Can y’all stop giving David the ugliest possible cosmetics?
Like seriously what even is this?? What is that facial hair? Why does it look like he’s wearing a bald cap? What’s with the giant gash on his forehead and black eye? Plus the torso itself looks like an exact copy of his unconquered one but with orange goo.... sooo boring. Like I thought the Greek head was bad but this one takes the cake... please stop doing him so dirty
- A disappointed David Main.
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Lol. Someone got whooped by the ugly stick this time.
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I like dirt. Im getting dirty Yui's face. BTW, add helmet for her. She has everything but helmet.
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The new Hercules skin is the first skin in years that added a new full beard for David. I had been rocking his default beard for so long simply because all his other heads look like crud to me.
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I actually like this one
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Psh, that's the best cosmetic of the bunch.
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Honestly I prefer David's default cosmetic to almost anything with the exception of the Day of the Dead. Also because I'm personally rarely ever a fan of beards
Personally I can only think of like three good store David face cosmetics
Slicked Hair & Beard
Culture Shock
Matinee Idol
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I use to use that one now I use this one
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Yes his debt collector head was the last good one he got...
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Oh my ######### god, that's ######### hilarious LMFAO. They massacred my boy, even though he was already butt ugly.
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@GoodBoyKaru What do you think of this #########?
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Honestly all of the leaked cosmetics are hideous.
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This is like a dbd cosmetic version of "the room, by Tommy Wiseau" it's so bad it's good.
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I did not know about this cosmetic til I opened the thread. This was my exact response irl.
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Only reason why I like this only leaked cosmetic......tis a fine mustache.
Also looks like Robotnik so prepare for memes.
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Oh I ######### hate it but unless the trousers and shirt are free I'll gave to own it to be able to say I've git every very rare David shirt...
It's annoying but at least I have bearded David still <3
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I mean, making cosmetics for a person that's already butt ugly is bound to be ugly too
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Take that back.
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Not true, Feng's Demon Slayer Rift outfit was cool.
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He has a ugly personallity too, no wonder his girlfriend left him
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Damn ur pfp fits because u sound just as edgy as Frank
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Lol nice
I only bait people cause i crave human interaction
#thatssodeep
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I'll be honest, this feels a little like a common artists problem. you know, when you just cant draw/sculpt something (hair, HANDS) and you just hide them somehow?
it feels as if the process for this was:
Okay, let's make him look steampunkish. *looks up victorian haircuts* *tries to sculpt* *tries to sculpt* *tries to sculpt* (2000 years later) *tries to scu-* ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff *makes him bald*
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It's still better than Meg's face.
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that ‘stache is trash
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they should’ve given him duck lips in this pic ‘cause the angle of his head and that gaze in his eyes makes him look like he’s trying to woo a bae
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DavidMainBigBrain
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You just know there's at least 2 distinct groups who make cosmetics, because on the one hand you have hair with physics and great style like Kate's latest set, or that actually looks like proper hair with excellent facial hair detail like oktoberfest Felix.
Then you have the B team who smacks a playdough sausage on David's face and calls it a moustache.
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For real.. sometimes I’m super impressed with what they come up with. Other times I’m just left wondering what was going thru their head while designing it... like now
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Oh my god you not just say that.
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It makes me think of little Jason that drowned in the lake. I guess we finally get Friday the 13th!! ❤️
(where did this photo come from..Id like to see more...)
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I mean I personally don't mind, I do kinda like it, but I bet it will become a meme, Doctor Egg-David. THere we go a meme is born
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the bottom half don't look to bad just the head.
I'm sure were still see people use it tho.
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I honestly love this cosmetic, it looks like Dr Eggman 😂
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