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I'm Laughing

NoodleLegs
NoodleLegs Member Posts: 317
in Off-topic
So, I'm David King, running No Mither, and we're against the Legion. Well okay, last round I didn't even get hooked once with a Legion and had No Mither on, so I was confident in my abilities. I get hooked twice, the second time he was patrolling.

My mother says, "He's camping, just not face camping."

So, in all my glory, I say, "Face me, you coward."

And at that exact moment.

He stops patrolling.

And looks at me.

And I'm laughing because it's probably the CIA agent in my phone or smth.

Comments

  • George_Soros
    George_Soros Member Posts: 2,270

    They're onto you. Your mother included. She's one of THEM.

  • NoodleLegs
    NoodleLegs Member Posts: 317
    My... Mother....? One of... THEM? No... Can't be... I... I thought I could trust her... No... But in all actuality, I just looked at her super suspiciously.
  • George_Soros
    George_Soros Member Posts: 2,270

    She's probably not even you mother. Just an agent they planted to report on you 24/7. You THINK she's your mother, because they imprinted fake memories in your brain.

    If you think I'm joking: have you ever seen a REAL mother who actually knows what "facecamping" means?

  • NoodleLegs
    NoodleLegs Member Posts: 317
    Well, I mean, she watches Dead by Daylight DAILY. We're actually watching a streamer now.
  • George_Soros
    George_Soros Member Posts: 2,270

    @NoodleLegs said:
    Well, I mean, she watches Dead by Daylight DAILY. We're actually watching a streamer now.

    You got an aweseome mother then :D

  • NoodleLegs
    NoodleLegs Member Posts: 317
    thank you :)@George_Soros
  • Shad03
    Shad03 Member Posts: 3,732

    This thread reminds me of that one Black Mirror Episode where you make all the choices.