A Cordial Letter of Request

Daneryn

To whom it may concern.

I hope this digital letter finds you well. Both myself and a large number of my compatriots here on this fine foggy evening here in the realm of the entity would like to once again voice our dismay at the ever growing issue which continues to ravish this otherwise fine community.

My discourse of course pertaining to the increasing volume of players, both those inclined to playing the part of a voracious killer or perhaps more predisposed to the actions of the resourceful plucky survivor, who have recently decided, en masse I may add, perhaps at the bidding of some zeitgeist perpetrated by the entity itself, to simply leave a match prematurely at a whim or mere sniff of competition. One shall never know and as such may only speculate foul play.

In summary, please bring in dedicated servers soon, because I'm honestly past done with this willy-nilly (pardon my french good sirs and lady-sirs, but I fear the gravity of the situation permits the use of such damming vocabulary) player mentality to just disconnect or suicide over anything what so ever. It is a travesty that must be addressed post-haste! 

Finally, to all individuals who have been indulging in these shenanigans I acquiesce that you are currently an unavoidable aspect of the game which, at least currently, must be tolerated. However, let me leave you with this quote that I overheard Theodore Roosevelt say in jest to Winston Churchill during a particularly trying game of Sonic the Hedgehog. 

Churchill was vexed at the fact that his avatar Miles Prower, better known to many of you as "Tails" could not keep up on the single shared screen, due, partially, to the speedy nature of Sonic, but due mostly to Churchill's stubby fingers which at the time were covered in icing sugar from an earlier sticky toffee pudding, which only served to compound his gaming troubles. After slamming down his controller once more Mr. Roosevelt turned to Churchill and said "If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your troubles, you wouldn't sit for a month", upon which both men enjoyed an arduous and raucous fit of laughter. However I find this quote to be hauntingly applicable to today's average Dead by Daylight player and hope that some self enlightenment may be taken from this passage.

Good day sir and or madam.

Daneryn Esq.

Maelstrom10

Did you know miles prower is called that as a reference to speed as miles per hr? I just found that out a few days ago after all these years.

Sorry I just thought we were stating obvious things.

All jokes aside yeah we do need dedicated servers, and the faster they come the better.