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1. Dr. Bright is not O5-█-J. No such position exists at this time.
2. Dr. Bright is not allowed to give SCP-239 a copy of any Harry Potter books.
   1. What did you do?
3. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-141 to give people parking tickets.
4. Dr. Bright is not allowed to send anything into the past, future, or to alternate dimensions.
5. Dr. Bright is not allowed to accuse people of being duplicates of himself with the intention of having them terminated, unless they actually are duplicates of himself.
   1. Dr. Clef is not allowed to convince people Dr. Bright is a copy of him.
6. Dr. Bright may not put "A cup of orgasm" from SCP-294 through SCP-914 on the Very Fine setting.
   1. Dr. Bright may not use SCP-294 to create a "cup of memetic orgasm" and use it on worldwide television.
   2. Dr. Bright is not permitted to use SCP-294 to create orgasms of any kind, memetic, sentient or otherwise.
   3. Given the results of requesting a cup of "Dear God No", Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to use SCP-294 directly or outside of approved testing.
   4. Given that he asked another staff member to request a "Cup of Explodium" from SCP-294 to "see what would happen", Dr. Bright is not allowed to ask other staff members to access SCPs for him, no matter how instructive, funny or helpful the results would be. The only exception to this is SCP-963.
7. Dr. Bright is not allowed to get on the PA system at site 19 and announce that he just won The GameYou know what, Dr. Bright is just never allowed on the PA system for any reason, ever.
8. Dr. Bright is not allowed to organize, authorize, or create in any form, a "Foundation Demolition Derby, starring SCPs 2383-J, 708, 666-J, 2558-J, 1543-J, 2041-J, 2103-J, 968, 462, 115, and 225 for the grand finale" No.. just no. Not even if you try to throw in 682 trying to disguise it as a termination attempt.
9. Dr. Bright is no longer allowed access to SCP-732 infected documents along with SCP-239. MTF-Lambda-2 has been dispatched to contain "Chowderclef".
10. Dr. Bright is not allowed to make, accept, or take a rake-off on, bets concerning XK-class End-of-the-World Scenarios.
11. Dr. Bright is not allowed to request access to all cubical SCPs to make a fort of any kind.
12. Dr. Bright is not allowed to order anyone to infiltrate the women's locker room.
13. Dr. Bright is not allowed to play "hot potato" with SCP-963.
14. Dr. Bright is not allowed to arrange, schedule, advertise, promote, or sell tickets to, "cage matches" between Able and SCP-682 any SCPs.
15. We don't care HOW many O5's agree to it and how many precedents there are, Dr Bright is not allowed a pet SCP.
16. Dr. Bright is not allowed to combine a cadaver infected with SCP-008 with SCP-217.
17. Dr.'s Bright and Clef are no longer allowed to engage in research any activity involving 40 gallons more than a pound any amount of superballs.
    1. Also, the aforementioned are not to convince blackmail compel D-Class personnel anybody into conducting such activities for them.
18. "Challenge Accepted" is not a valid excuse for anything.
19. Dr Bright is not allowed to lease out SCP-002, even especially if he includes the option to buy.
20. Dr. Bright is not allowed to dress up as Joseph Stalin and ambush Agent Strelnikov in the hallways.
    1. Actually, Dr. Bright shouldn't be allowed to dress up as any Communist dictator, there's no way it could end well.
21. Dr. Bright is not to be allowed access to the cafeteria menu more than a day in advance six hours in advance at all, nor is he to get anyone else to access it for him, directly or indirectly.
22. Dr. Bright is not allowed to introduce small children to the "the Giving Tree."
23. Dr. Bright is not allowed to 'borrow' SCP-159 for his office.
24. Dr. Bright is not allowed near any carbonated beverages while in possession of Mentos-branded mints. The last time that happened, he somehow managed to cause an earthquake in the East Coast of the United States. Dr. Bright is not allowed to claim responsibility for earthquakes and other natural disasters unless he is actually responsible for them.
25. Dr. Bright is not allowed to dare new personnel anyone to play 'peek-a-boo' with either SCP-569 or SCP-173.
26. When ordering things online, send them to PO Box ████ and not directly to Site 19. We've already had three postmen show up at the front door. (How did they even find us?) Dr. Bright is not to give directions to Site 19 to non-Foundation personnel.
27. Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to give navigational directions to Site 19 anywhere, even especially to Foundation personnel.
28. The SCP Foundation does not have any such position as "Chief Defenestrator".
    1. Wrong.
       1. Agent Clef is not allowed to create new positions.
29. Any proposed containment procedure that includes the phrase "Giant Robot" is to be automatically rejected.
30. Excessive force is not the same as the Force, therefore using it does not make Dr. Bright a Jedi.
31. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-914 to craft items from Team Fortress 2.
    1. Yes, a Medigun would be a useful tool for the Foundation medical staff. No, we are not going to waste any more SCP-500 attempting to make one, especially not after SCP-427.
    2. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-914 to craft items from Minecraft, either. Also, your "Diamond Pickaxe" has been confiscated.
32. Dr. Bright is not allowed to tell future hosts that "You are about to become very Bright".
    1. And he can't tell anyone that "Possession is nine-tenths of the law".
    2. Dr. Bright is not allowed to refer to D-class personnel as "extra lives".
33. Dr. Bright is not allowed to send SCP-1004 over an email message.
34. No matter the electricity savings, no product of SCP-158 is to be used for illumination.
35. SCP-001 is not Dr. Bright's penis.
    1. The hammer is not his penis.
    2. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use his genitals for construction purposes.
36. Dr. Bright possesses the ability of consciousness transfer and the artifact SCP-963. He does not possess any of the following:
    1. "laser" eyes.
    2. "laser" nostrils.
    3. "laser" [REDACTED].
    4. a Green Red ANY Lantern Ring.
    5. an "adamantium" skeleton.
    6. Anduril.
    7. Mjolnir.
    8. a map leading to "ALL OF THE NAZI GOLD".
    9. the "Ancient" medallion.
    10. a copy of the Necronomicon.
        1. A King James version of the Necronomicon.
    11. cybernetic implants of any kind.
    12. the "Dragonzord". I don't care how you did it, put it BACK.
    13. the 7th Element of Harmony.
    14. infallible "gaydar".
    15. infallible "jewdar".
    16. the touch.
    17. the power.
    18. the "secret"
    19. telepathy.
    20. telekinesis.
    21. the original filming model of any fictional spacecraft.
    22. 1337 H4x00r sKi11z.
    23. the 6th sense.
    24. The ability to distinguish between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
37. If Dr. Bright's current form is sighted near an armory without express permission, initiate Evacuation Procedure ███-██.
38. Dr. Bright is not allowed to test SCP-826 with his self-authored comic book entitled "Dr. Bright and the 79 Virgins" Playboy magazines anything.
39. #%^&@Dr. Bright iz a genius! Second best only to meh! he & I are buds lolz!#$%^
    1. Dr. Bright is not allowed to give SCP-732 access to this document.
       1. Dr. Bright is not allowed to give any SCP access to this document without O5 approval.
40. We have never had a Jamaican Vacation Giveaway, Dr. Bright is not in charge of it, and SCP-342 is not the official Foundation Travel Voucher.
41. Dr. Bright is not allowed to challenge SCP-082 to a drinking contest. (Even if he's positive he can win.)
42. Dr. Bright is not allowed to convince other personnel that they are actually Dr. Bright.
43. Dr. Bright is not allowed to tell new D-Class personnel that SCP-439 has escaped into the barracks.
44. Dr. Bright is not allowed access to SCP-243 except under strict supervision. I think we all remember the great marital-aid migration of 2011.
45. Dr. Bright is not allowed to challenge Dr. Gerald to a race involving any sort of vehicle. Dr. Bright is not allowed to challenge Dr. Gerald to a race involving anything.
46. Dr. Bright is not allowed to access the IT department hotline access the IT department databaseaccess any networking equipment belonging to the IT department.
47. Dr. Bright is not to bring samples of SCP-1361 to Foundation potlucks, barbeques, or charity food drives.
48. SCP-963 is not a 'soul gem', and making a contract with Dr. Bright will not turn you into a 'magical girl'.
    1. Not even if he includes a 'magical girl outfit'.
49. SCP-137 is never to be used on sex toys.
    1. Under no circumstances is Dr. Bright allowed to expose SCP-137 to Warhammer 40K minifigures. Again. Not even in an attempt to terminate SCP-682.
    2. Or anything made by Wondertainment.
50. Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to produce, create or remind staff of "SCP Robot Wars".
51. Able is not Kratos.
52. Dr. Bright is not allowed to go trick-or-treating, ever.
53. Not allowed to have Able get into arguments with forum trolls.
54. Copies of SCP-1981 are not to be submitted to "America's Funniest Home Videos".
    1. Or posted on YouTube.
    2. Or on YouPorn.
    3. Or to Tosh.0.
55. Dr. Bright is not allowed to "Just Say No!" to O5 orders on the grounds that they are instances of SCP-5200-J.
56. Dr. Bright is also not allowed to refer to O5 Command MTF commanders the Janitor any Foundation personnel as "the cool kids".
57. Dr. Bright is not the "final boss" of anything.
58. Dr. Bright has not "won the internet" and is not authorized to declare that any other individual has done so.
    1. Nor is he allowed to claim or distribute instances of SCP-335 under said premise.
59. Dr. Bright is not to show junior staffers his 'cutie mark'.
    1. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-137 on any Hasbro product.
60. Dr. Bright is not allowed to "take SCP-1187 for a morning ride".
61. Dr. Bright is not allowed to submit any incident reports to the Darwin Awards. Not even if you are sure it would win.
62. Dr. Bright is not allowed to teach SCP-1370 to play multiplayer video games. It was not an improvement giving it the vocabulary of the average preteen ████ player, or introducing it to the concept of "teabagging."
63. The eye-pods do not need hats, bow ties or any other form of clothing.
64. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use expunged data in SCP reports as "mad-libs."
65. Robo-Dude is not a piece of the Broken God.
66. Dr. Bright is not allowed to create an anatomically-correct body pillow modeled after SCP-173, SCP-105, SCP-999-J, SCP-076-02, or Dr. Crow.
67. The following are not appropriate sources for D-class personnel:
    1. Temp agencies.
    2. Craigslist.
    3. Reality show talent pools.
    4. Jerry Springer tapings.
    5. "Orphans."
    6. "Urchins."
    7. "Ragamuffins."
    8. "Those sons of bitches who scratched up my paint job at the car wash."
    9. Ex-girlfriends.
    10. Ex-boyfriends.
    11. Ex-partners of any gender variation whatsoever.
    12. Staff members' in-laws.
    13. Youtube comment threads.
    14. Forum trolls.
    15. Angsty teens.
    16. Bad applications to the SCP Foundation. Two exceptions have been made, but the rest are off limits.
    17. Occupy Wall Street.
    18. The Tea Party.
    19. The Green Party.
    20. The "Green" Party.
    21. The Gathering of the Juggalos.
        1. How the ######### do they work?
68. The following items are not SCPs:
    1. Rainbows.
    2. Double rainbows.
    3. "Rainbooms", whether sonic or otherwise.
    4. The tides.
    5. The Moon.
    6. "######### magnets".
    7. Rocks that skip three times before they go underwater.
    8. Soy cheese.
    9. Hippies.
    10. Hipsters.
    11. "MILFs."
    12. "G-MILFs."
    13. "GG-MILFs."
    14. "Actually funny SNL skits" As these do not exist, they cannot be SCPs.
    15. Anyone's breasts.
    16. People who can solve Rubik's Cubes (of any size).
    17. Shiny Any Pokemon.
69. Playing the song "Thriller" in the presence of SCP-008 victims is expressly forbidden.
    1. Letting out SCP-008 victims and punching them "to simulate Minecraft" is also forbidden.
70. SCP-682 does not have a Wondertainment logo stamped on its upper palate.
    1. or on its posterior.
    2. Pushing several agents in front of SCP-008 victims "to simulate Resident Evil" is not a valid excuse, either.
    3. Dr. Bright is no longer allowed near victims of SCP-008.
71. Anything involving the words "elephant sauce". Site 19 is still recovering from the last incident.
72. Filming, directing, or performing in celebrity sex tapes are not appropriate work assignments for Mr. Deeds.
73. SCP-682 will not be sated by the ritual sacrifice of a virgin.
74. Dr. Bright is no longer invited to the Annual Foundation Holiday Party.
    1. Dr. Bright is not allowed to host his own Foundation Holiday Party.
    2. The Foundation Holiday Party is cancelled indefinitely.
75. SCP-173 is not a babysitter. Having SCP-173 play 'Where's the baby?' is downright cruel. Not, as Dr. Bright claims, '[EXPLETIVE] hilarious.'
76. "Yo mama" is not "so ugly SCP-096 didn't look at her."
77. The Serpent's Hand is not a synonym for masturbation.
78. The foundation has no Mobile Task Force dedicated to the capture and containment of forum trolls.
    1. Dr. Bright is not allowed to found a new Mobile Task Force dedicated to the capture and containment of forum trolls.
79. "Why not?" is not considered authorization for SCP cross-testing.
80. The Realdoll™ Dr. Bright purchased does not have security clearance for anything.
    1. Not even if it writes reports better than Dr. Kondraki.
81. SCP-1916 only works if administered orally. We know this. There is no reason to test further, Dr. Bright.
82. Dr. Bright is not allowed to stick refrigerator magnets to Foundation equipment SCP-914 SCP-882 SCP-217 victims piece of the Broken God Any magnetic objects within Foundation control.
83. Dr. Bright is not allowed to write a SCP-582 account in order to deal with junior staff members who get on his nerves.
84. The Chaos Insurgency has no interest in "summoning Daemons to the material universe to serve the Ruinous Powers of Chaos" and therefore, Dr. Bright is not permitted to inform new researchers otherwise.
85. Dr. Bright does not remind anyone of "the babe with the power of voodoo", and is not allowed to tell anyone else that they remind him of same.
86. Dr. Bright may not attempt to neutralize SCP-682 using "the Power of Friendship", "the Power of Love", or any other sort of "Power" which has not been proven to actually exist.
87. Dr. Bright is not allowed to claim he "has been trained to conquer galaxies".
88. The answer to a containment breach is never to "recruit a team of teenagers with attitude".
    1. Or to "send five rings to five special young people".
    2. Or to ask junior staffers if they are "bad enough dudes" to contain the breach.
89. Putting an equine, no matter how small, through SCP-914 on very fine again is strictly forbidden.
    1. No you cannot keep it.
90. Dr. Bright should refrain from trying to convince SCP-237 to become a "Brony".
    1. Not even to improve his disposition.
    2. For that matter, trying to make SCP-042 a Brony will just make things worse.
91. SCP-963 is not a "Millennium" item.
92. Dr. Bright is not allowed to test internet "Creepypasta" rites using Class-D personal.
93. The platypus is not an SCP. No, really. No, not even an -EX.
94. Nobody ever refers to Dr. Bright as "Tim" and he is no longer allowed to introduce new personnel to SCP-524.
95. "I like a little junk in the trunk" is not valid authorization to feed SCP-1575-1 to an elephant.
96. Dr. Bright is, under no circumstances, to attempt possession of SCP-682.
97. "I touched SCP-1453 a lil' while ago" is not a valid excuse for any containment breach.
98. "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" does not imply that pants and undergarments are not required parts of the dress code.
    1. Doubly so, since, "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service," is not a part of any official foundation dress code.
99. Dr. Bright is not to use this list as a resume.
100. Dr. Bright shalt not may not begin his sentences with "Thou shalt not", even especially in the presence of SCP-343.

I did everything I could

*REPAIRING NOISE INTENSIFIES*

I'll start posting random SCPs

Item #: SCP-008

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-008 samples have been deemed Class V extreme biological hazards, and all related protocols apply. Incineration and irradiation measures will be deployed in the event of political or military action which may result in the facility being dismantled; a power failure; or zero communications from operatives or outside channels during any given eight hour period.

The quarantine period for operatives leaving the facility is four months. If a breach has occurred, incineration and irradiation measures shall be deployed. It should be the policy of all G2 sites to not prepare an evacuation procedure.

Description: SCP-008 is a complex prion, samples of which are stored in each of the known G2 sites. Research into SCP-008 is highly classified and primarily aimed at preventing research which may lead to the synthesis of SCP-008 in the distant future. Traits of the SCP-008 prion include:

• 100% infectiousness.
• 100% lethality.
• Transmission through exposed mucous membranes and all bodily fluids.
• Not airborne or waterborne.

Symptoms of infection with SCP-008 manifest no more than three hours after exposure, and include:

• Flu-like symptoms with high fever, plus severe dementia in later stages.
• Coma onset approximately 20 hours after first symptoms appear and 12 hours after noticeable dementia. Coma onset will be considered onset of death.
• A period of sporadic cellular necrosis occurs which comes to resemble gangrene. Surviving tissue assumes its original function and is highly resilient.
• Red blood cells greatly increase oxygen storage capacity, resulting in slower blood flow and increased muscle endurance and strength.
• Nervous and muscular systems are unaffected by total organ failure for several hours.
• Metabolism may decrease to extremely low levels, allowing subject to survive for over 10 years without nutrition.
• High blood viscosity results in negligible blood flow from gunshot, puncture, and slashing injuries.
• Conditioned behavior, motor controls, and instinctive behavioral mechanisms are damaged, and cognitive abilities are severely ######### and erratic. Animals experience excessive brain necrosis and are inactive.
• Subject can adapt to its damaged nervous systems but is limited to basic physical activities, including standing up, balancing on two legs, walking, biting, grabbing, and crawling. Subject will energetically move towards sights, sounds, and smells it associates with living humans. Subject will attempt to ingest living humans if physical contact is made.
• Neutralizing fully-infected subjects requires significant cranial trauma.

There is strong evidence to suggest SCP-008 itself did not form naturally on Earth, since variants of similar complexity would have displaced much of the ecosystem. In 1959, a short collaborative effort with the USSR to locate G2 sites and eliminate SCP-008 was negotiated following their discovery. The status of SCP-008 in Russian custody since collaboration ended is unknown.

Addendum 008-1: SCP-500 has been found to be able to completely cure SCP-008 even in the advanced stages of the disease.

Item #: SCP-038

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedure: SCP-038 is to be watered twice per day via overhead mister. Should the mister break for any reason, attendants should water SCP-038 by hand until it has been fixed. Lighting is provided by computer-controlled lighting array. Attendants watering SCP-038 by hand and maintenance personnel fixing mister or lighting should wear hazmat suits to prevent accidental cloning.

Description: SCP-038 was found on an abandoned farm in █████████████, New York, in 19██. It was at first thought to be a common apple tree. However, upon closer inspection, it became apparent that SCP-038 was growing things other than apples and, in fact, other than fruit.

SCP-038 has the ability to clone any object that touches its bark. Objects begin growing almost instantaneously and reach maturity within a matter of minutes. A weight limit of 90.9 kg (200 lb) per object has been previously recorded. Objects that SCP-038 has thus far cloned include: apples, oranges, watermelons, eggplants, candy bars, snack foods (See Addendum #1), televisions, toasters, laptops, keys (See Addendum #2), chairs, wine, DVDs, CDs (See Addendum #3), cats, dogs, and people.

Human and animal cloning through SCP-038 is not recommended, as they appear to age quickly. The majority of these clones live, on average, two (2) weeks. After thorough examination of the deceased clones, it has been determined that they had begun to ferment before death.

Object is currently held on Site-23 and there are currently no plans to move it.

Addendum #1: Dr. Klein has requested that personnel discontinue the cloning of items from the vending machines. (See Document #338-1)

Addendum #2: Dr. Klein has requested that personnel discontinue the cloning of personal items. (See Document #338-1)

Addendum #3: Dr. Klein has requested that personnel discontinue the cloning of movies and music. (See Document #338-1)

Addendum #4: Dr. Klein has requested that personnel discontinue the cloning of cans of Miller, Budweiser, and Foster's. Dr. Klein has furthermore expressed customary disapproval of the quality of such cloned items. (See Document #338-1b)

Document #338-1: "I would like to remind all personnel that SCP-038 is not, I repeat, not a toy. It should not be used for cloning car keys, movies, music, or items from the vending machines. If this behavior continues I will be forced to limit access to SCP-038.

- Dr. Klein"

Document #338-2: It has been noted that SCP-038 is able to clone SCP-500 — however, such pills only work 30% of the time, with chance of successful healing dropping as time since cloned increases. In 60% of the cases where the infection is permanent, symptoms of infection remain, though further infection is neutralized.

SCP-038 Partial Testing Log - select experiments only

For full test records and reports, contact affiliated researchers for authorization

Date: 11/08/████

Intent: Confirmation of mass limit: investigation into consequences of exceeding limit.

Summary of test results: 400 pound steel ingot made contact with the outer bark of SCP-038. Chamber vacated as a precaution. Cloned ingot grew at typical speed, but growth halted abruptly short of completion. Examination of the end of the aborted facsimile revealed a rough texture superficially resembling miniature-scale tree bark. Item detached from SCP-038 as typical, and was subsequently found to weigh 90.91 kilograms, or almost precisely 200 pounds.

Date: 11/08/████

Intent: Investigation into duplication of non-biological animate matter.

Summary of test results: SCP-173, deemed a suitable test subject because of its lack of verifiable life processes, introduced into containment chamber by Class-D personnel. Contact made with the outer bark of SCP-038, and SCP-173 returned immediately to containment. SCP-173 facsimile began development at typical speed, beginning at point of contact. As consistent with previous results, growth halted at the 200-pound threshold, in this case terminating development after replication of the head, right arm, and partial upper torso. Class-D test subject was ordered to break eye contact with clone. When test subject eventually blinked, no movement was observed in cloned material. Extinguishing and reestablishment of containment chamber light supply revealed no apparent reaction from cloned material. Experiment concluded. During storage of cloned portion of SCP-173, it was observed that the partial facsimile was in fact making violent gestures, at a dramatically slower rate. Movement was shown to continue regardless of state of observation.

Item #: SCP-076

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Containment Area 25b is to be located 200 m below sea level, tunneled out of solid bedrock in a seismologically stable area. Sole access to the containment facility is to be through a vertical elevator shaft separated every fifty (50) meters with a reinforced blast door, constructed of 20 cm thick material shielding. Elevator shaft shall be flooded with seawater when not in use.

Containment Area 25b is to be constructed with the following components:

• An Outer Security Perimeter against outside threats, staffed by security personnel trained in close quarters battle and counter-intrusion tactics.
• An Administrative and Support Area (ASA) consisting of support facilities and living quarters for on-site personnel.
• A Primary Containment Zone (PCZ), consisting of a 7 m cube encased in 1.5 m of reinforced material. PCZ is to be designed to be flooded and drained as needed, and should remain filled with seawater unless access to contents is required.
• A 150 m "killing corridor" which is to be the sole access to the PCZ from the ASA (including water, power, drainage, and ventilation lines). The walls and floor of the corridor are to be reinforced in a similar manner to the PCZ, with the addition of an electric deterrence system capable of delivering a 20,000 volt shock.

A security station located at the entrance to the killing corridor is to be staffed with no fewer than three (3) armed security personnel on watch at any one point in time. Armament is to include, but not be limited to, at least one (1) ███████ CIW system on a pintle mount with a clear line of sight down the corridor, with a plexiglass screen to protect the operator from thrown weapons.

In the event of a full breach, all on-site staff are to proceed immediately to the closest security station for weapons and armor distribution. Staff will remain at Alert Condition One until SCP-076-2 is confirmed neutralized. Should 90 minutes pass after declaration of full breach without a Stand Down order being given by Level 4 or higher personnel, Final Contingency Measures will be activated, flooding the entire facility in seawater and sealing off the access shaft for a minimum of 24 hours before retrieval is attempted. This will, by necessity, result in the deaths of all on-site staff.

Description: SCP-076 consists of two components: a stone cube (SCP-076-1) and a humanoid entity contained within (SCP-076-2).

SCP-076-1 is a 3 m cube made of black speckled metamorphic stone. All surfaces outside and within SCP-076-1 are covered in deeply engraved patterns corresponding to no known civilizations. Radioisotope analysis indicates that the object is approximately ten thousand (10,000) years old. A door is located on one side, sealed with a lock 0.5 m in width, surrounded by twenty (20) smaller locks in a circular pattern. As of yet, none of the keys have been found, making the door impossible to lock once closed.

Interior temperature is approximately 93 Kelvin, and cannot be altered by any means, internal or external. Directly in the center of the room is a 2.13 m tall stone coffin, held in place and sealed shut by several chains of unknown make and substance, which are attached to the inner corners of SCP-076-1.

SCP-076-2 resembles a lean Semitic human male in his late twenties. Hair is black, and eyes are gray, skin tone olive. Subject is 1.96 m in height and 81.65 kg in weight. Numerous tattoos depicting arcane and occult iconography are present all over the body (mostly in the form of leering demonic faces) and ranges from subtle to openly ostentatious. Subject, when encased inside SCP-076-1, is technically dead.

However, occasionally SCP-076-2 will awaken, effectively "reanimating", complete with all vital processes needed to sustain a living human being. Subject will then attempt to leave SCP-076-1. If successful, subject will enter a trance state and seek out the nearest human being, ignoring all other living things in the process. Upon coming into contact with living humans, SCP-076-2 will enter a rage state in which it attempts to engage and kill all human beings encountered. To date, only the subject's death has been shown to be effective in ending these rampages.

Terminating SCP-076-2 is often problematic due to its significant physical abilities. Subject has superhuman strength and speed, and although not invulnerable, has shown a remarkable ability to ignore pain and shock, pressing on despite what would be debilitating wounds in normal humans. Prior encounters have shown that SCP-076-2 has the ability to (among other things):

• Rip through a reinforced steel security door over the course of four (4) minutes of sustained assault.
• Clear over 64 m of distance in under three (3) seconds.
• Take multiple .50 caliber BMG rounds to the head and survive for several minutes to continue killing, despite severe damage to the cerebellum.
• Swat handgun and assault-rifle caliber bullets out of the air with a length of steel rebar.
• Survive for over one (1) hour deprived of oxygen before finally asphyxiating.
• SCP-076-2's most unusual ability, however, is its ability to apparently materialize bladed weapons out of nowhere. Slow-motion video footage reveals that the blades in question are actually pulled from a miniature dimensional rift described as a "small hole in space." Where this portal leads is unknown, as is how SCP-076-2 is capable of generating said rifts. Footage of the blades in question shows them to be made out of a completely non-reflective black material appearing as a "black void in space." As the blades rapidly vanish after leaving the subject's possession, no structural analysis is possible at this time.

SCP-076-2 has effectively been killed several times in various manners:

• Sustained fire from multiple heavy-caliber machine guns.
• Asphyxiation.
• Crushed beneath a 13.6 metric tonne piece of elevator equipment for use on SCP-076-1.
• Cremation through the use of a Thermate-TH3 grenade placed directly inside SCP-076-2's open chest cavity.
• During the worst breach to date, Containment Area-25 (which previously housed SCP-076) was forced to detonate its on site warhead as a last attempt to contain SCP-076-2 while it was attempting escape, resulting in total destruction of the site and all on-site personnel. SCP-076-1 survived.

Upon death, SCP-076-2's remains will putrefy rapidly, until reduced to dust. SCP-076-1 and the coffin within will then slam shut with great force, and the lock will rotate, sealing it shut. SCP-076-2 will then reform within the coffin, a process taking anywhere from six (6) hours to twenty-five (25) years.

What posthumous analysis of SCP-076-2 exists shows that it has a internal system highly different from our own, documented in [DATA EXPUNGED].

Additional: SCP-076 was found in ████████████, Mongolia, in 18██, by archaeologists from England. All members of the expedition were subsequently killed on the return voyage home. SCP-076 was recovered from the ship █████ ███████ by the ███████ Society (one of the organizations that later merged into the modern Global Occult Coalition) and placed on display in their Inner Sanctum.

SCP-076 remained in storage for ███████ (██) years, until SCP-076-2 became active and escaped on ██-██-████. The reason for SCP-076's activation is currently unknown, but it was at this point that the keys to the outer shell were lost. A massive manhunt, lasting over three (3) years and ████ ███████, took place until SCP-076-2 was incapacitated by ██████████ ███████, killing it and causing it to reform inside SCP-076-1, by then retrieved and secured by agents of the SCP Foundation.

Subject was in custody for three (3) more years, under constant supervision, and was terminated whenever it became active, although it occasionally was able to escape for short periods of time, often due to security breaches caused by attacks from other organizations. The Foundation's death toll due to this was [DATA EXPUNGED]

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After the last incident, the current procedures regarding SCP-076 were implemented, although they are upgraded regularly with the increase in technological standards.

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Hey, at least PS4 players don't have to suffer the camping apocalypse in Steam XD