Very serious and important question about killers!
Marry, f###, kill.
Who? Can be multiple answers.
Marry: Plague and Huntress (both are caring in their own way)
F: Spirit, Artist and, probably, Merchant (they are hot, Plague too, but she's in "marry")
Kill: Legion (hate annoying kids)
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I was expecting a hate post but I'm surprised
Mary I hate to say it but dull merchant, she is probably the most likely person to be realavite normal person she just kills for business positions and has daddy issues
F. Huntress or Amanda/pig maybe spirit
Kill hag. Canabalism is a no go.
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You don't like granny for eating people, but forgot about Bubba?
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Yes but I like Bubba just not that way
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Surprisingly not the weirdest question I was asked today.
Marry: Hag I need someone to take care of me for a change.
F: Artist, Spirit, and SM AT DA SAME DAMN TIME.
Kill: THE REST + NEA
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I would not marry the Hag. I'd feel trapped.
I'd marry the Huntress as she's big into family.
I'd ######### the skull merchant, artist, plague, nurse, or spirit.
I'd kill the pig because she's too mean and untrustworthy.
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M: Wesker/Wraith - I feel like they would treat you well if they were fond of you.
F: Oni/Deathslinger/Trickster - Covering all the bases.
K: Huntress/Freddy - I dislike that they harm children.
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Hmm
M: Wesker Or Ghosty. Problem with ghosty is that he would probably scare me everyday creeping around and stalking me in corners. Wesker would only have 7 minutes for me..
F: Trickster I mean..he's hot
K: Skullmerchant. For obvious reasons.
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Marry : I don't do romance, so none of them
F (once they've had a good shower) : Huntress, Pig, Ghostface, Artist, Wraith, PH, Myers, debatably the older two Legion members if they're of age
Kill : Probably Freddy and Wesker
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The + NEA killed me lmao 💀 facts though.
Marry: The Entity, Wesker and Trapper.
F: Ghostface, Meyers, Plague
Kill: Bubba, Freddy, Pig and Caleb.
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Marry: Spirit. Or maybe not. Don't know how old she was when she died.
F: Skull Merchant (can't deny she's a physically attractive woman)
K: Skull Merchant
Preferrably in that order.
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You'd cheat on poor Spirit ? :O
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She won't find out, he'll kill her lover afterwards. No other choice, wouldn't want upset spirit too, she is very shorttempered...
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Marry: artist bc shes not evil for the most part
kill: knight so I never have to deal with him again.
F: wesker. enough said.
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I was actually going to say that, it's been a day of strange type of questions
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Marry trapper. He’s always smiling :) and could hold me real tight after a long day.
F Minotaur oni. I do not think I need to elaborate.
kill the rest. I don’t care about the rest :)
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😕
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D'awwwwww
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Bet when you logged in and took a look around this was the last type of post you were expecting to see!
I certainly was!
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Hey, I said I don't know how old she was back then. Better to play it safe.
Maybe I should've seen this through and put marriage last. 😂
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Ooo i like these questions. Marry artist shes fine as hell
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She'd still be angry, though 😊
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Marry: Wraith or Trapper (ODDFELLOWS has rotted my brain) or maybe Joey.
#########: Pyramid Head (need I elaborate) or Legion- specifically Frank.
Kill: Anyone else 🕳️👩🏻🦯
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Kill: Trapper
Murder: Wraith
Put Down: Hillbilly
Bisect: Hag
Strangle: Nurse
Short Circuit: Doctor
Hack: Huntress
Poison: Clown
Banish: Spirit
Shank: Legion
Burn: Plague
Pulverise: Oni
Skewer: Deathslinger
Run Over: Blight
Eviscerate: Twins
Erase: Artist
Purify: Dredge
Duel: Knight
Club to Death: Trickster
Camp to Death: Skull Merchant
Cancel: All Licenced Characters
Fck: N/A
Marry: N/A
They're all murderous psychopaths. I'm going to get off that stupid dating island and get back to my girlfriend.
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Marry: Huntress, Oni
F: Trickster, Skull Merchant
Kill: Freddy
Adopt: Demogorgon
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Just cross your fingers she won't appear in next chapter 😉
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I'm not really surprised by anything anymore lol
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Shock passed, yet you didn't honor us with answer on this serous matter. We're waiting 😉
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Marry : The Pig
F : Skull Merchant, Spirit, Artist
Kill : The Blight
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This is a sign to make more coffee.
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Or possibly something a tad bit stronger...
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Yasssssssss
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Strong is good, yes. I'll take stronger.
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Ahh, you are just preconcieved. You described average person after a hot saturday night.
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Im not sure if Im allowed to post shirtless killers drawings here...
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Same here, bro, just remembering crazy student times :)
Still, saturday nights still happen, they're just not as crazy anymore, all got families and "city miles" behind.
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Can't answer that question, but if it was up to me, I'd not even allow it, I'd encourage you.
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I actually cackled at this. 🤣🤣🤣
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I think the site blocked in my country, I cant see it.
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It’s a GIF of the Simpsons grandpa walking in, racking his hat, walking a circle, grabbing his hat and walking back out. 😂
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everyone's shirtless with a little imagination 👀
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Hag and Demo shirtless even without imagination.
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F: Pyramid Head, though he can keep the head on, don't need to see the nightmare inducing monstrosity it's most likely hiding.
M: Trapper, not like I would have a choice, he won't let me out of the basement.
K: Deathslinger, ######### that guy. Twins, put them out of their misery. Trickster, just spend an hour with him and tell me you don't wanna.
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I hope nobody here is into deflated swamp T D's 🤣
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Just popping in to keep an eye on the discussion here... 👀
and to second this comment; it is a day old, and still very accurate.
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Your coffee. Want in bed?
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