Killer Devs

If once a year the devs had enough of whining and blame and decided to go into the fog to teach the community a lesson.
If the devs would be killers for one night. What would be their weapon of choice and what powers and perks would they have?
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@not_Queen used to powerlift I think so her weapon would be her bare hands. On top of that the entity increases her powerlifting powers allowing her to "deadlift" dropped pallets very quickly and throw them at survivors causing them to go down instantly.
Not sure about the perks yet.
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that sound interesting ... please continue. *now i'm curious*
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Mathieu would probably use his cat Cooper as his weapon and his power would be to apply nerfs to the survivors to hinder them in different ways
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@Kabu DAMN! Being able to smash through walls, i'm so down with that!
I FEEEL THE POWERRRRR!!!
@PhantomMask20763 But Cooper is too lazy ... don't think he will make a great weapon hahaha.
Mathieu can use some catnip to make Cooper more powerful how about that ?
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Powerlifting killer?
Sign me up.
I would need to have a perk that repairs my broken knee tho 😥
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I actually think Patricia would have telekinesis lolz
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Obviously Cote would use the ban hammer!!! When hit with it you go play Civ 5
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Mathieu throws catnip at the survivor and Cooper just jumps them, hinders them as he rubs himself all over the survivor and the purring let's Mathieu know where the survivors are hiding to down them with his banhammer! Alternative he can have a nerf gun, that at first just slows the survivor with every successful hit until they cannot move anymore and collapse in defeat.
Peanits has Spies in the Shadows build in. He has a power meter that let's him turn into a murder of crows to traverse the map faster, maybe even ignore some terrain. He either can afflict Deepwound in his murder form and be a legion 3.0 or he could manifest at the end of the flight and lunge at a survivor.
Patricia would be like a sexy horror version of a secretary and by tipping her glasses she blasts open windows and pallets.
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Matthieu just controls the entire game glitching it in various ways that make survivors like fall through the floor and be insta hooked, or be unable to escape as he just slowly nods at you smiling as the egc timer runs out. The only way to counter his ultimate power is by playing civ 5 in the background. Pretty good job so far is what you hear instead of a terror radius.
McLean just smiles and everyone hooks themselves though. No escaping that smile, but then why would you want to
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Dave Richard will gather survivors around the campfire as he discloses secrets and lore of DBD as the Entity's tentacles slowly approach and envelop the survivors.
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@Peanits the crow killer, I remembered a trailer from tsw. It looks cool and transforms into a murder of crows. Maybe you like something like this?
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It's obvious. The devs would wield the Nerf Bat, and the mods would wield the Ban Hammer.
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I like this.
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