Hit me with some DbD Pickup lines

RuneStarr
RuneStarr Member Posts: 850
in Off-topic

-Are you a pallet? Because you are stunning

-You must be a nurse main, cuz you take my breath away

-Are you a closet? Cuz I want to be in you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hit me with what you got, the cheesier the better imo.

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  • Dragonredking
    Dragonredking Member Posts: 874

    Are you a generator? Because I can't stand when over people touches you

  • weirdkid5
    weirdkid5 Member Posts: 2,144
    edited June 2018

    Are you a basement? Cause you make me wanna HOOK up, bae

  • SNTD
    SNTD Member Posts: 84

    I want to body block you all the time

  • hMM
    hMM Member Posts: 121

    Are you a chainsaw? 'Cause i wanna swing you all around

  • Beverly
    Beverly Member Posts: 184

    You running blood warden? Because I'm not leaving you anytime soon!

  • Jack11803
    Jack11803 Member Posts: 3,930

    Are you a Nea main? Because I’m evading you. Seriously get away, you hit too many ugly tree branches.

  • Jack11803
    Jack11803 Member Posts: 3,930
    edited June 2018

    Okay for real this time. Are you a Nea main? Because I wanna have a LANDING on that!

  • RuneStarr
    RuneStarr Member Posts: 850

    @Taretsu said:
    You are my obssesion because you landed a decisive strike on my heart.

    I'll never be a Sole Survivor with you by my side

  • deadwolfwalking
    deadwolfwalking Member Posts: 624

    let me show you where i wanna place my hex totem.... :D

  • Taretsu
    Taretsu Member Posts: 46

    @RuneStarr said:

    @Taretsu said:
    You are my obssesion because you landed a decisive strike on my heart.

    I'll never be a Sole Survivor with you by my side

    awwww!! I want you to hold me with Iron Grasp and make the world be Left Behind...

  • Pharmacy
    Pharmacy Member Posts: 29

    Can you come help me take care of my Slippery Meat? I'm too Open Handed.

  • Jack11803
    Jack11803 Member Posts: 3,930

    Can I be your leader? I wanna prove thyself while we bond tonight.

  • Lomino
    Lomino Member Posts: 1
    edited June 2018

    are you sprint burst? cause i want you ;)

  • foxofthestars
    foxofthestars Member Posts: 157

    These are not my own but was sent to me in Xbox messaging ;
    Girl are you a Leatherface main, cause i'm hooked and can't stop staring at you!
    Call me a camper cause ive got my eyes on you
    Wanna BBQ And chill?

  • Bayside
    Bayside Member Posts: 40

    "Girl are you Freddy Kreuger? Because you look like you got rammed quite a few times."

  • FIEND8LOODED
    FIEND8LOODED Member Posts: 336
    edited June 2018

    Are you The Doctor? Because you make me scream~ (yes I know it's bordering on killer but like, that's literally the game, okay?)

  • Krueger1428
    Krueger1428 Member Posts: 76
    Hey baby! Are you a totem?

    Cause I really enjoy the Thrill of the Hunt.
  • Mc_Harty
    Mc_Harty Member Posts: 3,293
    edited June 2018

    Is this a dream? Cause baby, you're my Nightmare.

    ... wait...

  • Krueger1428
    Krueger1428 Member Posts: 76
    When a date doesn't go well, I sprint burst home and use self-care on my slippery meat.
  • ItsDaEmuDood
    ItsDaEmuDood Member Posts: 192

    Are you the basement girl? Because once I go in, there's only one way out.

  • ItsDaEmuDood
    ItsDaEmuDood Member Posts: 192

    Are you the Obsession? Because I like to Play With My Food.

  • HeroLives
    HeroLives Member Posts: 1,985
    Hey survivor is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • HeroLives
    HeroLives Member Posts: 1,985
    Hey survivor are you the last one left Bc I want you in my hatch. 
  • RogueGoddess
    RogueGoddess Member Posts: 50

    Hmm, I see you're down, survivor. Down to [censored].

    TMW you down a survivor and secretly say to yourself:
    If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me? -insert doctor laugh here-

  • RuneStarr
    RuneStarr Member Posts: 850

    Your liver isn't the only thing I'll eat bby.
    -Hag