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Survivors are lazy
Survivors are lazy
When the killer doesn't want to be an animator for them and just kills, they immediately run to the forum to complain
The devs give them another killer nerf
After that, the survivors play even worse.
The child begins to kill them
After that, they go to the forum, whine, and they are given totems
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Wraith and Pinhead nerfs be like
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Doesn't both survivors and killers both come to the forum to whine?
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Killers do the same thing, so...
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Nice touch.....Trolling I see.
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My man knows how to play the game. But when is that second round of Pig and Deathslinger nerfs coming in? If they don't arrive soon survivors going to be saying "See, BHVR is killer sided."
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The irony of saying survivors whine all of the time when that's EXACTLY what you're doing in this post.
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My dude. You clearly missed the point of this post. I suggest you scroll through the general forums a little.
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Mate I don't see the point in this thread.
I've been trying to nerf Hag for years and if they won't listen to me then I don't think this thread will change that.
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Somebody call the WAHmbulance
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No, you all complain. Incessantly. Then you rationalize it by saying the other side does it more.
It'd be funny if this behaviour was limited to video game arguments...
... But it's not.
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lmao
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Is this a poem?
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1) You were not the person I was trying to point the tongue and cheekiness of this thread to.
2) You clearly missed the point too and I suggest you take the advice in my first post.
3) @Cantelope already summed up why you're a forum potato so after you realize this entire thread is satire, run along.
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Dont lie
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I see your point. You are a survivor too complaining here
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These lazy posts are giving lazy people a bad name. Lazy people don't hurt anyone in this game, they are too lazy.
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I see way more killer posts complaining than survivor ones.
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HAHAHAHA. DUDE. After reading ''..an animator for them..'' and looking at your Doctor profile picture I cracked up hard. XD But seriously, why won't you be us survivors' animator Mr Doctorino? :x
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Ever think there is a reason for it?
Ever ask yourself if you see "x" amount of posts regarding issues their might be a problem?
Seen how many people complain about CoH on both sides?
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For every survivor complaint, there's a killer complaint about the survivor complaint.
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Omg please stop with these posts. It’s getting so annoying.
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I second this
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Killers having their hand held? What fantasy world do you live in?
This post is satire, it's making fun of a specific thread that clearly has escaped your notice. Get a grip.
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No, nerf Pig.
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Yep. It's usually a killer cry fest on these forums.
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It's just a viscous cycle
Killer starts game... plays 1-2 matches as fairly as possible... but the survivors Teabag and other things when the Gates are opened
Killer continues to play but starts to Camp and Tunnel
Survivor starts game... plays 1-2 matches as fairly as possible... but the match either ends with all escaping and not getting that much BP or they all die and not getting a lot of BP
Survivor continues to play but starts to try to get the Killers attention and trying to stop the Camping and Tunneling
I won't even mention endgame chat at this point (cause we all know what's said)
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Yes bro. This is a rap poem 😼
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Yes
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Yeah but survivors getting nerfed are FAR less frequent.
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Like, c'mon...
Why survivors need to tunnel 1 generator ?! They can start a new generator every time I kick one 😌
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