Just Got Called A Cheater... By A Cheater!
To set the stage for this wonderful, wonderful story, I was playing a farm game as Billy on the Asylum. I find emblem challenges to be very boring so I've been putting off the second page of community challenges for a little bit. I was still on gatekeeper so I decided that I'd let the survivors go after enough time passed for my emblem.
Everyone was on death hook at five gens, so I was going to show the next survivor I downed the location of my Ruin. A Feng Min (who I will point out now had P2 legs and the mime shirt from a previous Rift) missed a skill check at a gen in the four lane tile right next to my totem. I get there, find a boon and snuff it, and then find Feng camping the pallet of the four lane. I get stunned before I can get the hit and she runs to the pallet in the next tile over, which she also camps. I managed to hit her before she stunned me, and thanks to Enduring, I was able to grab her as she tried vaulting the pallet she just hit me with.
I bring her over to my Ruin and leave her there on the ground. For some reason survivors never cleanse my totems when I let them wiggle off, so I just slug someone at the totem so that the rescuer will see it when they pick the survivor up. A minute passes and the Feng is still on the ground and my Ruin has not been cleansed. I go back to the totem and find a Nea, who I show the location of the totem and she cleanses it. I find Feng crawling underneath a hook with a single AFK crow. I lead the Nea over to Feng to heal her, but Feng was pressing shift so that she could not be healed.
From my perspective it looked like Feng had just given up and wanted out of the game. If she was just going to press shift for four minutes so she could bleed out, then I figured I might as well save her the trouble and hook her. Feng dies, the other survivors finish the gens, and the game ends.
To my surprise, Feng is still in the end game chat. She begins screaming into the void at her entire team of console players that I was cheating and that they should report me.
I was having a good laugh and decided to check her profile, just to see how many hours a person needs to not even understand how Enduring works. That's when I get a real shock.
4.4 hours. At first this just made me laugh harder, but then it hit me. This Feng, who was at least P2 and had a previous Rift cosmetic, and who had perks from Mikaela, Nea, and Jake, had only been playing the game for four hours. Starting TODAY. I go into her achievements and find this gem.
All four Prestige achievements. Unlocked at the same exact minute. This person hacked their character progression and possibly cosmetics (don't know if mime Feng is in the store yet), died in a FARMING GAME, and then called ME a cheater for a 50% stun recovery bonus?!?!?!
Git gud, [REDACTED]. I'll remember you, just not for the reason you want. 8')
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Omae wa mou reported.
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🎶What goes around comes around🎶
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