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Another weird question

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jamally093
jamally093 Member Posts: 1,498
edited March 2 in Off-topic

Okay so thinking of another random idea.

How long would each killer last working in a fast food joint and what would they be fired for?

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  • Marc_go_solo
    Marc_go_solo Member Posts: 4,811
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    The vast majority wouldn't last long at all! However, reasons would be different. Here are my thoughts on the "Why".

    The Trapper: Fired for bullying and refering to staff as "maggots".

    The Wraith: Fired for poor hygiene.

    The Hillbilly: Fired for excessive murdering. Probably never hired as he killed the interviewer.

    The Nurse: Fired for poor hygiene and unsafe work practice.

    The Shape: Never hired - killed the interviewer.

    The Hag: Fired for poor hygiene and eating the food.

    The Doctor: He may last a bit longer, but ultimately fired for using customers as test subjects by lacing food with drugs or electric devices.

    The Huntress: Fired for throwing food at customers.

    The Cannibal: Fired for unethical food preparation practices, and introducing meat from "mystery sources".

    The Nightmare: Fired for inappropriate behaviour during that one childrens birthday party.

    The Pig: Fired for repetatively breaking rules.

    The Clown: Fired for poor hygiene.

    The Spirit: Fired for poor hygiene and poor customer service.

    The Legion: May last a while, but eventually will leave (not fired) after killing the boss.

    The Plague: Fired for extremely poor hygiene.

    The Ghost Face: Like Legion, he's never fired, but interest is spraked once the mysterious deaths of staff and customers stop once he leaves the job.

    The Demogorgon: Never hired because it's an animal.

    The Oni: Fired for extremely poor and aggressive customer service.

    The Deathslinger: Fired after a new contraption made to improve production ends up killing people.

    The Executioner: Fired for being too sexy.

    The Blight: Never fired, because the devs will always find a way to keep him at the top.

    The Twins: Fired for poor hygiene.

    The Trickster: Fired for being a knob to everyone.

    The Nemesis: Never hired, due to obsession with hunting down specific people.

    The Cenobite: Fired for pushing the limits of taste pleasure to unacceptable levels.

    The Artist: Fired for poor hygiene.

    The Onryō: Never fired. Quit after 7 days.

    The Dredge: Never hired, but was mistaken for a lot of meat dumped in the back of the freezer.

    The Mastermind: Wesker fires everyone else and uses the fast food restaurant as a front to experiment with viruses in food.

    The Knight: Fired for inappropriate clothing.

    The Skull Merchant: Fired because nobody liked her, even though she did get better towards the end. Reputation preceeded her.

    The Singularity: Fired for "minor modifications" to the food.

    The Xenomorph: Never fired. Only discovered after bursting out of the cook.

    The Good Guy: Never hired because of being deemed being underaged, despite him protesting.

    The Unknown: Fired for unknown reasons.

  • jamally093
    jamally093 Member Posts: 1,498
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    I'm sorry but Oni would be their go to for the let me get the manager for you.

    Unknown I feel like would be fired also for the fact he just leaves his clones everywhere so they do his work even though they more then likely will just stand there with that smile.

    Clown would probably be fired also for just constantly deep frying people's fingers.

  • HerInfernalMajesty
    HerInfernalMajesty Member Posts: 870
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    Chucky would be fired for being rude to the customers.