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should pyramidhead mains be an endangered species?
The Endangered Species Report: Pyramid Head Mains (DBD Subspecies)
Scientific Name: Executionerus Sweatyus
Conservation Status: Critically Endangered
Population Estimate: Fewer than 12 active mains globally (sightings mostly occur at 3 a.m. on weekday nights).
Habitat
Pyramid Head mains once roamed freely across the fog, patrolling the blood-soaked maps of Dead by Daylight with confidence and rusted elegance.
Today, their natural habitats — Midwich Elementary and RPD East Wing — lie eerily silent, replaced by swarms of Wesker enjoyers and MFT users.
Behavior
These elusive killers are known for their distinct calls, often heard echoing through post-game lobbies:
“You ran into the trail on purpose.”
“No, I don’t camp. It’s area control.”
Their majestic metal scraping once struck fear into survivors, but now mostly confuses them since half of the player base thinks he’s a Silent Hill DLC cosmetic for The Knight.
Diet
Pyramid Head mains survive primarily on:
- Salty survivor messages
- Nostalgia for Silent Hill 2
- The tears of those who still step in trails after 3,000 hours
Threats to Survival
- Overpowered perks rotation driving migration to easier predators (e.g., The Xenomorph).
- Map reworks that remove all fun corners for Judgment plays.
- New killer releases every few months, causing Pyramid Head mains to be forgotten faster than The Trickster’s rework patch notes.
Conservation Efforts
- Encouraging streamers to showcase the species in their natural environment.
- Monthly “Trail Awareness Week” to educate survivors not to run in straight lines.
- Incentives for killers who still use Rites of Judgment without missing the cage spot 14 times in a row.
Fun Fact
Pyramid Head mains don’t tunnel — they execute with purpose.
They don’t slug — they deliver divine punishment.
They don’t cry — they clank softly in the moonlight.
Save the Pyramid Head Mains.
Because once they’re gone… who will teach survivors the meaning of true pain and geometry?
Answers
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Our boy deserve more love. What a ridiculous update of him in 2 vs 8. He is literally stronger in 1 vs 4 mode
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if you want to donate to the #pyramidheadcrisis messsage a XBOX gift card to the following email head treasurer linc.lawrence@icloud.com
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"we tryna fund them" -co treasurer phil tomas
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