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  • KiraElijah
    KiraElijah Member Posts: 1,187

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Gru is godlike, Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

    Slow Clap

  • A_Crow
    A_Crow Member Posts: 193
    edited February 2019
    Gru is godlike, Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Gru is godlike, Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

    Slow Clap


  • Ember_Hunter
    Ember_Hunter Member Posts: 1,693

    Hey, almost there to 1000!

    1 wishlist:

    MORE PLACES TO HIDE LIKE IN HORROR MOVIES (e.g. closets, beds, etc)
    And please nerf barbecue and chili XD

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    -Air Thrust back to top-

  • KiraElijah
    KiraElijah Member Posts: 1,187

    @Poweas You and I are cell mates now

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    @KiraElijah said:
    @Poweas You and I are cell mates now

    Noooooooo, what happened?

  • KiraElijah
    KiraElijah Member Posts: 1,187

    @Shad03

    I posted a Legion exploit

    Also, their spam block is crap

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    @KiraElijah said:
    @Shad03

    I posted a Legion exploit

    Also, their spam block is crap

  • KiraElijah
    KiraElijah Member Posts: 1,187

    @Shad03 said:

    @KiraElijah said:
    @Shad03

    I posted a Legion exploit

    Also, their spam block is crap

    Exactly

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    @KiraElijah said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @KiraElijah said:
    @Shad03

    I posted a Legion exploit

    Also, their spam block is crap

    Exactly

    I swear to Entity that was my actual reaction, for Entity's sake I don't think a meme had ever personified me this much.

  • KiraElijah
    KiraElijah Member Posts: 1,187

    @Shad03 said:

    @KiraElijah said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @KiraElijah said:
    @Shad03

    I posted a Legion exploit

    Also, their spam block is crap

    Exactly

    I swear to Entity that was my actual reaction, for Entity's sake I don't think a meme had ever personified me this much.

    I had the same reaction. That dang block keeps firing

  • Poweas
    Poweas Member Posts: 5,873

    @KiraElijah said:
    @Poweas You and I are cell mates now

    Yes...

  • Poweas
    Poweas Member Posts: 5,873

    @Shad03 said:

    @KiraElijah said:
    @Poweas You and I are cell mates now

    Noooooooo, what happened?

    I was jailed for making a petition to get Viet unbanned.

  • KiraElijah
    KiraElijah Member Posts: 1,187

    @Poweas said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @KiraElijah said:
    @Poweas You and I are cell mates now

    Noooooooo, what happened?

    I was jailed for making a petition to get Viet unbanned.

    What’s your warning level?

  • Poweas
    Poweas Member Posts: 5,873

    @KiraElijah said:

    @Poweas said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @KiraElijah said:
    @Poweas You and I are cell mates now

    Noooooooo, what happened?

    I was jailed for making a petition to get Viet unbanned.

    What’s your warning level?

    1 month ban nect time

  • KiraElijah
    KiraElijah Member Posts: 1,187

    @Poweas said:

    @KiraElijah said:

    @Poweas said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @KiraElijah said:
    @Poweas You and I are cell mates now

    Noooooooo, what happened?

    I was jailed for making a petition to get Viet unbanned.

    What’s your warning level?

    1 month ban nect time

    I got warning 3 on my first jail. Gonna assume yours is the same

  • Poweas
    Poweas Member Posts: 5,873

    @KiraElijah said:

    @Poweas said:

    @KiraElijah said:

    @Poweas said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @KiraElijah said:
    @Poweas You and I are cell mates now

    Noooooooo, what happened?

    I was jailed for making a petition to get Viet unbanned.

    What’s your warning level?

    1 month ban nect time

    I got warning 3 on my first jail. Gonna assume yours is the same

    I just got 'you've been warned'

  • SlothGirly
    SlothGirly Member Posts: 1,146

    Me when my parents ask why I lied...

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    i just discovered the greatest website of all time
    https://ilooklikebarackobama.com/

  • Poweas
    Poweas Member Posts: 5,873

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Gru is godlike, Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

    Holy #########...

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Poweas said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Gru is godlike, Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

    Holy #########...

    no this is "holy" #########
    https://ilooklikebarackobama.com/

  • Zagrid
    Zagrid Member, Alpha Surveyor Posts: 1,000
    This post has more teamwork in it than any game of solo queue survivor I have ever done.
  • Poweas
    Poweas Member Posts: 5,873

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Poweas said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Gru is godlike, Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

    Holy #########...

    no this is "holy" #########
    https://ilooklikebarackobama.com/

    Oh my god he's a stupid one.

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Poweas said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Poweas said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Gru is godlike, Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

    Holy #########...

    no this is "holy" #########
    https://ilooklikebarackobama.com/

    Oh my god he's a stupid one.

    iThe resemblance
    The resemblance is not only skin deep. We have many non-physical similarities. Barack wanted to be president. I have wanted to be president. Barack used to live in Chicago. I live in Chicago. Barack went to college. I went to college. Barack was a senator. I was a patrol leader in the boy scouts.
    But then, there are many physical similarities. We're both approximately the same height, different by only a few inches. Our hair is about the same length, though he curls his hair so it's hard to tell.
    Let's look at our faces. Overall, our faces are about the same. Same number of eyes, noses, ears. But let's look deeper. Let's look at the facial structure.

    I drew all sorts of lines all over the images to make it look like facial recognition stuff. Notice how similar the lines are! It's not just coincidence! We really look alike.

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Poweas said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Poweas said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Gru is godlike, Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

    Holy #########...

    no this is "holy" #########
    https://ilooklikebarackobama.com/

    Oh my god he's a stupid one.

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    WHERE IS MY NOOSE?! I DEMAND TO HAVE THY NOOSE! NOW!

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162
    edited February 2019

    @Shad03 said:
    WHERE IS MY NOOSE?! I DEMAND TO HAVE THY NOOSE! NOW!

    NO

    you get a duck instead

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:
    WHERE IS MY NOOSE?! I DEMAND TO HAVE THY NOOSE! NOW!

    NO you get a duck instead

    NO! I WANT MY NOOSE! SOMEONE HATH STOLEN IT!

  • Poweas
    Poweas Member Posts: 5,873
    edited February 2019

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Poweas said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Poweas said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Gru is godlike, Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

    Holy #########...

    no this is "holy" #########
    https://ilooklikebarackobama.com/

    Oh my god he's a stupid one.

    iThe resemblance
    The resemblance is not only skin deep. We have many non-physical similarities. Barack wanted to be president. I have wanted to be president. Barack used to live in Chicago. I live in Chicago. Barack went to college. I went to college. Barack was a senator. I was a patrol leader in the boy scouts.
    But then, there are many physical similarities. We're both approximately the same height, different by only a few inches. Our hair is about the same length, though he curls his hair so it's hard to tell.
    Let's look at our faces. Overall, our faces are about the same. Same number of eyes, noses, ears. But let's look deeper. Let's look at the facial structure.

    I drew all sorts of lines all over the images to make it look like facial recognition stuff. Notice how similar the lines are! It's not just coincidence! We really look alike.

    Wait is that you or are you messing with me? By the way I think you guys look quite different. It's absurd.

    Edit: I just checked the site, it's not you thank god.

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:
    WHERE IS MY NOOSE?! I DEMAND TO HAVE THY NOOSE! NOW!

    NO you get a duck instead

    NO! I WANT MY NOOSE! SOMEONE HATH STOLEN IT!

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Poweas said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Poweas said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Poweas said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Gru is godlike, Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

    Holy #########...

    no this is "holy" #########
    https://ilooklikebarackobama.com/

    Oh my god he's a stupid one.

    iThe resemblance
    The resemblance is not only skin deep. We have many non-physical similarities. Barack wanted to be president. I have wanted to be president. Barack used to live in Chicago. I live in Chicago. Barack went to college. I went to college. Barack was a senator. I was a patrol leader in the boy scouts.
    But then, there are many physical similarities. We're both approximately the same height, different by only a few inches. Our hair is about the same length, though he curls his hair so it's hard to tell.
    Let's look at our faces. Overall, our faces are about the same. Same number of eyes, noses, ears. But let's look deeper. Let's look at the facial structure.

    I drew all sorts of lines all over the images to make it look like facial recognition stuff. Notice how similar the lines are! It's not just coincidence! We really look alike.

    Wait is that you or are you messing with me? By the way I think you guys look quite different yet similar. It's absurd.

    its a website i discovered check it out its a work of art

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:
    WHERE IS MY NOOSE?! I DEMAND TO HAVE THY NOOSE! NOW!

    NO you get a duck instead

    NO! I WANT MY NOOSE! SOMEONE HATH STOLEN IT!

    Yes.

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:
    WHERE IS MY NOOSE?! I DEMAND TO HAVE THY NOOSE! NOW!

    NO you get a duck instead

    NO! I WANT MY NOOSE! SOMEONE HATH STOLEN IT!

    Yes.

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:
    WHERE IS MY NOOSE?! I DEMAND TO HAVE THY NOOSE! NOW!

    NO you get a duck instead

    NO! I WANT MY NOOSE! SOMEONE HATH STOLEN IT!

    Yes.

    here
    with great power comes great security
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEiPxlJ3YMk

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:
    WHERE IS MY NOOSE?! I DEMAND TO HAVE THY NOOSE! NOW!

    NO you get a duck instead

    NO! I WANT MY NOOSE! SOMEONE HATH STOLEN IT!

    Yes.

    here
    with great power comes great security
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEiPxlJ3YMk

    Get that garbage out of here.

    Screw it, I'll commit toaster bath.

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    Someone stole my toaster...

  • Poweas
    Poweas Member Posts: 5,873

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:
    WHERE IS MY NOOSE?! I DEMAND TO HAVE THY NOOSE! NOW!

    NO you get a duck instead

    NO! I WANT MY NOOSE! SOMEONE HATH STOLEN IT!

    Yes.

    here
    with great power comes great security
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEiPxlJ3YMk

    Dear god that will give me nightmares.

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Poweas said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:
    WHERE IS MY NOOSE?! I DEMAND TO HAVE THY NOOSE! NOW!

    NO you get a duck instead

    NO! I WANT MY NOOSE! SOMEONE HATH STOLEN IT!

    Yes.

    here
    with great power comes great security
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEiPxlJ3YMk

    Dear god that will give me nightmares.

    the best part is the rhymes dont even work

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Shad03 said:
    Someone stole my toaster...

    sorry

  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:
    Someone stole my toaster...

    sorry

    Entity damn it all.

  • Poweas
    Poweas Member Posts: 5,873

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Poweas said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:
    WHERE IS MY NOOSE?! I DEMAND TO HAVE THY NOOSE! NOW!

    NO you get a duck instead

    NO! I WANT MY NOOSE! SOMEONE HATH STOLEN IT!

    Yes.

    here
    with great power comes great security
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEiPxlJ3YMk

    Dear god that will give me nightmares.

    the best part is the rhymes dont even work

    Its funny because it's obviously a virus.

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:
    Someone stole my toaster...

    sorry

    Entity damn it all.

    its a secret to everyone

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Poweas said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Poweas said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:
    WHERE IS MY NOOSE?! I DEMAND TO HAVE THY NOOSE! NOW!

    NO you get a duck instead

    NO! I WANT MY NOOSE! SOMEONE HATH STOLEN IT!

    Yes.

    here
    with great power comes great security
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEiPxlJ3YMk

    Dear god that will give me nightmares.

    the best part is the rhymes dont even work

    Its funny because it's obviously a virus.

    i found the true version
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQbzkHPEVJ8

    I do stealing of your kids

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    @Poweas said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Poweas said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:

    @friendlykillermain said:

    @Shad03 said:
    WHERE IS MY NOOSE?! I DEMAND TO HAVE THY NOOSE! NOW!

    NO you get a duck instead

    NO! I WANT MY NOOSE! SOMEONE HATH STOLEN IT!

    Yes.

    here
    with great power comes great security
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEiPxlJ3YMk

    Dear god that will give me nightmares.

    the best part is the rhymes dont even work

    Its funny because it's obviously a virus.

    thats not even an original character check it

    HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    i ate a sandwich

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    it was pretty good

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    a bit dry but still not bad

  • friendlykillermain
    friendlykillermain Member Posts: 3,162

    where did everybody go?

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176

    where did everybody go?

    We left cause we got bored