The Most Honest Nerf Thread
BHVR, I need to discuss what happened. I was playing a match and I lost. This is completely unacceptable. This is why your game is dying and has been on the verge of death every day since June 14, 2016!
It's obvious from my loss that (insert Killer/Survivor/Perk/Add-on) is completely OP and there are no counter strategies. The only reason why people say there are counter-strategies is because they are a (insert either Killer main or Survivor main) and they just want to keep their overpowered crutch. That's why I always win as (Killer/Survivor) while (Survivor/Killer) is so hard on the other side!
I know because I'm high MMR! No, I won't provide any footage of my matches because (my computer won't handle it/I don't want to download a program for it/I don't need to show anything). I lost! That is proof positive of terrible balancing!
Stop favoring (insert either Killer or Survivor)! Everyone knows you're (Killer sided/Survivor sided)! If you really want to please me, which you should because it's all about me fam, please make it so only positive effects from patches affect me and only negative effects affect my opponents.
Signed,
A completely impartial DbD player who plays both sides for certain.
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Wow, dude, I really dislike your opinion! Please uninstall and never return! I have ten morbillion hours in the game and know better than you!
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How do you know that?! I'm a top tier comp player with a gazillion hours! No, I won't provide any footage of games or tell you a single competition I was in but I am!
Ps, is a gazillion larger than ten morbillion? I'm not sure myself
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Bro you made my day, thank you hahahahahha
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June 14, 2016 was the release date. It's not dying, it was never dying and, as with most games, that hasn't prevented predictions of its imminent demise.
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You are welcome!
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Dude, not cool stealing my post framework. I guess I did leave it on an open googledoc, but how did you get the link? (All joking of course.)
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This made my day.
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Skill issue. Git good.
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actually this game has been dying since the creation of the UE4 project!
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My apologies for the theft; since this framework is used so much I thought it was an open secret.
Good to hear
You only say that because you're a filthy (Killer/Survivor) main!
It'll die any day now! Somebody said that it was dying online and the Internet is never wrong!
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This is so far the best thread we've seen XD
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Meta Forum post.
Easy W.
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this gotta be thread of the year so far
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The mods need to pin this threat, it's simply that great.
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It was a Unity game before going in Unreal Engine back in development
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PIN THIS
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THEY KEEP BUFFING SURVIVOR EVERY PATCH
UNFAIR DUDE
I KNOW IT'S UNRELATED TO THIS THREAD AND ALL BUT IM' PISSED OFF
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Buff myside RIGHT NOW!! Or I'm uninstalling!!!
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At my MMR on my server at the time of day I play at my GPS coordinates, you get a real idea of where this game's balance is. And let me tell you, it is GEN RUSH and SWF sided. If you are winning most of your killer games, you are low MMR, only play against solo queue players, never play against SWF, or play on an easy server. If you lose most of your games, it's a mathematical certainty you're high MMR and know how it really is for killers.
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