Mysterynovus

I'm ready for whatever limpdicked excuse BHVR will spew from their circus tent of a Twitter

Yeah, this game's MMR has me in a terrible spot for Killer. I'm competent at this game, but all of my matches as of late are against red grades with meta perks who know the game way better than me. :P

This fandom is horny enough as is, and you want vampires and werewolves added? :P

In the afternoon: 4-10 minutes Survivor, 4-15 minutes Killer At night: 8-20 minutes Survivor, 10-30 minutes Killer

Yeah, it always suck to be the unlucky one to be camped, especially when you were playing optimally prior to it. There really isn't much to be done as this falls under player behavior rather than game mechanic.

Jeff. I just wanna kick back with a few brewskis with him, listen to some metal, and run my fingers through his beard.

Who would have guessed that if you go into a match with items, addons, and perks focused on gens, you'll be able to do gens quicker? Truly a mystery. That and Red Forest is well-known for being Killer unfriendly and taking forever to find someone.

8 out of 9 matches you got 3K to 4K, but you're focusing on the one that didn't go your way? Why not be content you had a pretty good streak going on? Keys are broken as hell and their spawns are pure RNG, so don't take it as some personal insult that they found one and used it.

I've always thought of Legion getting a horror-comedy movie would be fitting for them. A movie about the four of them doing crimes in desperate efforts to be taken seriously as threats and getting their asses handed to them multiple times throughout the course.

Double BP weekends all the time, Friday to Sunday. I'd love to see that.

Give us the DILF before he was a GILF

Actual gen rush would be Survivors bringing everything that focuses on gens and nothing else. BNP, commodious toolboxes, Prove Thyself, the works, and going out of their way to do nothing but gens. What most people call gen rush is Survivors being efficient on disgustingly large maps.

Yeah, it's been there, but it's always been so puny, I don't blame you for just noticing.

If I'm hit right before or during the vault on the window, then that's fair. It's only when the latency is utter shite that I get hit two meters after the vault that I think it's bullshit. But that's due to the fractured nature of the netcode, not the players.

DbD life sim game. No "Killers" or "Survivors", just whacky slice-of-life antics. Watch Oni fail at baking a quiche for Claudette's birthday. Wraith and David fishing on the lake. The biggest issues are interpersonal dramas.

If they do, we riot. Give us the 9.5-foot-tall vampire mama

Sluzzy and Lord_Tony in one thread? I need some popcorn 🍿

Jeff and Oni because I'm all about big lads

I'd rather it didn't. A more nuanced rework (like having the timer pause while being chased by the Killer) would be fine, but it doesn't need multiple uses.

I hate seeing someone farm their teammate like that. I always say a little "Sorry your team let you down, bud" when I do down them. I try to search for the rescuer, but people like to stay immersed. I'd rather punish the numbskull doing the unsafe rescue ("rescue") than make the poor sap miserable off the hook, but it is…

Oh no, it's as though Otz is a human and therefore fallible.

Okay, I know "Should've pressured gens" is a bit of a meme, but that's literally the opposite of pressuring gens. That's letting them just have a free gen.

Wait, you watched them do a gen? Like, just stood there cloaked and watched? A bit weird. While his teammate should have taken the heat off of him (which I'm assuming in good faith on your part they didn't do), I can't help wonder why you watched them just do a gen. That's so bizarre. And then to say "if that's how they're…

While I don't think cross-play is a mistake, I do think implementing an input-based cross-play matching and allowing console users to use M+KB would be a better way to go about it.

Morpheus: The Stilettos

"Is having fun a bannable offense?"

Until a major overhaul takes place, giving Killers bonus BP for each SWF player they go against would mitigate the sting of going against coordinated squads. This isn't a fix, mind you, but it's a small thing that helps.

From my experience, no one hates us console players more than BHVR's attempts to optimize this game. BHVR: Oh, you're on Xbox Series X? Nice! Enjoy these 4K textures while the game dips into the 20FPS because someone across the map got hit! :D

Weak bait, try harder

Weak bait, try harder.

Or they could give solo players similar mechanics to those offered by comms, leveling the playing field for solo and SWF. That way, Killers can get the buffs they need without worrying about making solo q more of a hell than it already is.

This game is a horror-themed party game. It's Smash Bros. but for horror fans. The casual play-for-fun demographic is going to be the majority of players. This game is not built for comp play nor should it be. It shouldn't be broken as hell, but that's a separate issue. So no, casuals are not ruining the game, they…

Yeah, those were long culled. If they're instantly blinding you without any animation or audio cues, they're probably hacking.

I think you need a break, my dude. Literally 90% of your recent posts have a feeling of exhaustion to them, like playing tha gams is trying your patience. The disparity between SWF and solo Survivor is what's holding this game back so much because any buffs to Killer hurt solo play far more than SWF. Not every solo q…

Also her pigtails make me think of this.

Her breathing Homegirl sounds like she swallowed a porcupine

This is my fault for wishing Breakdown got a buff. BHVR went and took it too far, and now all hell broke loose.

You've really got to move on from this "remove SWF" stuff. That would doom the game into the dark ages. It's 2021. An online multiplayer game without some sort of in-game party system is a dead game.

Weak bait, try harder.

Sounds fine to me! Especially for solo players on console to let their teammates know their perks.

How dare they try to do their primary objective! What're they trying to do, play the game?? In all honesty, this is down to the bad design of most maps and the fact the game spawns Survivors practically kissing a generator at the start of each match. Don't take your frustration out on them for playing the game. The issue…

Can't be against the rules if those rules only exist in your head. Someone slugging like that isn't a bannable offense in any form. It's boring to go against, but boring tactics aren't something to ban someone for.

To hell with my post, this is what we need. And it has to squawk out Japanese phrases

Should I be surprised it's Sluzzy? To be honest, I never took you for an immersed Survivor. New Coldwind is fine. It's a breath of fresh air compared to the usual blue-and-grey darkness of the other maps.

Xbox: 70 on Survivor, 75 on Killer PS5: 65 on Survivor, 70 on Killer

What's with this uptick in people going on about how Survivor players aren't scared or have respect for the Killer player on the basis that they're playing the Killer? When I go against Survivors, I'm not thinking "Oh man, these people better be quaking in their boots when I show up!" I'm thinking more on what tactics…

Aren't you the same user who posted about how much you hate SWFs winning over you? This post sounds more like a cloaked justification for you wanting to stomp solo q players. DbD would be much better off making the game enjoyable over scary. You want horror? Play Silent Hill 2 or a Puppet Combo game. BHVR's failed attempts…

Heaven forbid we have a bit of visual variety in the map design. Every map should be the same dull blue color as the old MacMillan Estates. /s

A gun But not for the Survivors

The Entity: *let's an e-girl hoist men twice her size* Also the Entity: *allows a 300-pound oni of muscle and rage get an ouchies from wood*