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Boon: Winchester
Press and hold the Active Ability button on a Dull or Hex Totem to bless it and create a Boon Totem
Soft chimes ring out in a radius of 24 metres.
If all alive survivors remain within the totem's radius for 300 seconds and do not move, all generators immediately complete.

"Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

Give me The Tall Man from Phantasm or give me death.

If the teammates aren't picking up the downed Survivor, they're either on a gen or getting chased (and downed) by the Killer. Meanwhile, third teammate can go pick up the downed Survivor, but then they'd have to go pick up the other teammate who was just downed. Rinse and repeat for a dragged out match where Survivors can't do gens because they're too busy picking each other up, and they inevitably bleed out. That's the kind of behavior that needs to be addressed.

 In fact, survivors should be glad killers are slugging and not hooking, because hooks mean that you’re closer to dying. 

If you've been on the forums for any length of time, you would see that most Survivors would prefer dying quickly and moving on to the next match over lying on the ground for four minutes unable to do anything. That's part of why the Abandon feature was added (and the scenario where you get knocked down several times that allows you to abandon).

Except they can. Did they care about the whys of people letting go on hook before removing the 4% mechanic to force people to do their objective? Nope. Did they care about the whys of the DC epidemic before the recent 20 match degradation penslty to force people to do their objective? Nope. Did they care about the whys of the 3-gen-from-the-start strat before the 8 gen regression limit to force people to do their objective? Nope. Did they look into the whys of the last two survivors having to hide and outlast each other before the idle crows update that forces them to do their objective? Nope.

But yeah, I'm sure you're right that BHVR will address your issues and not just implement changes that force you to do your objective