We just NEED Ash Williams as a new survivor with a "Groovy!" perk!
Please tell us, what we have to do for you to get this licensed update? Sell our souls? Sell internal organs? Pray to Cthulhu? I'm ready for anything!
P.S. and of course description of one of the perks:
"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"
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that would be infinitely awesome.1
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he was in cod. his resume' is rather impressive.1
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C'mon, devs! TV Show was closed not so long ago. This is a perfect time to think about this survivor. He perfectly fits all the parameters in the game. And also his fanbase will bring new players.
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hell, maybe he could even bring a deadite killer with him.0
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@EpicFailTryHard said:
hell, maybe he could even bring a deadite killer with him.With a "Necronomicon" perk!
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EpicFailTryHard said:hell, maybe he could even bring a deadite killer with him.
omg. cellar grandma from evil dead 2.0 -
"someone is in my fruit cellar. someone with a fresh soul!"0
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Best thing i heard today! Please do this.
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Only problem is, Ash would kick all the killers' asses xD2
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Yes!!!
I would love Ash as a survivor. And the killer could be deadite Nea!1 -
OMG! DEVS I LOVE YOU! PLEASE TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY FOR NEXT CHAPTER!
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I hope it'd be a young Ash, but... I wouldn't say no to this either:
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I'd honestly like it if Ash only talked when he did something interactive in-game, if that makes sense?
Not sure if you guys played Gears of war but basically when you interact you'll get a speech dialogue. (I know characters in DBD dont talk but here's my list)
So like Great Skillchecks -
Groovy!
Shop smart shop S-mart.. Oh wait do those exist here too?
Pallet Stun -
Come get some!
Suck on that #########
When evil shows up it blows up
Shoot first think never
Ugh.. Can i help you?
Name's Ash, HOUSEWARES...
Hey #########, go ######### yourself
You want some more? HUH!!?
Come and get it you undead sack of #########!
Swallow this!
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Oh yeah baby! Gonna shove this right up a deadite's ass!
*Sniff sounds* Mmm! Is that lavender?
Hey! Don't get up.
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me.. BLOW!
Alright who's next? Who wants some.
Hail to the King baby
Spawns in on his Cabin Map-
Honey! I'm Home!
Okay Kid's, Play time is over.
Klaatu Barada!.. NeeHaauraa(Coughs the last part) Aww #########..
Good , Bad, I'm the guy with the gun...
Teammates start dying
I'm not big on goodbyes, everybody dies here... It's just a rule. Death, taxes, more death, and i dont pay taxes so all i know is death.
Hey hey! WAIT WAIT! You gotta understand man, I've never even saw these ######### before!
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Hail to the King, baby!
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Groovy!
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I think their might be a special cutscene or something for the time being. Because Bruce was seen in the studio and it sounded like he was talking to someone. So if anything it might be the survivors explaining the whole thing too him and him being the douchey guy he is just mocks them like it's nothing lol.
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