Funny Ideas Noob Survivors Do In Games
One stupid thing to do with each killer.
Let's run straight foward away from a Billy.
Let me heal myself to full while I'm still in the dream world.
Let me trigger a Hag Trap that was next to the hook.
Let me unhook this survivor in front of a Leatherface.
Let me heal when is a Legion.
Let me bring Plague to a fountain of blood where she'll get lethal vomit.
Let me run completely straight to a window from a Huntress.
Let me continue to loop the same loop Clown already gasses a bunch of times.
Let me continue to do the generator while Wraith bodyblocks me and uncloaks.
Let me not search Jigsaw boxes.
Let's run towards a pallet from a Nurse.
Let's keep doing the generator while we hear the glass sound of the Spirit.
Let me stand completely still and let Myers get his evil within.
Let me Step in the most obvious Bear Trap.
This has been ideas noob survivors do to certain killers.
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Sounds about right, they cant help it tho 😢
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Is just hilarious sometimes. I miss rank 20's. They're just so funny sometimes.
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Two more:
Let me run towards the safety of a corner and not a pallet loop.
Let me camp hatch while in dream world.
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Ha ha ha!
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Let me miss every skill check and be more of a killer than the actual killer.
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Let me say camping is bannable
Let me say looping is bannable
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Let me unhook you right in front of the killer.
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Oh, reminded me of trying to get my bestie into the game. A friend was helping me train her so-to-speak and he was a Legion. She ran to me while I was on the hook with deep wound applied. Didn't realize she was supposed to mend.
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I've got some (all based on personal experiences):
Let me throw down every pallet I can find ASAP because I'm inside the Killer's Terror Radius.
Let me run away from the Nea with We'll Make It and go Self-Care this Sloppy Butcher injury in an empty corner.
Let me cleanse this dull totem while the other two remaining Survivors are hooked and I'm in the Dream World.
Let me crouch walk around this jungle gym while a Survivor gets downed on the other side of the map and another Survivor 10 meters away from me is about to die on the hook.
Let me hide in this locker even though I have a ticking down Reverse Bear Trap on my head and the Pig is chasing the Obsession
Let me Sprint Burst past the Huntress and into the basement to save the Survivor in there because I don't have Borrowed Time.
Let me try and fail to disarm this Bear Trap mid-chase and then when I get smacked by the Trapper panic and run into the trap.
Let me stop struggling just as another Survivor arrives to save me.
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Ah the times we were basically babies in this game.
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Exactly. I won't mention which ones, but quite a few of the things on that list are things I did once upon a time... 😅
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Like I can't relate as much since I started this game playing killer, and is only when I went against good survivors I've learned how to play better survivor. I even made the smart desicion to filter out my perks I want on my survivor instead of just buying all teachables like I did on killers.
Now My Killer Bloodweb is a huge mess. At least my survivor Bloodweb is more organize, and everytime I unlock a teachable, I'll get it almost immediately on my Claud.
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You're better off than I am, I approach nothing with strategy: my first teachable was Beast of Prey and I didn't unlock Balanced Landing as a teachable until I P3'd Nea.
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You liveand you learn.
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I actually started playing the game until after watching streamers for a while @SurgDexil @TheRockstarKnight I'd watch streamers and YouTubers play the game and it's look like fun, but it was a year before I finally caved and bought the game, so there was a lot of stuff I knew that the typical newbie didn't. I still was by no means good, but I knew about stuff.
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Fair enough
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Honestly, a huge part of this game's learning curve is actually understanding the things can happen in any given game. Knowing about the perks, status effects, game mechanics, and potential capabilities of the Killers and Survivors makes a huge difference in how you play.
It's definitely been a huge obstacle in introducing my friends to DBD. There can be a ton of information you have to keep track of in any given game, especially if you play Killer.
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