My life as a killer, A short story for both sides to enjoy
Get home from work, shower,play with cat, dinner, log in to dbd. Legion tonight, savoy and dip, beer, lets go. 45 secs and first down, its the sarge(why *cough why), guilt, too fast, i let him wiggle free, 2 secs later a gen pops😒. Get torched by meg, i kick a gen, take that meg, torched again by meg. Gas mask nea destroys me in chase, i get 4 hooks, 0 kills, we all dance at gate, GGs. Later on, David! Put on a damn shirt, i chase kate denson, still chasing kate denson 😆. Claudette come on! Stop healing, at least give me the meg. I get torched by meg. My first kill, poor dwight. Shirtless david stuns me with pallet and shakes his ass at me. Its awkward and i run away. Later my second kill 🥳 but its a pity suicide from a gas mask nea 😔 thankyou sweetheart RIP. Then the horror, chased by 2 idiots with torches and flash bombs, i down feng but she disappears, DC? No there she is way over there ☹. Im told in chat i suck and should die. Hey! I know i suck. It gets worse so i turn off xbox. Take a shower in my clothes, scrub my hands but the dirt wont come off. I put on my pjs, and cry myself to sleep while i spoon my cat. I hope to dream of the nice groups, but no, its meg with a torch. The next day i get home from work, shower, play with cat, dinner and log in again. Why?
Because i LOVE it!
Thankyou survivors, seriously. I love you too meg. I hope this puts a smile on some faces 😀
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Uhh. Im glad you're having a good time?
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I feel that. I recommend you to try Survivor for a week :)
So much more relaxing gameplay style, i love it. You can even hear music while playing Survivor xD
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Haha Nah i like playing killer. Just trying to lighten the mood. Cheer people up with dark humour. Thanks dude
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Spooning your cat is dark humor?
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No, the shower in clothes etc.
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Thanks, yeah. I play with a different mindset now. Hope you get some good games
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When i say dance with survivors i litterally mean dance. I dont bother attacking the gate, its funny as watching them point and nod and crouch as they slowly circle me .
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Sorry for this abomination
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Lmao nah its funny as. But im over 40. Thanks
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You’re too precious pal, if I see a killer having a bad game I usually let them kill me because I know they worked hard and could have easily face camped or tunneled to get a kill but chose not to. If not, I try my best not to be toxic or obnoxious and just quietly do gens and leave. It’s the least we could do when match making screws everyone over :’).
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Im glad you liked it. I hope you get good killers and good teams. Take care out there 😄 , see you in the fog
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Gold survivor
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