Something...
So, list of ideas I made both idiotic or slightly okay that might cause headaches: (Mainly survivor based)
Perk Changes:
Slippery Meat: Add 50% chance to escape chance when being grabbed from a window, pallet, generator.
Deja Vu: Add once per trial, survivors can take a generator's progression and transfer it tO aNoThEr gEnErAtOr.
Technician: Actually becomes more quiet, add good skill checks has a 10% chance of giving a great skill check.
New Items:
Rope and climbing Equipment. Survivors cAn NoW cLiMb TrEeS aNd BuIlDiNgS.
Lock-Pick, allows opening (a certain amount of) chests instantly.
Flex Tape. Survivors can now REPAIR PALLETS. They can also tape up their mouths.
Shovel: Survivors can now go underground. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
New Perks:
Suicide: Allows survivors end the game right there, but they lose blood points and rank, and unable to join a new game in one hour. Removes the disconnect option for all survivors, and other survivors can see they have the perk, so they can avoid them. (Yes, I hate DC people >:() "Don't you dare."
No Cowards Allowed: Prevents anyone (even killers) from disconnecting until everyone dies or escapes. If a Survivor is obviously ruining the game for everyone or obviously suicides on hook, they lose all blood points and rank regardless. Same to killers. Any player who stays automatically gain a rank point if they contributed something to the game. "Leave, and I will find you in your sleep."
Survival to the best: Survivors can now SeE tHe KiLlErS SCRATCH MARKS. "Let them have their own medicine!"
Final Girl: (Requires to play a female character) If you are the only female character, become a feminist and after all the boys die, you are automatically teleported to the hatch, and the killer is killed by the final girl.
Switcheroo: Survivors can now take killer's weapons or the hatchets in the lockers and attack the killer. Each successful hit grants the Entity and the killer crippling depression.
Survivor Ideas:
Chuck Norris, he can one hit any killer out of the map, and they stay away for at least one decade.
Bob Ross. Just read the epic post on Steam forums. He can fly around the map with rainbow wings, and automatically heal all survivors, and the killer is unable to hit this epic survivor. If he fails a skill check, he gains 50% progression to generators and there is no noise. Also gives an automatic free 500% blood points to everyone.
"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents."
Killer Idea: Slender Man. He moves every few seconds, and his terror radius is formed from static survivors see. As he moves closer, survivors are forced to always keep moving, because if the static reaches 100%, they are automatically grabbed.
Killer Change: Freddy starts with EVERYONE IN THE DREAM WORLD.
Offerings: (too lazy to think of items to burn up)
Decrease/Increase sacrifice ritual speed.
Decrease/Increase distance of Hatch Sound.
Forces the killer to start off the match outside the exit gate.
No one can DC now.
You and all players become best friends with the Entity, and you decide to take the Entity to the movies out, having sleepovers, making friendship bracelets, staring at the 4th of July Fireworks. But you start to have feelings for the Entity... (N o t t o b e c o n t i n u e d p l e a s e)
Thanks for reading, should have posted this on April Fool's day. 5 days too late XD
Yes, 95% of this was a joke. Go ahead and add other stupid ideas like these in this thread.