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If you had to marry a killer, who would it be?

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Tingly4Trapper
Tingly4Trapper Member Posts: 53
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You're chosen as a survivor, but The Entity offers you an unusual proposal: marry one of the killers or participate in the trials. The killer of your choosing is unable to hurt or harm you, and you will stay in their realm with them.

Yeah, while everyone's at each other's throats about nerfs and buffs, I'm that person.

If you had to marry a killer, who would it be? 123 votes

Trapper, Wraith, or Hillbilly
5%
ElkmrmeowskeeenPainanimesulideCornHubTingly4TrapperXify 7 votes
Shape or Doctor
12%
HommeBizarreFoggyDownpourShamefulKingMegaWaffleUpsettingDruid0[Deleted User]alaenyiakaratinac97Rareware0192Hecking_IdiotCLAUDETTEINABUSHHannonOwlzeyhexgh0ulsourglobe 15 votes
Nurse, Huntress, or Pig
17%
PuggyMohawkrhaWhite_OwlSeiko300PeasantMrCandyKillerAxX7891then4321ABannedCatBoosted_DwightdfrenchieeAhoyWolfTodgeweihtRobMeister88Polot[Deleted User]FormulaFinnieMrLimonkaSpectre13SirCracken 21 votes
Nightmare, Cannibal, or Clown
2%
Techn0XpikselDr_Loomis 3 votes
Spirit or Plague
11%
danielbird11LostWandererMegMain98I_am_NeganlunaticlifterRullisiJasonisLifeBrucecastro81TunnelVisionHazDaBoi[Deleted User]KingFrostStefan_ParaschivUndershot 14 votes
Ghostface or Oni
6%
InjiSN1P3R5G3TH3ADGrootDudeMrsGhostfacenationsdarkpastPlumbelinaKerkDellerletathe 8 votes
Legion (Frank/Joey)
5%
AdeloodrimmalorGnomeutoxicmeggGlamourousLeviathanPokTatiTurtle 7 votes
Legion (Susie/Julie)
26%
JnnsMuBlade92CheersSpartagone45MiriamGTimeMonsterPlanetJuke420TaigaUistreelshadow3989Shapedjasonq500DetailedDetrimentanonymous31337Yung_SlugMattie_MayhemOGPlaquerinferjusbubbasbasementchest[Deleted User] 32 votes
Other
3%
AcesthetiicWalker_of_the_fog_96OshiWRussoW 4 votes
Just send me to the trials, please
9%
InnCognitoTheRockstarKnightLirulinielAwakeySunaIIanuPlantCollector[Deleted User]BloodyHatchetnoname11223345the_inmortal_oneDarkHunter99Awkward_Fiend 12 votes
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  • drimmalor
    drimmalor Member Posts: 909
    edited February 2020
    Legion (Frank/Joey)

    I feel like marrying Legion would at least feel normal, since they're essentially normal people with a knife. Frank is my preference - I like his varsity jacket.

  • ABannedCat
    ABannedCat Member Posts: 2,529
    Nurse, Huntress, or Pig

    Nurse.

    She already has wedding dress cosmetics! If that isn't wife-material, then I don't know!

  • anonymous31337
    anonymous31337 Member Posts: 192
    Legion (Susie/Julie)

    Can I marry both?

  • Tingly4Trapper
    Tingly4Trapper Member Posts: 53
    edited February 2020
    Trapper, Wraith, or Hillbilly
    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/1060255#Comment_1060255

    @anonymous31337 100% yes

  • JnnsMu
    JnnsMu Member Posts: 251
    Legion (Susie/Julie)

    Susie is cute. She's a little aggressive and deranged but that's nothing compared to the physical and mental afflictions of most other killers and it might actually be a little exciting.

  • TunnelVision
    TunnelVision Member Posts: 1,375
    Spirit or Plague

    just imagine the positions Spirit could get in!

  • dfrenchiee
    dfrenchiee Member Posts: 334
    Nurse, Huntress, or Pig

    Nurse. She is perfect wife material! 😳

  • danielbird11
    danielbird11 Member Posts: 150
    Spirit or Plague

    Spirit is bae lol.

  • Awakey
    Awakey Member Posts: 3,145
    Just send me to the trials, please
    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/1060360#Comment_1060360

    This is going on r/cursedcomments.

  • White_Owl
    White_Owl Member Posts: 3,786
    Nurse, Huntress, or Pig

    In the whole bunch, Amanda is probably the most normal one. Just gotta be careful when she prepares breakfast in the morning.

  • Dr_Loomis
    Dr_Loomis Member Posts: 3,703
    Nightmare, Cannibal, or Clown

    Cannibal.

    At least he can cook.

  • RobMeister88
    RobMeister88 Member Posts: 351
    Nurse, Huntress, or Pig

    Huntress or Plague, tall girls are the best.

  • Yung_Slug
    Yung_Slug Member Posts: 2,238
    Legion (Susie/Julie)

    Tough choice.

    I feel bad for Rin, but... I don't think I can deal with the fact that she's all cut up.

    Amanda would probably smell really bad from wearing that pig mask all the time.

    Sally, maybe, but I don't want Philip to use my spine as a weapon.

    I think I'll stick with Susie. Susie/Julie are the most normal ones, though I'm pretty sure Julie's taken.


    If I was into men it would be Myers all the way.

  • Stefan_Paraschiv
    Stefan_Paraschiv Member Posts: 6
    Spirit or Plague

    I love Spirit xDD i mean the basic outfit

  • CLAUDETTEINABUSH
    CLAUDETTEINABUSH Member Posts: 2,210
    Shape or Doctor

    Myers obviously the only answer. With that booty I don't care if he keeps his mask or not in bed 😈

  • DetailedDetriment
    DetailedDetriment Member Posts: 2,632
    Legion (Susie/Julie)
    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/1060360#Comment_1060360

    Taking things fast, eh?

  • MrsGhostface
    MrsGhostface Member Posts: 987
    Ghostface or Oni

    I already am

  • Tingly4Trapper
    Tingly4Trapper Member Posts: 53
    edited February 2020
    Trapper, Wraith, or Hillbilly
    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/1060398#Comment_1060398

    When you’re supposed to be a big scary killer but everyone just wants to f* you. uwu

  • Tingly4Trapper
    Tingly4Trapper Member Posts: 53
    edited February 2020
    Trapper, Wraith, or Hillbilly

    @WRussoW also you’re so right! How could I forget the demogorgon? O: He’s quite the chatter box after all, I’m sure he’d make a great husband! Dang it

  • TheRockstarKnight
    TheRockstarKnight Member Posts: 2,171
    Just send me to the trials, please

    I just don't really think of any of the Killer cast that way.

    Like, sure Susie and Wraith are cute, but they're like, puppy cute. At least to me.

  • TheRockstarKnight
    TheRockstarKnight Member Posts: 2,171
    Just send me to the trials, please

    I just don't really think of any of the Killer cast that way.

    Like, sure Susie and Wraith are cute, but they're like, puppy cute. At least to me.

  • Rareware0192
    Rareware0192 Member Posts: 361
    Shape or Doctor

    Myers or Frank can get it.

  • Walker_of_the_fog_96
    Walker_of_the_fog_96 Member Posts: 1,238
    Other

    Demogorgon,It seems to be a creature that instills respect and I think it would keep me well fed by things that I don't really like. (people, how disgusting🤮 )

  • MegaWaffle
    MegaWaffle Member Posts: 4,172
    Shape or Doctor

    *Marriage Intensifies!*

  • Acesthetiic
    Acesthetiic Member Posts: 1,077
    Other

    HAGGGGHH

  • Liruliniel
    Liruliniel Member Posts: 3,047
    Just send me to the trials, please

    Why one when I can have them all <3

  • Hecking_Idiot
    Hecking_Idiot Member Posts: 15
    Shape or Doctor

    Daddy Myers, duh. He’s so cute and emotionless! You can give him all your love and affection, never expecting anything back. He will always be there for you, because he’ll be stalking you 24/7. And, you can hug him, and squeeze him, and read to him, and play DBD together, sit around and just look at him, and best of all he will never want to have sex because he is probably sexually attracted to killing. 🥰

  • then4321
    then4321 Member Posts: 234
    Nurse, Huntress, or Pig

    Amanda

  • Oshi
    Oshi Member Posts: 306
    Other

    Nea

  • Spectre13
    Spectre13 Member Posts: 179
    edited March 2020
    Nurse, Huntress, or Pig

    First pick would be Huntress. Hopefully I could tame her a bit and make her a little civilized. Be like the whole Tarzan and Jane except it would be David King and Huntress. If she could learn to bathe I'm sure things would be amazing. Perhaps even incredible Snu-Snu.

    If not I'll choose Pig. She's most normal human after all and has issues. But she is kinda cute with a good bod. Would take some kinks to work out but she is loyal so that's a plus and I'm sure she'd love someone to try out some of her more kinkier traps on.

  • Adeloo
    Adeloo Member Posts: 1,448
    Legion (Frank/Joey)

    Legion because they are around my age.

    As for choosing which one, i choose not to choose and marry all of them <3

  • HazDaBoi
    HazDaBoi Member Posts: 70
    Spirit or Plague

    Spirit for me

  • RussianSpyPigeon
    RussianSpyPigeon Member Posts: 83
    Legion (Susie/Julie)

    Susie without a doubt.

  • nationsdarkpast
    nationsdarkpast Member Posts: 4
    Ghostface or Oni

    Ghostface is daddy change my mind.

    Also Julie/Joey or Spirit<3 (I hate her in game but my weeb ass loves schoolgirls)

  • Godot
    Godot Member Posts: 806
    Legion (Susie/Julie)

    uwu

  • toxicmegg
    toxicmegg Member Posts: 662
    Legion (Frank/Joey)

    or ghostface

  • Seiko300
    Seiko300 Member Posts: 1,862
    edited March 2020
    Nurse, Huntress, or Pig

    Might be into that 6ft+ Russian woman thing tho...

    I get the feeling Huntress might be hiding more than she lets on beneath that sweater and skirt.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    ..Susie = close second though, might be into some kinky stuff considering the crowd she hangs around.. Also can't get over the fact she frequently puts her hands behind her back and lifts her leg a little bit lol

  • Todgeweiht
    Todgeweiht Member Posts: 3,666
    Nurse, Huntress, or Pig

    Nurse, but pre-hospital nurse, Sally needed some love that she never got and went crazy.

  • Owlzey
    Owlzey Member Posts: 442
    edited March 2020
    Shape or Doctor

    D a d d y M y e r s

  • Plaquer
    Plaquer Member Posts: 197
    Legion (Susie/Julie)

    Susie and Julie are the least threatening imo, they were easily manipulated by Frank, Susie literally joined the gang out of peer pressure. Plus I think they're the cutest female killers (Bubba and Myers are cuter tho)

  • GrootDude
    GrootDude Member Posts: 14,110
    Ghostface or Oni

    Ghost face

  • Human_Giraffe
    Human_Giraffe Member Posts: 123

    Freddy all the way, then I could be his partner in crime and we could both be killers and I could have a little bejeweled glove like the one from AHS hotel that Lady Gaga wore.

  • MegMain98
    MegMain98 Member Posts: 2,916
    Spirit or Plague

    Can I make it a three-way with Spirit and Vommy Mommy?

  • alaenyia
    alaenyia Member Posts: 650
    Shape or Doctor

    Myers all the way

    He's quiet

    Tall, dark and (maybe handsome)

    He has good posture

    He probably has a job, at least he wears a gas station uniform