New Hillbilly Cosmetic?

I know this will probably never be added to the game.. but please devs.. hear me out.. We need the hillbilly to have his chainsaw replaced with a Banjo.. Could you imagine!?! You start a trial and you just hear a banjo flying across the map.. And when he chainsaws- Banjos a survivor, he just beats them on the head! And you like the "dowing" sound that a broken guitar makes. Its just a wish that'll never be added.. BUT I CAN STILL DREAM