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Video Proof: Hatch Stand-Off still exist!!!!
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It's not like there are generators or anything.
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Honestly that Nea was pretty stupid.
The second she realised the killer got to the hatch first she should have immediately ran to an exit gate.
Hell she could have even just went by the exit gate that was right by the hatch and waited until you went to go look at the other one
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That's gotta' be the shortest standoff I've ever seen. The hatch was immediately closed and the End Game started. What she should have done is gone to a gate, or if the killer decided not to close the hatch and wait there instead, powered some generators.
Oh wait, was it sarcasm? You win this round.
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What was that supposed to be?...
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Congrats on catching a survivor out in the open with 19% faster speed and a one hit down. Impressive.
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That's not a standoff.
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Such proof. Wow. Much exploit. Very abuse. Wow.
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Looks like someone forgot what the problem actually was. Because if that's what we call a hatch standoff now then hatch standoffs aren't so bad after all
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@NuclearBurrito @se05239 @AntiJelly @brokedownpalace
Congratulations all four of you win a big fat whoosh for not being able to notice the joke
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The hatch is balanced now. Get over it.
You guys had it your way for 2 years.
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Aari_Piggy66 got it 👍
seams these days making a joke it's really hard for people to understand 🤷♂️
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I'll be honest, I just looked at the thumbnail. Didn't even watch the video because I just didn't care.
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Those joke aren't really funny at all
Many people already complaining about new end game seriously
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Ok, so Noed needs to be changed to after completion of 5 generators besides exit gates powered. That way it will fit egc better
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I'm not sure how my comment makes it seem like I didn't get the joke.
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This discussion was already brought up with Adrenalin not activating when hatch is closed. No one wanted that change and therefor NOED should/needs to stay the same.
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Lmfao, that Nea was brain dead.
I had a game against a Spirit on (The Game) and when she killed my last teammate, I immediately knew she was going to the hatch to close it on me, so I decided to wait at a Exit Gate for her to close it so I could open the door and leave.
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@Aari_Piggy66 haha! You got me! Such a r/woosh moment!!
There was no indication that this was a joke. The fact that numerous survivors have been complaining about EGC gives more weight to the fact that this guy is probably being serious.
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Useless information you bring us. Once the hatch opened, the killer closed and killed the Nea.
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I can't tell if this is genuine or the op tried to make a joke
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If you honestly think that that was even close to being a joke, don’t quit your day job. You won’t last in the business. Your supposed play on words was piss poor at best.
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What?
That is not a hatch stand-off
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But this isn't BS.
This is "Wow. Really, Nea?"
There's 2 things about jokes btw, one of them is: A joke being funny is completely subjective.
And the other thing is: While they are subjective, a comedian not getting many laughs will generally have failed.
You made like 1 person laugh? Yeah, i'd say it's a failed joke.
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The thing about jokes is they're supposed to be funny. You missed that part.
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Nea played that poorly even with a gate near the hatch.
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When you want to bait the forums with a post but only have one video clip.
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This would be funny if you weren't a NOED gamer
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Looks like some people are a bit jumpy today.
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What does NOED have to do with it? Even without NOED he was dead.
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If a survivor in this situation complained I would laugh at them it was the nea own dsmn fault that she got caught.
As I've stated above the second she realised the killer would have reached the Hatch first she should have immediately just waited by exit
It was close enough to the hatch that it wouldn't have been The Killers main patrol target. He should have simply just waited until the killer started to leave and then open the exit
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Wow what a nice 30 minute standoff
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How was that a stand off? I don't get it?
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Hilarious. Not the original joke itself so much (that too), but the fact that many of us, including myself, are so up-in-arms about certain elements of the game, that we failed to recognize the GODDAMN OBVIOUS joke.
Makes me think.
(Thank you @Aari_Piggy66 for pointing it out, so I did not embarrass myself as my fellow salt golems.)
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Most of these posts are 55% point out how the survivor made a bad play 40% Point out that this is bait and 5% Confused about why people hate him for using NOED.
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And 0% actually mad at him for using NOED
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It's hard, you know, because of certain people in this forum that complain about vanities.
Not long ago, a person in this forum complained about being bullied as killer. As proof, that person uploaded a video to youtube and posted it here. Looking at the video, It was clear that nobody bullied him. He was playing against noobs that didn't play strategically and made careless moves. But he insisted, and stated that they hook rushied (which of course was toxic to him) and that they were doing this and that, and they were SWF so they deserved all what he did anyway. Well, he's not with us anymore, so to cut a long story short:
This forum. Strange people. Hence, you never know. gg for your "hatch standoff"
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Poe's law in action
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Would you care to share some facts?
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