dirtsmell

"CURSE HIS SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL."

Had a fantastic match with a pig when the Boop Mask came out. One of my first matches after getting it on the saloon we got a pig - I was the only one with the mask. Piggy and I entered the saloon at the same time from opposite ends and a full on meet-cute moment where we both stopped and looked at each for a moment...…

It's easy enough to say, but in my practice I find, even if I'm staring directly at him he can mark me before I can snap him.... unless I'm not actually trying to look at him, then I snap him out. It's very frustrating. But we all have our "this one killer I dislike because reasons" killers.

Lol, I wanna play where you play then. I'd say out of ten matches, on average, probably a least four are ghostface. Which I hate because I find him buggy and dislike playing against him.

Are we talking about the same ghostface? I see him all the time. And I see his perk Thrilling Tremors all the time on all kinds of killers. And I see I'm All Ears fairly regularly too, though not as much as TT. (His last one I'll give you, I don't think I've ever seen it.)

The real question: what's everyone's bets for perks?

Eh. Take it however you want, my dude. It's not going to change the base problems the game has whether it's on or off.

As a killer, my only "win" condition is getting all four stacks of my BBQ. After that, whatever happens, happens. As a survivor it varies from my escape, to at least one person escaping if the killer was playing like an absolute jerk, to finishing my challenge if it's one of the really dumb ones (like the "finish three…

I wouldn't hold my breath for an explanation as to how it works. As I recall, it's been stated that if and when this system goes into effect they have no intention of telling us how it works because the instant they do, people will start finding ways to game it so they get to be matched up with who they want/who they think…

Nothing yet. I'm waiting to see how the shrine shakes out by the end. I really want Elodie's perks. Or, more specifically, one of her perks. Maybe two. ;p If they turn up in the shrine, I'll grab them and be happy and maybe buy a new killer. If they don't, I'll probably buy her and level her up for them.

I'm of two minds. In one: more would be fun, and helpful(!) on the really big maps, Ormond/RPD/etc. On the other: they are so useful as they are. Even if they aren't downing survivors left and right - which, can't be overstated that that's not actually their purpose anyway. They are time wasters for survivors, forcing them…

Mikey. Actually, I blame DBD entirely for the soft spot I've developed for him. The memes have made me love him.

When I'm feeling the need for BP fast - such as now when I'm trying to prestige my new main and love of my life Jill - I run WGLF and Prove Thyself. It feels like I'm a BP machine. I mean, no where near as good as just playing any killer ever, but better!

I'm getting it too. It's asking me to go online on XBOX.... while I'm already online.

I can forgive the chest since it looks just like the RE2 item box, but the animation is so dumb, agreed. 🤣

Some of you have never heard the stories of how protective of their characters Capcom is, and it shows. Look into the behind the scenes stuff of the RE live-action films and you'll see. Capcom was apparently very particular, especially early going, as to what their characters could/couldn't do, or what characters could or…

Just sent you a request on discord!

Technician. It was a trash tier perk before, it's a trash perk now. (Though useful for absolute beginners.)

Another one: Small Game, Inner Strength, Detective's Hunch, Distortion. Aka, the Totem Hunter. (Distortion can be switched out for anything, but I like it in case it's an aura totem like Undying or Retribution.)

Chest goblin. Plunderers/Ace in the Hole/Appraisal (which I don't actually have yet, but want desperately), and sometimes Pharmacy if I want to guarantee a least one med kit. I like my shiny shiny items that I'll almost never use because I just like having them in my inventory. Oh, forgot streetwise! To make said item last…

If just speaking about the characters themselves, not players: the last two female survivors Elodie and Zarina, and slightly less so Steve because of their god-awful screams. And I say this as someone who plays Zarina from time to time. Really BH, they do not need to be that loud, it's okay, we'll know they've been hooked,…

Pepperidge farms remembers. I also forgot Blight. Whatever. B because as you said, a lot of Tinkerer and goddamnit it I was almost finished with that gen, every time! Also, side note good post, my dude. I lol'd heartily.

S Tier is for the truly horrible. Freddie because, lol, FREDDIE. Legion because god is he boring. Run-stab-run-stab-run-stab, and don't get me started on that god awful map-wide killer instinct add-on. And good ol' ghostie because of how damn buggy and stupid snapping him out of power is. Also, he attracts above average…

On the flip, 6amish feels like a 180. Instant lobbies, matches generally better, survivors generally smarter than toast. It's wild.

Empathy or Bond or Aftercare, even Blood Pact in a pinch, are nice too. Too help in knowing where your teammates are when you/they aren't on a hook. I personally really like We'll Make It for that fast heal after unhooking, and then since it lasts so long you can milk that healing speed for a while as a bonus.

I was getting carried by the killer in a recent match and someone dropped the cracker in front of us... I got blinded, killer didn't. XD Even if they had, I wouldn't have been able to run anywhere. Good times.

Iron Will. And not even to try and be stealthy, although I do like that. I just prefer survivors to stfu. Especially the newer survivors who are all roughly louder than the other survivors put together. I can't stand the constant noise anymore! Secondary: Distortion. I just really love all the information it gives me and…

This truth. Healed me? Have a happy teabag, friendo.

I'll add you. Same username/gamertag.

Are you open to crossplay? I play quite a bit and I'm looking a team. No worries if you're not. But if so: EST is my zone and I usually play before or after work. Sometimes both, lol.

I'll switch survivors if I load into a lobby that's say: all megs, just to have fun. "My sisters!" so to speak. Or if it's a lobby of all male characters, I'll switch from my usual female main to the male of my choice to have "guy's night out." Again, just amusing myself in what can sometimes be a frustrating game. I…

Again, at the cost of 9 hooks tho. That... is a very, very expensive brand new part. And one survivor(s) will have to hold unto until that point. When it's completely useless. I mean, maybe, just maybe, a full 4-SWF squad could get some value out of it? But look at the bright side, if they're doing that - which is still a…

It says it right in the perk description. You can get a max of three tokens. Unless you mean total, rather than per hook. In which case... the max you can get is 27. But then you're by alone and good job, I guess? Enjoy death.

Wesker can definitely be worked with. We saw a "powered-down" version of him in the RE0 HD rerelease, remember. All he had there was his speed charge thing, and eye lasers (lol). So I feel there's potential. And as far as iconic RE villains - non-bio weapons - go, is there one bigger than Wesker? He was the big,…

Also, I swear I played it last night and no gens spawned on the top floor? I ran around four complete circles and didn't see any. Has any else experienced that? Or was I just really, really blind?

Distortion. I just love all the info it can give me about the killer and their build. BBQ, Nurse's Calling, Hex Undying, the ultra-rare Territorial Imperative that I am definitely never expecting... aura reading add-ons, even scratched mirror Meyers. I get a head's up on that before it bites me in the ass and I can plan…

One of my first games after the patch it was against a clown and at one point myself (a Feng), and another Feng were standing together behind a pillar on The Game. We were standing side-by-side, shoulder to shoulder. The Clown came around the pillar on the other Feng's side, swung, and hitboxes are so borked he hit ME on…

I recently had a day where I had multiple Midwich - Hag matches. Not all in a row, but close enough. Multiple brought moris. 🙃 Oh, and you've ever played Pig and had a survivor actually die to your trap, it was probably me. It is always the last box and it is always across the map from whichever box I just checked last.…

And my personal favs: Random totem and/or chest I wasn't expecting to get stuck on.

That is a lie and you know it. Employees have to design those costumes and make them. Unless you expect they're just working for free? However they get it to us - ie, making us pay for them, or giving them to us as freebies - they are absolutely costing Behavior via payroll if nothing else.

Even if I happen to be in the stream, at the right moment, not in a match and have the store open, I ain't getting one just for lack of being able to get the code in fast enough. Unless I can find a fog whisperer with <10 viewers.

RIP this console pleb. Typing in codes takes forever.

Doctor. Easy. I hate how he doesn't have to think/work to find a survivor, just hits a button instead. I have seen so many lose a survivor and just stop dead to hit their power to find them again. Not even trying to track. If I can't have him tho... Freddy, also easy. He's just so boring. The whole match is just how much…

First story is super old - from back before matches cancelled when a survivor didn't load in. So, only three of us loaded in, the other two DCed pretty quickly and I was just left to little ol' me and Trapper. I don't like DCing so I sighed, sucked it up, and dropped the first pallet I came to and starting hopping over it…