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Funny Things Noob Killers Do

DoomOrb
DoomOrb Member Posts: 170

Before we get started, this discussion is for entertainment purposes. So do not go taking things absolutely seriously. Is just here for a few laughs here and there. With that said let me tell you one noob thing noob killers do. One for each killer. If you got any yourself, tell it below.

Hillbilly: Let me walk instead of using the chainsaw.

Trapper: Let me step into a trap while carrying a survivor.

Huntress: Let me not reload.

Ghostface: Let me approach the survivor without using stealth even though is ready.

Leatherface: Let me run into everything while using chainsaw.

Nurse: Let me blink to the other floor and miss you completely.

Spirit: Let me use my power, but not know how to track scratch marks and miss you by a mile.

New and Improved Freddy: Let me put all my snares in one area.

Myers: Let me forget how to stalk.

Wraith: Let me forget how to uncloak.

Plague: Let me forget I can puke.

Pig: Let me bring add ons that rely on me to put traps on survivors in order to work, and then forget to put the traps on survivors afterwards.

Hag: Let me not place a trap, but when I do let me place them in areas survivors already completed gens in.

Legion: Let me miss every attack thinking I'm still the original Legion.

Clown: Let me miss every bottle despite the radios being one the size of an objective area.


Now for some basic noob things killers do.


Let me Mind Game the killer shack pallet.

Let me run STBFL and Dark Devotion at the same time.

Let me Run Spirit Fury without enduring.

Let me Run Insidious, with other perks that require me to leave the hook like Make Your Choice.

Let me hit the window when you're already 3 feet away from the window.

Let me not break any pallet.

Let me say looping is bannable.

Let me not kick a generator that's 85% complete with an active PGTW.

Let me run insidious on Wraith.

Let me run Bamboozle on Nurse.

Let me run Dying Light and never chase or down the obsession or bring an ivory to get the perk faster.


I'm dry out of ideas. Did I miss any? Let me know below.


With love, DoomOrb

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