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Funny Chapter Idea: The Room

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Note: (Only people who know or have watched the movie "The Room will get this chapter, keep in mind this chapter was made purely for the LOLZ)

New Killer: Lisa

Bio: After Johnny killed himself in the apartments for no reason whatsoever and Mark left her, Lisa was wrecked. She had realized that she wasted a piece of her life in a crappy film only for it to have on of the best endings of the century. Angry and enraged, Lisa committed toaster bath and died, she now kills for the entity

Power: So bad it's good
Lisa knows that her acting sucked tremendously, so now the survivors must suffer
Press M2 to activate your power
While activated you can see everyone's aura for up to 666 meters
You begin to throw random water bottles at everyone in the map
If a water bottle hits a survivor, then they instantly die
If a survivor DCs, then their account is deleted permanently

Mori: Lisa gets on the survivors nerves and they shoot themselves just like Johnny

Perks:
Disaster Artist: If there is a SWF team of at least 4 people, then they all instantly die once the trial begins and all their in-game progress is deleted

You're not my f*cking mother!: If a survivor begins a generator, then some random drug dealer appears and tried to mug the survivor and then some weird old lady annoys the survivor, causing them to DC (Very effective towards Rank 1s)

Worst Wife ever: You literally are the worst person ever, if a survivor has watched The Room then their eyes melt and they can't see the whole trial if this perk is equipped
"I definitely have breast cancer" -Lisa's Mother that came out of nowhere

Survivor: Tommy (Johnny) Wisae

Bio: It took many friends, odd clothing choices, and many footballs to become a recognizable film. Johnny was happy to be with Lisa, but then he eventually found out that she was cheating on him with Mark. Sad and angry, Johnny grabbed some random pistol which was only there to move the plot along and shot himself. Johnny felt a strange presence, he felt like he was aimlessly and peacefully drifting. He opened his eyes in a forest and realized he was in some other dimension with survivors and an endless wave of Meg cosmetics. Johnny knew that he was not in Kansas anymore

Perks:
Football: Throw a football at the killer and piss them off, if you teabag then the killer will become severely sad and DC
"Cheeeep, cheep cheep cheep cheeeep!" -Johnny

Oh Hi Mark: If you stun the killer for a total of 5/4/3 times then this perk activated. Once activated, summon Mark from another dimension and have him fight the killer, if it's Michael Myers then Mark will instantly win the fight
"Oh Hi Mark" -Johnny

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!: If your fed up with her crappy team, then pull out a random pistol to shoot the survivors, you can kill them or cripple there legs and use them as bait for the killer
"Anyway, how is your sex life?" -Johnny

Map: The apartments where the film takes place, it smells pretty fake and everything looks cheap AF, if Dwight is on this map then he will probably start crying because there are no lockers in this map, LOL

Thanks for reading this chapter, this was meant to be silly (I told you in the title, dub :D) please don't take this seriously, stay cool

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