Confession Thread
Confess your DBD sins here.
I'll start: I've been queue dodging solo survivors so I can beat up on SWFs as revenge for one team that humiliated me recently. They got three flashlight saves, it must have been a dozen pallet slams, two DS hits, multi-minute loops, and three (or was it four?) BT body blocks on me, and dead harded throughout. I'm new to Pig so it was painful trying to learn.
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i slugged a 4 man swf with nurse
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I enjoy posting on these forums way more than I should
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Base game sucks without an event.
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Hell hasith no sinners...
...Besides the fact that i killed all 4 survivors as pig and didn't let them boop my snoot,
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Forgive me Monto for I have sinned. It has been four devotion levels since my last confession.
In that time I have tunneled 1134 filthy survs, camped 4542 dirty survs, mori'd 159 rotten survs, smacked 11983 entitled survs, hooked 7760 toxic survs, and had my snoot touched in an impure fashion 5341 times.
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Forgiven. We all do it eventually. No penance.
Keep doing this sin. :)
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I tunnel like a demon sometimes. My express goal is to delete one player ASAP.
If you teabag me, not only will I camp you out, but I'll probably end up focusing on whatever survivor you played in the rest of my games for the day. Sorry not sorry.
I'm no longer going to bring streamers to matches because of how BM people have been during the Bloodhunt.
I don't mind giving people hatch/gate - but it's important to my own pride that they know I'm giving them hatch/gate.
I still miss way too many attacks after teleporting with Hag.
Sometimes I dread logging on in the mornings.
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One match i did not respect the kobe. As well as every other made up rule in the survivors rulebook for killers :p
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I have not played demo dog since he left despite owning the dlc
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Forgiven, but as penance you must play the next two matches without addons or offerings. If you don't the Entity will visit you a week from now, at night.
However I must say that the last Halloween event was pretty festive and very fun. It pulled me back into DBD.
Forgiven!
No sins detected so long as those camps were proxy camps and not face camps. You are doing it right and those are not rookie numbers.
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I die on hook playing survivor when it goes even slightly south because I want to get through tomes faster and get back to playing killer.
I'll also do it for no reason at all when I'm queued with a 3-man SWF just to make them miserable.
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I keep accidently finding spots that make traps literally invisible and abuse the ######### outta them
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If you continuously loop me, flick your flashlight at me or teabag at me, I am very likely to face camp you while also beating the ######### out of you and anybody who comes to rescue you.
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Not bringing out streamers is a grievous sin. You might as well do it just to benefit yourself if nothing else. Giving the hatch and expecting acknowledgement is natural, but it's also good manners on part of the survivors. No penances, but you really should use those streamers and work on the Hag game. She has very good potential and so do you.
As far as mornings go, you're right. Two years ago late nights were worse, but now it's definitely mornings.
Mentioning the "survivors rulebook" is banned in this thread! It hasn't gone through the proper channels yet but it's not allowed in this unholy place. As far as not respecting, you are forgiven. Play one match without addons or offerings for redemption. Map offerings are fine this time.
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I teabagged at a gate, felt bad, let the killer kill me.
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Video Tape with Rule Set No. 2 is fun. Doubly fun with Rancor for 2 easy kills
After facing a hacker I decided to give it a shot. I know an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, but some days just get to ya.
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I have sinned.
Shown mercy to survivors, even one that held god cursed flashlight.
Body blocked 2 man SWF inside room in Saloon and waited till not aware solo survivors open the gates. Released both 15 sec prior End Game Collapse, but they didn't make it to the gates in time.
I don't play by "Killer rules" or "Survivors rules", but rather just trying to have some fun.
Oh and I use Hex : VPN to prevent any unwanted disconnects.
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SWF that tea bagged and clicky clicky on each pallet, I let all 4 of them to bleed out from slugging
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I play Nemesis regularly
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I confess that even at nearly 300 hrs play I still sometimes die because I can't find the exit gate in time.
I confess that I have friends who teabag even though I hate it myself and don't do it.
I confess I am not a good survivor. I have suicide on hook on a several occasions because the killer found me in first minute and tunneled me and I just want to get out of the game.
I confess I used to hit players once on hook out of reflex before I learnt it was considered toxic.
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Feeling kinda bamboozled, not gonna lie
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How do you tell when a lobby is solo survivors? Teach me!
I play Agitation / Iron Grasp Basement builds and like it. No camping, tunneling, or slugging though. But people get mad at that perk setup.
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Don't worry, Demo is still my puppy, but Nemesis wants a little attention too
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I have bought the coomgorgon the day before it was gone from store. Certainly my biggest sin on dbd
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I typically main 110 speed killers, I tried bubba and found his chainsaw absolutely liberating and easy to mindgame with at loops due to my being accustomed to slower killers. I've been playing like a total ######### bag and loving it. My win condition is a 75% survivor disconnect rate.
I have ruined so many bloody party streamers this event.
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If I can't find a hook, it is likely I may let you bleed out. Sorry.
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I enjoy the forums more than I enjoy the game.
I had times where I have the game idle in the backround while I browse the forums.
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I played twins.
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As a Freddy when i wanted a relaxed game for once (before sbmm) got a bully 4 man swf.
Didn't bother when 3 gens were done within a few minutes and went afk in the basement.
Came back 10 minutes later and 2 were t bagging behind me, hit 1 and they ran of.
Another 10 minutes later (nope not joking) and now 3 were t bagging.
So i guessed they weren't in any hurry to get out as they still hadn't done the last gen.
So went beserk on them, didn't even bother to put my headphones on.
Downed all 4 of them and just let them bleed out on the floor.
They did the last gen when i went downing them, but that was to late.
Now they could wait 4 minutes on the floor to get out of the match 😂
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I like getting 4 man slugs with Nurse and Iri Tag Blight.
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I tunnel with Pyramid Head since it plays to the strength of the Killer.
I think it's perfectly fine to tunnel you if I catch you doing my totem.
I once caught a slugged Elodie on the hatch, picked her up, threw her down a bit away from it and then closed it in her face when she tried to crawl back to it. I was really mad that match.
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I once played légion for a daily, stumbled upon a toxic 4 man swf.
Left the worse for last and when that meg was downed i left her bleed out for 4 minutes, because i knew I'd be wasting their time. Just went to get a cup of coffee. Only got 3 bbq stacks. Not an ouce of remorse.
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I've been facecamped 4 times by the same player today after I got him comm-banned :(
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Forgivable- you already made amends. :)
Not a sin. You did the right thing. You are blameless, just living in a sick world.
Mercy is not a sin but using a VPN is. You must run killer as perkless for five matches.
A relatable sin. Recognition is enough for forgiveness.
...Forgiven. For penance, you must bring streamers if possible and let the last survivor in the next match go.
Forgiven on all counts. The last two are not as egregious as you think. The last is really just banter. Giving up an unwinnable match is,sadly, sometimes justified. Not an egregious sin unless you do it repeatedly.
And yet you've monetarily supported the devs. Your sin has been paid for.
Their disconnections are not your fault unless you face camped. There's nothing wrong with working over three or four survivors a game.
Forgiven, but next killer game you must let the first well mannered survivor get picked up.
Hmm.... I'm not sure how to evaluate this one. We'll have to do some soul searching.
Unforgivable offense. You must now play either Myers (not the beefy add on kind), Pig (boops mandatory), or Gordon for the next three matches or Billy for two.
Forgiven! You repaid the tea bagging, but if you feel that even one of them did not deserve it then you must repay the next survivors you play against by letting one go for each mistreated survivor.
Congratulations on spanking the turds.
Terrible. A sin too many of us indulge in. However you are... Forgiven. You should try to play a different killer, and for the sake of your own soul, try to go soft and give the survivors a good time instead.
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You were entitled to the hatch and to defend your totems. Well done!
However, tunneling with Pyramid Head is frustrating for many. I recommend just having a meme game every now and then if you don't already.
Toxic SWFs deserve to receive justice. You are essentially a paladin in the community. They could have brought No Mither or Unbreakable to prevent this, so the responsibility was on them. Congratulations on the coffee and bloodpoints, that's a good day.
....You played the same guy four times? From the community? After banning him? There's more to this story.
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Yeah, he had a bad game with Legion on Disturbed Ward. Inexperienced player, less than 200 hours. Bad map, bad Killer and all the other Survivors had over 2K hours.
He messaged my friend "You suck." My buddy said, "GG" Legion said, " You ######### *slur* mains"
My friend was playing Adam, you can guess the slur. I turned on my messages cause tbh, that made me upset. I asked him what his deal was, he said that he didn't like "those *slurs*"
I said, cool, how do you like a ban.
Anyway, it was funny the first two times. Then it wasn't cool. In hindsight, I really shouldn't have turned my messages back on, but, I feel justified in being upset.
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Hm. Well sorry you and friends had to put up with that. That's obviously worse than poor sportsmanship. It sounds like he took things personally since he kept doing it repeatedly. :(
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Today I suicided against a Ghostface because the reveal didn't work at all and it got me exposed. It's not the first time and it will not be the last. That ######### is too annoying.
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Serves them right!
I once had a Plague AFK all match, the other three 99'd all gens, but I had my Christmas Santa build: basically ace in the hole, Elodie's perk to get more things out of a box and all I did all game was putting the presents at the feet of Plague.
She came back at some point and these three were teabagging her, I was just coming with the last gift and she came after me 😭
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I t-bagged a twitch streamer who was on the hook right in front of me because I thought it was funny.
(I still laugh about it.)
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You can't give up! Everyone knows the Ghosties silhouette is wonky for all involved. If it's any consolation, I'm a Ghostie main and everyone else I know that runs him will let you go if you teabag or shake your head yes. I know a lot out there don't do it though you've just got to keep a stiff upper lip and a BNP.
Because it is funny. But not at confession! You owe him or her a subscribe.
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I used to tunnel off hook if i lost my ruin too early.
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It's very stressful, very understandable. Forgiven; no penance.
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Do the Survivors care if I am frustrated? Never....they reap the seeds they sow.
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I was a Trapper vs old Sabo squad in old Bloodlodge. Able to down all 4 of them because I had no hook available. I shook my head at them for 20sec. Then pick one up, step on my own trap, give them 1min to reset themselves and we started a normal match again.
I never care of kill, only seek to dominate survivors. I already won.
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I equipped VHS tape and rule set number 2 and then crouched infront of a box so the survivors that were unlucky and had their key in there were doomed from the start.
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NO. You can't keep getting away with it! Repent NOW.
A fine example. More killer beans should be like you.
That's kinda funny lol
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I have about 325,000 iridescent shards that I have not touched because I keep saving them like they are collectibles. Lmao
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I played nemesis over ph once.
This can not be forgiven.
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I play killer
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