Dead by Rulelight:
Survivor Mains:
Rule One: Killers shalt not remain on the same map as a hooked survivor.
Rule Two: Killers shalt not go after the same saved survivor at any point during the trial.
Rule Three: Killers must not use moris.
Rule Four: Killers must submit to their survivor masters.
Rule Five: Killers are not permitted to load in the game.
Killer Mains:
Rule One: Survivors shalt not wear bright skins, or show their achievements (Bloody Skins)
Rule Two: Survivors shalt not play Blendette.
Rule Three: Survivors shalt not bring items.
Rule Four: Survivors are to bow down to their killer masters.
Rule Five: Survivors shalt not use bags in tea.
Enjoy these ridiculous rules idiotic mains give the other side.
Credit to Orion for reminding me of the ridiculous Killer Main rules. I dunno how I forgot when I've seen so much of it.
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You forgot Rule Six
Killer must open the exit gate and let survivors escape
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If you're gonna do this, at least pick things that people actually say. Only the first three survivor rules are actually things that some survivors say. The other two, along with the five killer rules, are not said by anyone.
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@Orion This was more of a joke, I've not actually heard a lot of ridiculous Killer rules, if any. If you can inform me of them I can update the op.
Edit: Also to be fair I didn't want to just give survivor rules. And I believe I've seen ONE killer main actually ask for one of those rules.
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survivors shalt not loop killers shalt not play high tier killers survivors shalt not escape killers shalt not use good perks.
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Then you haven't really been paying attention. Here are a few:
Don't equip bright skins or prestige, don't play Claudette, don't use items.
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Not a rule, but i would like to sometimes get a lobby without Claudette.
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Same, but i'd still like it.
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It's sad how accurate this is.
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You forgot about respecting the 4%
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@ba_tetsuo That falls under Survivor Rule 4
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im fine with moris but camping and tunneling its just soo bad
first of why you want to camp me if theres like 3 or 2 gens left some of my match i get camp cuz ive been looping like 1 minute or something and then get camp not my fault if you just tunnel me the entire match and not patrolling the gens but what can i do nothing then i get nods of the killer its just soo funny how they get triggered about this stuff
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The real code.
Killers will kill. By any means necessary. Survivors will survive. By any means necessary.
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@Tru3Lemon I hope you mean in general and not just me, cause if that was just for me, well then you certainly need to stop assuming.
Camping and Tunneling are a playstyle, I understand it can be annoying, but sometimes it's not a decent killer's fault. Like that one poor Dwight who ran right into me and didn't heal while off the hook and his immersive buddy straight up vanished.
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@thekiller490490 No one really understands that unfortunately. A select few maybe, but not the majority.
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I agree to these rules and see nothing wrong with them
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Why do killers not like bright clothing? It should make survivors' look like a beacon on dark maps
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That is the main reason so much toxicity exists. (And devs inactivity against it)
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@Akarate_Dolphin Cause, apparently, it means that survivors are more likely to be toxic. I don't care either way.
@thekiller490490 Very true.
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Killer must not pick whichever Killer that particular survivor dislikes, or face a DC
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Killer must not find and down someone within 30 seconds of a game starting, or face a DC
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Killer must not try...at all...MIGHT not face a DC but will definitely be called a Tryhard
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