Get out of my lobby!

(Rant warning!)

So... I'd give up my hundreds of Ebony Mories if I get a button in lobby which sends an automatic message to a selected survivor: "buddy, your ping is over 300, get the hell out of my lobby!!!"

Someone please explain things to those Russian and Japanese simpletons. They seem to be struggling with the concept.

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  • se05239
    se05239 Member Posts: 3,919
    edited May 2019

    yOu JuSt WaNt EaSiEr GaMeS


    I ######### agree with you though.

  • Mushwin
    Mushwin Member Posts: 4,592

    Simpletons? a lil harsh? some people end up waiting a little too long still for games, so they are like sod it....i guess lobby dodge pings? i aren't sure what else to say in this regard

  • George_Soros
    George_Soros Member Posts: 2,270
    edited May 2019

    @Mushwin no, harsh would be saying ######### those ######### ######### who are too moronic to realize this piece of ######### ######### is ######### unplayable with their ######### ping.

    That would be relatively harsh. "Simpleton" is mild. I don't care how long they waited, any ping over 250 makes the lag horrific.

  • Mushwin
    Mushwin Member Posts: 4,592

    @George_Soros woah, take a deep breath....just skip the lobby and move on to find another game?

  • se05239
    se05239 Member Posts: 3,919

    @Mushwin I think he's thinking that he has spent an amount of time waiting for a lobby already and now its filled with survivors from Asia playing DbD on their potato laptops inside a McDonalds somewhere.

  • George_Soros
    George_Soros Member Posts: 2,270

    @Mushwin NO THEY MUST SKIP THE LOBBY IT'S NOT ME WITH THE INSANE [GOOD WORD] PING.

    I took several deep breaths. My opinion hasn't changed though.

  • George_Soros
    George_Soros Member Posts: 2,270

    @se05239 thank you man. You feel my pain. It's not such a big deal of course. I'm more annoyed by the sheer stupidity of some people (Russian kids, mostly), than the actual nuisance of having to dodge a lobby and losing a few minutes of my life. I can deal with that. But stupid people should be sterilized.

  • Mushwin
    Mushwin Member Posts: 4,592

    But if they aren't going to skip then skip yourself? just an easy solution? i aren't a fan of bad pings myself and have had some weird games....but if i get a really bad ping i just skip.

  • Mushwin
    Mushwin Member Posts: 4,592

    Uh....wow. Well if they aren't going to budge then the best thing to do is just move on? be easier yes?

  • se05239
    se05239 Member Posts: 3,919

    @George_Soros Your solution would also solve the three-man bug somewhat, if you could rid the lobby of one player and thus let the matchmaking work again.

  • George_Soros
    George_Soros Member Posts: 2,270

    @Mushwin that is because you are extremely intelligent, talented and good looking. Not everyone is like that.

  • Mushwin
    Mushwin Member Posts: 4,592

    @George_Soros Aw you flatter me :D

  • JawsIsTheNextKiller
    JawsIsTheNextKiller Member Posts: 3,366

    It would need some kind of ping verification. Otherwise I would abuse it kicking out people just for being Blendettes.

  • Micheal_Myers
    Micheal_Myers Member Posts: 1,147

    But here's a thing that fixes this entire problem in the future...


    Dedicated Servers.


    It's a thing yes. Has it yet released? No. Be patient.


    Cause then it won't run off of a McDonalds Wifi. It will run off of their servers ;)


    So this isn't really an issue, plus if you're the killer it would impact the survivors most so... Win Win?


    (And yes I had this 300+ Ping thing happen to me to but I ain't whining, makes all the survivors easier to catch for me lol [Cause of their lack of real time reactions])

  • George_Soros
    George_Soros Member Posts: 2,270

    @Micheal_Myers you're wrong about this, unfortunately. Dedicated servers will not solve the lag issues. It won't check whether or not you have a crappy connection. At best, it won't let people from very far join a server. But it won't help those McDonalds wifi or shared dorm connection users, and anyone they're in a game with.

  • KillermainBTWm8
    KillermainBTWm8 Member Posts: 4,212

    I'll give my 632 ebonies away for free I don't like them, but just leave the lobby usually I don't see high ping players personally.

  • Micheal_Myers
    Micheal_Myers Member Posts: 1,147
    edited May 2019

    But either way if it doesn't fix it it still can give killers an Advantage ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • George_Soros
    George_Soros Member Posts: 2,270

    @Micheal_Myers I believe it can give some advantage to both parties, as opposed to the current state where lag favors killers. But I may be wrong.

    Most of it depends on how many data centers or servers will be available, and how solid they're going to be. Me and most Europeans will be probably in a good spot, some other locations may not be as lucky (poor Oceanian players :( )

  • invira_zero
    invira_zero Member Posts: 229

    Rly, for me, its realy hard to get a lobby with normal ping. At least 150. Yeah, im living in russia, but i never pooped on killer, because of ping.

    I thunk that the most of those players could accept that they probably ll get the bad expirience, otherwise, they should find a new lobby.

    Imho, theres no any problem, cause you could get an easy kill, if you are a killer, of course.

    and ill say again, thats their decision to play with horrfying ping, and if they ll insult you for that, thats their problem.

    Said by a russian, that oftenly plays with 200+ ping