_Negan
    I_am_Negan Member Posts: 3,756

    Police Officer: "How high are you?"
    Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @I_am_Negan said:
    Police Officer: "How high are you?"
    Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Shad03 said:
    Time to whip out my Titanfall 2 puns.

    Ion enjoying this thread, I'm scorched up just thinking about how to proceed with this legion of thoughts.
    Do not make a monarchy of me, cause I will show you my fist of the northstar. Okay, maybe I need to tone down.
    Else I will ronin you all out of here.

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    back to the top!

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    We ascend!

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Shad03 said:
    We ascend!

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Shad03 said:
    We ascend!

    whats your favorite final boss in a videogame

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162
    edited February 2019

    personally its this horrifying abomination

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162
    edited February 2019

    @Shad03
    quick we must protect this thread!
    (freindlykillermain used psi shield Beta)

    (threads body became enveloped by a psychic shield)

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    @friendlykillermain said:
    @Shad03
    quick we must protect this thread!
    (freindlykillermain used psi shield Beta)

    (threads body became enveloped by a psychic shield)

    Oh mai

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:
    @Shad03
    quick we must protect this thread!
    (freindlykillermain used psi shield Beta)

    (threads body became enveloped by a psychic shield)

    Oh mai

    and even stronger!
    (freindlyillermain used psi power shield beta)

    (thread became enveloped by the power shield)