This is a message to all Killers
You better cease these online shenanigans before I give each and every one of you a check for $20,000 and a kiss on the forehead. I am through with these mind games, keep up the nonsense and I'll even throw in a few subs from Jersey Mike's with a Target gift card on the side. ######### around and find out, killers. I will read you a bedtime story at your preferred hour of sleep and wake you up to the best pancakes and eggs you've ever had. You've messed with the wrong survivor. Catch me on Ormond, I got some hot cocoa and Tim Allen christmas movies waiting for your ass
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ok
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Yeah you better be afraid because this train doesn't stop until you're well fed and financed mfer
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new favorite forum post found
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I have not any message from you.
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Just for that snarky comment I'm sending Otzdarva your in game name for future party invites and friendly tomfoolery. I warned you.
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...What did I just read?
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That's it, you're getting 30 grand instead. I can do this all day buddy. Don't make me pay your way through a Master's Degree program in your choice of profession. Don't make me go there.
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Keep it up and I'll have to use the secret killer perk, Hex: Exit Gate Shenanigans.
When survivors leave through one exit gate they come in through the other exit gate. This continues until all survivors have been slugged so they can exit in the groveling position they deserve.
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I am going to facecamp you so hard....
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Keep it up and I'll bust out the secret survivor perk, Boon: 2 for 1 at Olive Garden. Unlimited breaksticks, soup, and a pleasant environment for us to discuss how you shouldn't have made me go this far. You tried your luck and now you got yourself a free dinner, keep talking smack and it's gonna turn into a free and fully insured 2022 Toyota Tundra.
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You do that and I promise you will be regretting that from the inside of your new penthouse apartment. I ######### dare you. Got the down payment ready, test me
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Cheque* not check.
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How dare you.
Now you get 50k.
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Are you going to correct it?
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I'm...not quite sure how to feel about this post.
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60k.
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I was excited until you mentioned Tim Allen movies.
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Thats it I'm popping a Ormond offering
I want my coco
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hah, laughs in phase walk.
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You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real mom!
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The pancakes and eggs offer almost makes me want to play killer................almost.
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Reported
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What. Even. Is. This. Post?
In a completely unrelated note, Amanda Panda likes Mountain Dew very much...
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Better feel something before that check comes in the mail. UPS Next Day Air ain't messin around and neither am I, watch yourself
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Yeah me too
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..I like this guy.
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You think you can take me on with these kinds of threats, punk? Last time I went to Ormond, I forced a Kate to do dishes in exchange for her life.
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This is the nicest threat I've ever read
Thank you for this, kind stranger.
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